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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

What is the daftest question you recall asking? The sort of thing when as you are saying it... you try to stop yourself but hey ho.. it s too late...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does my bum look big in this "?

when i already know the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

electric out, looking for the torch "can you put the lights on please?" doh!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


""does my bum look big in this "?

when i already know the answer "
I dont ask that question anymore as I know the OH will say "of course , not" and try too hard not to chuckle...;-)

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"electric out, looking for the torch "can you put the lights on please?" doh!"
Hahah... that is easily done (been there, too)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a phone call from the head masters wife when my boys were in boarding school 100 miles away to say youngest in hospital with suspected apendicities , I said "do you want me to come down" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or like the time im arguing with a turkish armed guard at the airport...lmao and you could tell his trigger finger was trembling

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Got a phone call from the head masters wife when my boys were in boarding school 100 miles away to say youngest in hospital with suspected apendicities , I said "do you want me to come down" ? "
lol... I alwyas told my kids to have the RSPCC s number on their mobiles in case I failed as a mother... Bet you felt really bad.. and yet it is the sort of thing many people would say...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Or like the time im arguing with a turkish armed guard at the airport...lmao and you could tell his trigger finger was trembling "
Peaches, we are aware you are a risk taker... we just didnt realise just HOW MUCH of a risktaker...!!!!

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

When the storage bags first came out, the ones you use a hoover with to take out all the air.....

Seeing the ad on TV, I turned to the then, other half and innocently asked

"What if you have a hoover that doesn't suck??"

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"When the storage bags first came out, the ones you use a hoover with to take out all the air.....

Seeing the ad on TV, I turned to the then, other half and innocently asked

"What if you have a hoover that doesn't suck??"

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That takes some beating...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a phone call from the head masters wife when my boys were in boarding school 100 miles away to say youngest in hospital with suspected apendicities , I said "do you want me to come down" ? lol... I alwyas told my kids to have the RSPCC s number on their mobiles in case I failed as a mother... Bet you felt really bad.. and yet it is the sort of thing many people would say... "

Bad I went round for days mumbling to myself do you want me to come down you want me to come down ! Son was fine tho after his op which I got there just in time to see him down to theatre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats like PP Buying an uncut loaf and finding out he aint got a bread knife

derrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Kate caught me shagging her sister, she punched my lights out out.

I asked her "what was that for?"

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Only joking, she's never caught me

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

I probably have loads but can't think of any off hand.

We have a spreadsheet at work where the daft things get noted and brought up a birthdays, weddings, maternity presentations etc.

Luckily there are not many of mine on there........I think

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

If we included daft moments as in acting daft... well, I was looking for m y diary and could not find it until I was making a cup of tea and there it was ... in the fridge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a powercut at the shop, my dad always says "Alright then. Lets put the kettle on and have a cup of tea whilst we wait it out" - Just to see who rushes to the kettle only to stop halfway there!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"During a powercut at the shop, my dad always says "Alright then. Lets put the kettle on and have a cup of tea whilst we wait it out" - Just to see who rushes to the kettle only to stop halfway there!

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priceless.. and I bet a few people did...;-)

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Or like the time im arguing with a turkish armed guard at the airport...lmao and you could tell his trigger finger was trembling "

lol what did you have hold of at the time ?

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall


"During a powercut at the shop, my dad always says "Alright then. Lets put the kettle on and have a cup of tea whilst we wait it out" - Just to see who rushes to the kettle only to stop halfway there!

priceless.. and I bet a few people did...;-)"

the ex said that so off i went came back with the coffe she forgot i had all the camping kit in the kitchen and used the gass cooker lol

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"During a powercut at the shop, my dad always says "Alright then. Lets put the kettle on and have a cup of tea whilst we wait it out" - Just to see who rushes to the kettle only to stop halfway there!

priceless.. and I bet a few people did...;-)

the ex said that so off i went came back with the coffe she forgot i had all the camping kit in the kitchen and used the gass cooker lol"

Hey girls like resourceful men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently i'm not allowed to take my camping gas stove to a festival, which i can understand to some extent. So it sits in the kitchen a as tea making back up device

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or like the time im arguing with a turkish armed guard at the airport...lmao and you could tell his trigger finger was trembling

lol what did you have hold of at the time ?"

My purse and my passport ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for some reason feeling a little shy with a lady friend (vanilla life) after weeks she'd made it clear she was more than interested I decided to ask if I could kiss her.

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