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Those morning horn choices of what to do first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do I masturbate?

Make a cup of tea?

Or do I go clean the cat litter out because the smell is starting to penetrate upstairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.

Pop kettle on.

Have your wank

Make your tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort the cat litter out first, otherwise the smell will put you off your tea and your wank

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds


"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.

Pop kettle on.

Have your wank

Make your tea.

"

This lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.

Pop kettle on.

Have your wank

Make your tea.

"

You're assuming that I'll be done and cleaned up before it clicks off the boil

Which in fairness is 100% accurate. My wanking efficiency is on point

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You do the cat litter

I'll make the brew

The we can let it go cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.

Pop kettle on.

Have your wank

Make your tea.

You're assuming that I'll be done and cleaned up before it clicks off the boil

Which in fairness is 100% accurate. My wanking efficiency is on point "

I was hoping you weren't one of those men who edges themselves for 5 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You do the cat litter

I'll make the brew

The we can let it go cold "

Oo-er cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.

Pop kettle on.

Have your wank

Make your tea.

You're assuming that I'll be done and cleaned up before it clicks off the boil

Which in fairness is 100% accurate. My wanking efficiency is on point

I was hoping you weren't one of those men who edges themselves for 5 hours "

Oh fuck that. Wanking is a means to end unless you have an audience or someone do it for you

When alone I just want to get it out and on with the rest of my day

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You do the cat litter

I'll make the brew

The we can let it go cold

Oo-er cheeky "

Too much talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean the litter tray, get a shower, have a cuppa, then go and do the big shop.

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By *wizzlenipsMan
over a year ago

Newport


"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.

Pop kettle on.

Have your wank

Make your tea.

You're assuming that I'll be done and cleaned up before it clicks off the boil

Which in fairness is 100% accurate. My wanking efficiency is on point

I was hoping you weren't one of those men who edges themselves for 5 hours "

5 hours edging is ridiculous! 3 hours is just about enough to get the job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cat litter tray!! That smell can linger and put you off your stroke.

Pop kettle on.

Have your wank

Make your tea.

You're assuming that I'll be done and cleaned up before it clicks off the boil

Which in fairness is 100% accurate. My wanking efficiency is on point

I was hoping you weren't one of those men who edges themselves for 5 hours

5 hours edging is ridiculous! 3 hours is just about enough to get the job done "

show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of the cat?

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