FabSwingers.com forum: I heard it on the grapevine...

By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

What's your favourite rumour you've heard about yourself?

I've just found out from a work colleague this afternoon that I wear gimp masks and have been fucking her ex.

If only I was there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard I’ve been pregnant, engaged, married, remarried, divorced, gay, and terminally ill.

Wish I’d known at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t get many rumours

Only one I have heard is that myself and another forumites were doing the do. We weren’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of colleagues spread a rumour at work that me and my parents are racist so I could never ever bring home a white/Asian guy.

Which is hilarious because my step dad is white hahaha

I had to show people their wedding pictures to prove it was lies

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Apparently I got caught fucking a colleague in the shower. I mean we were totally fucking each other but we never got caught in the showers at work.

I don't work there anymore and the apprentice was telling me all about it. His face when I introduced myself was a picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently I got caught fucking a colleague in the shower. I mean we were totally fucking each other but we never got caught in the showers at work.

I don't work there anymore and the apprentice was telling me all about it. His face when I introduced myself was a picture!"

I would pay to have seen that.. Him telling you mainly although if you're energy in the shower again I would peep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy told me his gf who he thought I was trying to get with admitted to him I had tried kissing her.

Was total and utter bullshit and I knew it.

Had already fucked her and made her cum 4 times in the night we played. She's not going to admit kissing me when it was worse.

Best bit was I text her a dirty message saying I wanted to fuck her silly and he read it after she had fallen asleep. He kicked off big time, yet I managed in about 2 days to get him to give me and her a full apology

There's times I swear the devil is on my side.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

They can be hurtful too tho can't they. I'm chuckling at the one I heard today but it's ruined a "friendship"

Just goes to show some friendships are that of convenience more than anything else.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I don’t get many rumours

Only one I have heard is that myself and another forumites were doing the do. We weren’t

But all those Sunday references... I've read it all incorrectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From an old friend's mother - that I had bipolar disorder (which she then decided to message my mum on Facebook about) and claiming that I was self harming when she saw a picture of my knee on Instagram of a cut surrounded by a brilliantly coloured bruise.

Neither of those rumours are true and they never have been either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t get many rumours

Only one I have heard is that myself and another forumites were doing the do. We weren’t

I've heard the same about me, but not with you Swing...yet.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh girl where to start.

Apart from the ones on here spread by the gossip brigade who really need to get a fucking life.

You know the others. I really need to speak to folk about concepts of time

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I don’t get many rumours

Only one I have heard is that myself and another forumites were doing the do. We weren’t

But all those Sunday references... I've read it all incorrectly.

It’s ok Meli don’t cry you’re spot on with the Sunday references, Swing is referring to another forumite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t get many rumours

Only one I have heard is that myself and another forumites were doing the do. We weren’t

But all those Sunday references... I've read it all incorrectly.

It’s ok Meli don’t cry you’re spot on with the Sunday references, Swing is referring to another forumite

Sitting in a tree...k i s ...

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

That I was going out with the man who delivered blinds to the office..

Very unexciting stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the pub on Friday. I wasn't.

It's not exciting around here.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I don’t get many rumours

Only one I have heard is that myself and another forumites were doing the do. We weren’t

But all those Sunday references... I've read it all incorrectly.

It’s ok Meli don’t cry you’re spot on with the Sunday references, Swing is referring to another forumite

Sitting in a tree...k i s ..."

Hell no, I’m scared of heights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have a girlfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Because it should read girlfriends....

Loverboy.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"That I have a girlfriend

Oh oh have you seen the new Warburton’s advert? I have a rumour about you and that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling rascally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Because it should read girlfriends....

Loverboy.

I'm not some sort of tartlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Because it should read girlfriends....

Loverboy.

I'm not some sort of tartlet"

Lies.

You're a tartlet and sport a wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Oh oh have you seen the new Warburton’s advert? I have a rumour about you and that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Because it should read girlfriends....

Loverboy.

I'm not some sort of tartlet

Lies.

You're a tartlet and sport a wig

Hey, hey, okay maybe I'm a tartlet but don't go after the hair.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I did hear a rumour about me on here but it wasn't true!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

That i worship satan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Because it should read girlfriends....

Loverboy.

I'm not some sort of tartlet

Lies.

You're a tartlet and sport a wig

Hey, hey, okay maybe I'm a tartlet but don't go after the hair. "

Let me write a poem to your hair, and I shall call it Ode to a Blonde Wig.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"That I have a girlfriend

Oh oh have you seen the new Warburton’s advert? I have a rumour about you and that

Yes, you dyed your hair and were the guy flicking his hair in the advert, check it out

https://youtu.be/I2ThjQvw-x4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did hear a rumour about me on here but it wasn't true!

