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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

44 year old male, good mileage on the clock, not too many dents.. a few scratches though.

Comes house trained, clean shaven and smelling nice too.

Open to any offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Maltesers and roll of sellotape

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Estella, make it a bounty and you may have a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella, make it a bounty and you may have a deal

I'd never relinquish a bounty, I'm mad for the coconut.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Estella, make it a bounty and you may have a deal

I'd never relinquish a bounty, I'm mad for the coconut. "

But what do I get out of the deal??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut is king!!!!!,it's a pale second place to a mint aero though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Estella, make it a bounty and you may have a deal

I'd never relinquish a bounty, I'm mad for the coconut.

But what do I get out of the deal??? Lol "

I was being charitable. I wasn't very invested. And if you have to ask what you'd get by being purchased by me, then you're a fool.

I'm tiptop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok what does Mrs marms get for letting you have me? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok what does Mrs marms get for letting you have me? Haha "

That wasn't part of the original offer, that I had to do something for your wife.

Pfffft. I hate lack of clarity.

I'm out.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Coconut is king!!!!!,it's a pale second place to a mint aero though!"

Not as cool as a choc mint chip Magnum type thingy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok what does Mrs marms get for letting you have me? Haha

That wasn't part of the original offer, that I had to do something for your wife.

Pfffft. I hate lack of clarity.

I'm out. "

Haha... maybe I shudda asked what people would give Mrs marms for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut is king!!!!!,it's a pale second place to a mint aero though!

Not as cool as a choc mint chip Magnum type thingy

Is that what your thingy is made of?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Coconut is king!!!!!,it's a pale second place to a mint aero though!

Not as cool as a choc mint chip Magnum type thingy

Is that what your thingy is made of? "

You'll have to suck it and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut is king!!!!!,it's a pale second place to a mint aero though!

Not as cool as a choc mint chip Magnum type thingy

Is that what your thingy is made of?

You'll have to suck it and see

Oh I bite a chunk straight out of Magnums, can't help myself.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Estella, make it a bounty and you may have a deal

I'd never relinquish a bounty, I'm mad for the coconut. "

Had to be the dark chocolate ones though

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Coconut is king!!!!!,it's a pale second place to a mint aero though!

Not as cool as a choc mint chip Magnum type thingy

Is that what your thingy is made of?

You'll have to suck it and see

Oh I bite a chunk straight out of Magnums, can't help myself. "

I've got an almond one as well, I don't even wanna know what you're gonna do with ma nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut is king!!!!!,it's a pale second place to a mint aero though!

Not as cool as a choc mint chip Magnum type thingy

Is that what your thingy is made of?

You'll have to suck it and see

Oh I bite a chunk straight out of Magnums, can't help myself. "

You gotta bite straight into them, I can confirm it’s the law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut is king!!!!!,it's a pale second place to a mint aero though!

Not as cool as a choc mint chip Magnum type thingy

Is that what your thingy is made of?

You'll have to suck it and see

Oh I bite a chunk straight out of Magnums, can't help myself.

You gotta bite straight into them, I can confirm it’s the law

IKR?!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

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"Ok what does Mrs marms get for letting you have me? Haha

That wasn't part of the original offer, that I had to do something for your wife.

Pfffft. I hate lack of clarity.

I'm out. "

Can I have the malteasers then ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok what does Mrs marms get for letting you have me? Haha

That wasn't part of the original offer, that I had to do something for your wife.

Pfffft. I hate lack of clarity.

I'm out.

Can I have the malteasers then ? "

They may be stale... but you can have them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok what does Mrs marms get for letting you have me? Haha

That wasn't part of the original offer, that I had to do something for your wife.

Pfffft. I hate lack of clarity.

I'm out.

Can I have the malteasers then ?

They may be stale... but you can have them

He meant my Maltesers. I never gave them to you.

And no, I ate then. They were fresh and lovely .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*them

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

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"Ok what does Mrs marms get for letting you have me? Haha

That wasn't part of the original offer, that I had to do something for your wife.

Pfffft. I hate lack of clarity.

I'm out.

Can I have the malteasers then ?

They may be stale... but you can have them

He meant my Maltesers. I never gave them to you.

And no, I ate then. They were fresh and lovely ."

Fine !! I'll go the shop and get some mint munchies instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok what does Mrs marms get for letting you have me? Haha

That wasn't part of the original offer, that I had to do something for your wife.

Pfffft. I hate lack of clarity.

I'm out.

Can I have the malteasers then ?

They may be stale... but you can have them

He meant my Maltesers. I never gave them to you.

And no, I ate then. They were fresh and lovely .

Fine !! I'll go the shop and get some mint munchies instead

Can you get me some more Maltesers while you're there? Thanks.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can you get me some more Maltesers while you're there? Thanks. "

White or milk chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you get me some more Maltesers while you're there? Thanks.

White or milk chocolate? "

Both.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can you get me some more Maltesers while you're there? Thanks.

White or milk chocolate?

Both.

Canna fault you there lass, I'll get some Rolos as well

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