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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

of the night ,like

how many gushing women would it take to fill a average swimming pool ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100 would be a good start.....Might fill a paddling pool

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"of the night ,like

how many gushing women would it take to fill a average swimming pool ?"

might try to use ask jeeves and see what they say!! hmmmmm lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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Does the OP want answers or examples of stupid questions ... doh...?

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Does the OP want answers or examples of stupid questions ... doh...?

whatever makes you happy

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

been trying to work out an answer using google... and i think i have one...

a lot!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"of the night ,like

how many gushing women would it take to fill a average swimming pool ?

might try to use ask jeeves and see what they say!! hmmmmm lol"

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"of the night ,like

how many gushing women would it take to fill a average swimming pool ?

might try to use ask jeeves and see what they say!! hmmmmm lol

huh thought for a minute you had the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 would be a good start.....Might fill a paddling pool

They'd have to be pretty small women to 100 in a paddling pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100 would be a good start.....Might fill a paddling pool

They'd have to be pretty small women to 100 in a paddling pool

to *get*, obviously!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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Guys I hate to burst your bubble... and I know you are all daydreaming of all those gushing women... but think the OP wants more silly questions....;-)

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

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"Guys I hate to burst your bubble... and I know you are all daydreaming of all those gushing women... but think the OP wants more silly questions....;-)"

ooooy stop spoiling my fun ,we rarely get an unanswered question on here !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The operatives of this equation is twofold:

'trying' and 'fill'.

The unkown factor of this equation is: 'women'.

The unknown unknown factor of this equation is:

Did the women wake that morning feeling that the world is ok, or did they have a real downer on everything that had no basis in logic?

Do they feel emotionally equipped to deal with failure to fill the pool?

Will men be blamed if they don't?

If the answers to those question are: Yes, Yes and No, then the pool will never be filled regardless of how much they gush as they'll be too busy discussing how happy they are and how much they love their man.

If the answers are: No (then as tick follows tock, No is the automatic response to the other two) then the pool will never be filled because their man is a total fucking shitbag.

If the answer is Yes, No (Yes is then the default answer to the third question) and the pool will never be filled because even thouigh they feel they could do it they can't possibly show a man they can which would lead to the inevitable accusation of "Why can't you do that for me then?" from their man.

In conclusion, no amount of women gushing simultaneously will EVER fill anything larger than a small puddle.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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Do they feel emotionally equipped to deal with failure to fill the pool?

Will men be blamed if they don't?

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Wishy, I love the detailled and elaborate and kind of logocal approach but I think you need to get out more... this is so NOT what female covens do...

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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*logical*

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

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I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)"

im the same, i even have my own conversations

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"The operatives of this equation is twofold:

'trying' and 'fill'.

The unkown factor of this equation is: 'women'.

The unknown unknown factor of this equation is:

Did the women wake that morning feeling that the world is ok, or did they have a real downer on everything that had no basis in logic?

Do they feel emotionally equipped to deal with failure to fill the pool?

Will men be blamed if they don't?

If the answers are: No (then as tick follows tock, No is the automatic response to the other two) then the pool will never be filled because their man is a total fucking shitbag.

In conclusion, no amount of women gushing simultaneously will EVER fill anything larger than a small puddle."

noooo sorry wishy ,you cant apply boolean logic to a question requiring sa quantitive answer ...thats a fail i am afraid ...try again please,there is a prize to the one who answers

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

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And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

its the voices ..."they made me do it"

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

its the voices ..."they made me do it"

you tryin to read my mind now

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)"

oh yes esp when im in full flow

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

its the voices ..."they made me do it"

you tryin to read my mind now

no way i am going in your head ,id never get out all those kinky thoughts you have !!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

its the voices ..."they made me do it"

you tryin to read my mind now

no way i am going in your head ,id never get out all those kinky thoughts you have !!

might give you a few ideas

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

what jug or pint ??

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

what jug or pint ??

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

what jug or pint ??

both

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

what jug or pint ??

both

lol ...awww go with the flow,i bet you have nice jugs in northern ireland eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought answering yourself was the first sign of insanity! Lol

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

what jug or pint ??

both

lol ...awww go with the flow,i bet you have nice jugs in northern ireland eh "

i have lovely jugs

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

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"I always thought answering yourself was the first sign of insanity! Lol

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only when you are not listenting properly...;-)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"I always thought answering yourself was the first sign of insanity! Lol

you just interupted the convo i was having with me lol

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

what jug or pint ??

both

lol ...awww go with the flow,i bet you have nice jugs in northern ireland eh

i have lovely jugs

ohh you must show me i used to collect jugs are they big ones ??

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

what jug or pint ??

both

lol ...awww go with the flow,i bet you have nice jugs in northern ireland eh

i have lovely jugs

ohh you must show me i used to collect jugs are they big ones ??"
didnt think you ever stopped collecting ...;-)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

they only toddy ones

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

what jug or pint ??

both

lol ...awww go with the flow,i bet you have nice jugs in northern ireland eh

i have lovely jugs

ohh you must show me i used to collect jugs are they big ones ??"

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

they only toddy ones

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

what jug or pint ??

both

lol ...awww go with the flow,i bet you have nice jugs in northern ireland eh

i have lovely jugs

ohh you must show me i used to collect jugs are they big ones ??

i was doing my best kenneth williams impression when i wrote that and finished it off with a sid james laff.

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow

Isn't 'stupid question' an oxymoron?

Only answers can be stupid.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Is it bad when you answer your own questions lol

I do all the time ... cos I make sense ... to me...;-)

im the same, i even have my own conversations

And dont you find it so rude when people interrupt that dialogue with yourself...;-)

they only toddy ones

oh yes esp when im in full flow

can you measure the full flow and answer the stupid question thread then ?

i'll get back to you on that one, it may take forever

extrapolate and communicate ,we need to know you got the weekend and a pint jug surely ?

oh oh big word no comprenda

what jug or pint ??

both

lol ...awww go with the flow,i bet you have nice jugs in northern ireland eh

i have lovely jugs

ohh you must show me i used to collect jugs are they big ones ??

i was doing my best kenneth williams impression when i wrote that and finished it off with a sid james laff. "

lol you spent to much time with mr a

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

OK, many years ago we were watching a film about a home for Lesbians! The idea was they would be converted back to men lovers! Trouble was, before we got to the end we had a power cut and we never actually saw the end! We got to the bit where a group of men came in to fix the wiring and stuff...

We would like to know what happened, so our question is:

How many electricians does it take to change a Lesbian?

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