It soooooo was.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That I have a girlfriend

But that ring you have me.... I thought it meant so much more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling rascally

Was that the BDSM dwarf that Snow White wasn’t so keen on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Because it should read girlfriends....

Loverboy.

I'm not some sort of tartlet

Lies.

You're a tartlet and sport a wig

Hey, hey, okay maybe I'm a tartlet but don't go after the hair.

Let me write a poem to your hair, and I shall call it Ode to a Blonde Wig.

Now you're just being hurtful

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That I have a girlfriend

Oh oh have you seen the new Warburton’s advert? I have a rumour about you and that

Yes, you dyed your hair and were the guy flicking his hair in the advert, check it out

https://youtu.be/I2ThjQvw-x4

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Oh oh have you seen the new Warburton’s advert? I have a rumour about you and that

Yes, you dyed your hair and were the guy flicking his hair in the advert, check it out

https://youtu.be/I2ThjQvw-x4

But seriously, dye my hair? That's unrealistic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling rascally

Was that the BDSM dwarf that Snow White wasn’t so keen on?"

Yeah, he's right raunchy too.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That I have a girlfriend

Oh oh have you seen the new Warburton’s advert? I have a rumour about you and that

Yes, you dyed your hair and were the guy flicking his hair in the advert, check it out

https://youtu.be/I2ThjQvw-x4

But seriously, dye my hair? That's unrealistic. "

I'd kick you in the shin if ya did.

*strikes fighting pose*

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"That I have a girlfriend

Oh oh have you seen the new Warburton’s advert? I have a rumour about you and that

Yes, you dyed your hair and were the guy flicking his hair in the advert, check it out

https://youtu.be/I2ThjQvw-x4

But seriously, dye my hair? That's unrealistic.

I'd kick you in the shin if ya did.

*strikes fighting pose*"

Yeah to be fair that’s like putting milk in your tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling rascally

Was that the BDSM dwarf that Snow White wasn’t so keen on?

Yeah, he's right raunchy too."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

But that ring you have me.... I thought it meant so much more.

I gave you that ring to take to Mordor dear hobbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Oh oh have you seen the new Warburton’s advert? I have a rumour about you and that

Yes, you dyed your hair and were the guy flicking his hair in the advert, check it out

https://youtu.be/I2ThjQvw-x4

But seriously, dye my hair? That's unrealistic.

I'd kick you in the shin if ya did.

*strikes fighting pose*"

Please, I would never

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Just found out that I was reported dead on another site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Oh oh have you seen the new Warburton’s advert? I have a rumour about you and that

Yes, you dyed your hair and were the guy flicking his hair in the advert, check it out

https://youtu.be/I2ThjQvw-x4

But seriously, dye my hair? That's unrealistic.

I'd kick you in the shin if ya did.

*strikes fighting pose*

Yeah to be fair that’s like putting milk in your tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Because it should read girlfriends....

Loverboy.

I'm not some sort of tartlet

Lies.

You're a tartlet and sport a wig

Hey, hey, okay maybe I'm a tartlet but don't go after the hair.

Let me write a poem to your hair, and I shall call it Ode to a Blonde Wig.

Now you're just being hurtful"

Lush, flowing locks upon his head

As golden as the wheat

I fabbed his pic and then I said

Do you fancy a social meet?

He said, why yes indeed, I think I would

I'll be your Darcy, your Mr Big

But one thing please, if you could

Be careful with my wig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have a girlfriend

Because it should read girlfriends....

Loverboy.

I'm not some sort of tartlet

Lies.

You're a tartlet and sport a wig

Hey, hey, okay maybe I'm a tartlet but don't go after the hair.

Let me write a poem to your hair, and I shall call it Ode to a Blonde Wig.

Now you're just being hurtful

Lush, flowing locks upon his head

As golden as the wheat

I fabbed his pic and then I said

Do you fancy a social meet?

He said, why yes indeed, I think I would

I'll be your Darcy, your Mr Big

But one thing please, if you could

Be careful with my wig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never heard one - must be all calling me behind my back

nah im loved to bits by all at work

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"That I have a girlfriend

Oh oh have you seen the new Warburton’s advert? I have a rumour about you and that

Yes, you dyed your hair and were the guy flicking his hair in the advert, check it out

https://youtu.be/I2ThjQvw-x4

But seriously, dye my hair? That's unrealistic.

