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Anybody else had any unfortunate incidents while trying to show them 'how it's done' ? | |||
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 Hopefully you've not done yourself a mischief.
Nothing like that here, i did once fall and do a backwards roll off my sons bed onto the floor and wedge myself between the bed and his bedside cabinet when i was changing his bedding and lost my balance. Poor lad didn't know whether to clap or laugh.
I scraped my underarm on the bedside cabinet as i went down and it really smarted but i had to be brave   | |||
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"I’ve seen quite a few so maybe my “don’t try it, you twat” sense is well developed "...how true...it nearly always ends in disaster... | |||
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" Hopefully you've not done yourself a mischief.
Nothing like that here, i did once fall and do a backwards roll off my sons bed onto the floor and wedge myself between the bed and his bedside cabinet when i was changing his bedding and lost my balance. Poor lad didn't know whether to clap or laugh.
I scraped my underarm on the bedside cabinet as i went down and it really smarted but i had to be brave "Only a bruised ego, at least it made my kids laugh. Few years ago I showed my kids how to jump down an inflatable slide, dislocated right shoulder  | |||
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"I’ve seen quite a few so maybe my “don’t try it, you twat” sense is well developed
...how true...it nearly always ends in disaster... "Something to confess sister?  | |||
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" Hopefully you've not done yourself a mischief.
Nothing like that here, i did once fall and do a backwards roll off my sons bed onto the floor and wedge myself between the bed and his bedside cabinet when i was changing his bedding and lost my balance. Poor lad didn't know whether to clap or laugh.
I scraped my underarm on the bedside cabinet as i went down and it really smarted but i had to be brave
Only a bruised ego, at least it made my kids laugh.
Few years ago I showed my kids how to jump down an inflatable slide, dislocated right shoulder " ouch! Live and learn eh | |||
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"I’ve seen quite a few so maybe my “don’t try it, you twat” sense is well developed
...how true...it nearly always ends in disaster...
Something to confess sister? "...just observation | |||
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"A few years ago I tried showing my girls how to do a handstand against a wall - like I used to in primary school. Problem is, I'm a a fair few stones heavier than I was when I was 10... my arms couldn't take my weight and I smacked my face on the carpet, resulting in a nasty carpet burn on my cheek bone. Friends looked a bit disbelieving when I told them how I got a carpet burn on my face! "Yeah right! Nod, nod, wink, wink" "My ex wife did the same thing, in a swimming pool | |||
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"Broke a friends 15yold sons ankle and wrist playing 5aside football. He was showboating and went past me twice and called me an old man so I put him in row h with a old skool tackle. " Me n a mate were mucking about chucking a yoga ball at each other in the garden, just as I chucked it his gf shouted him and he turned, gym ball got him upside his head, knocked him unconscious, dislocated a shoulder when hitting the floor, and had an epileptic fit | |||
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"Broke a friends 15yold sons ankle and wrist playing 5aside football. He was showboating and went past me twice and called me an old man so I put him in row h with a old skool tackle. Me n a mate were mucking about chucking a yoga ball at each other in the garden, just as I chucked it his gf shouted him and he turned, gym ball got him upside his head, knocked him unconscious, dislocated a shoulder when hitting the floor, and had an epileptic fit "...you are clearly a dangerous man to be around... | |||
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"Broke a friends 15yold sons ankle and wrist playing 5aside football. He was showboating and went past me twice and called me an old man so I put him in row h with a old skool tackle. Me n a mate were mucking about chucking a yoga ball at each other in the garden, just as I chucked it his gf shouted him and he turned, gym ball got him upside his head, knocked him unconscious, dislocated a shoulder when hitting the floor, and had an epileptic fit
...you are clearly a dangerous man to be around... "My ex told me that once, completely different context though. I have thought of wearing a warning sign on occasion | |||
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"Broke a friends 15yold sons ankle and wrist playing 5aside football. He was showboating and went past me twice and called me an old man so I put him in row h with a old skool tackle. Me n a mate were mucking about chucking a yoga ball at each other in the garden, just as I chucked it his gf shouted him and he turned, gym ball got him upside his head, knocked him unconscious, dislocated a shoulder when hitting the floor, and had an epileptic fit
...you are clearly a dangerous man to be around...
My ex told me that once, completely different context though.
I have thought of wearing a warning sign on occasion "...you should... | |||
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