I'd kick you in the shin if ya did.

*strikes fighting pose*

Yeah to be fair that’s like putting milk in your tea

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

That I am a "player". Nothing could be further from the truth. Must be the chat ha ha

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've heard a few... Mostly involving people I've never even met looool. My imaginary sex life is far more scandalous than my real one

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That I have a girlfriend

But that ring you have me.... I thought it meant so much more.

I gave you that ring to take to Mordor dear hobbit.

My precious

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

My anti told my mum that I was having an affair if only they knew the truth lol. X

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

That I got a promotion as I was fucking the boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I got a promotion as I was fucking the boss

Springsteen?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"That I got a promotion as I was fucking the boss

Springsteen?"

Unfortunately he's not my boss

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Nothing too exciting. Sleeping with my lecturer (I was sleeping with a different one in the department actually), sleeping with one of the pilots etc. They all seem to involve me sleeping with inappropriate people. I don't know why.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ve lost count of the number of affairs I’m supposed to have had at places I’ve worked. If I had as many as they say I would be walking bandy legged!

People definitely confuse friendliness!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I did hear a rumour about me on here but it wasn't true!

It soooooo was.

Not THAT one, the other one, you know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was prim and proper and they were shocked I had a tattoo. If only they knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gay."

But you're a very happy chappy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did hear a rumour about me on here but it wasn't true!

It soooooo was.

Not THAT one, the other one, you know....

Ahhhh, that one. Gotcha.

The other one though, I'm still impressed!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm gay."

Took your time Jethro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gay.

Took your time Jethro "

I don't know how these rumours start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once said I was funny. Malicious twat-spreading rumours like that - set me right up.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I've made up a few in my time, my favourite was when i spread a rumour about a vegan at work! Such fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've made up a few in my time, my favourite was when i spread a rumour about a vegan at work! Such fun!

Meanie

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I've made up a few in my time, my favourite was when i spread a rumour about a vegan at work! Such fun!

Meanie

It was a brilliant rumour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've made up a few in my time, my favourite was when i spread a rumour about a vegan at work! Such fun!

Meanie

It was a brilliant rumour! "

Tell us all

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I've made up a few in my time, my favourite was when i spread a rumour about a vegan at work! Such fun!

Meanie

It was a brilliant rumour!

Tell us all

Well...... i spread a rumour that he didn't eat anything that had come from an animal because he fucking hated ALL animals! And was an active badger baiter. Ah those long winter night's flew by....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've made up a few in my time, my favourite was when i spread a rumour about a vegan at work! Such fun!

Meanie

It was a brilliant rumour!

Tell us all

Well...... i spread a rumour that he didn't eat anything that had come from an animal because he fucking hated ALL animals! And was an active badger baiter. Ah those long winter night's flew by....

Clem!!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I've made up a few in my time, my favourite was when i spread a rumour about a vegan at work! Such fun!

Meanie

It was a brilliant rumour!

Tell us all

Well...... i spread a rumour that he didn't eat anything that had come from an animal because he fucking hated ALL animals! And was an active badger baiter. Ah those long winter night's flew by....

Clem!!

I know right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard many rumours about me in the past but the worst two was that I intentionally threw myself down the stairs to lose my baby because I was past the termination date

And that I went away to have my baby and gave it away to be adopted

Both accounts wrong

The truth of the matter was that I was away at a friends for a few days

We was involved in a car accident which sadly I lost my friend

But also at 7 months pregnant I also lost my unborn child due to the accident

Some people are so so cruel

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over a year ago

"I've heard many rumours about me in the past but the worst two was that I intentionally threw myself down the stairs to lose my baby because I was past the termination date

And that I went away to have my baby and gave it away to be adopted

Both accounts wrong

The truth of the matter was that I was away at a friends for a few days

We was involved in a car accident which sadly I lost my friend

But also at 7 months pregnant I also lost my unborn child due to the accident

Some people are so so cruel "

That just brought a tear to my eyes.

There are no words that don't sound just completely inadequate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've heard many rumours about me in the past but the worst two was that I intentionally threw myself down the stairs to lose my baby because I was past the termination date

And that I went away to have my baby and gave it away to be adopted

Both accounts wrong

The truth of the matter was that I was away at a friends for a few days

We was involved in a car accident which sadly I lost my friend

But also at 7 months pregnant I also lost my unborn child due to the accident

Some people are so so cruel

That just brought a tear to my eyes.

There are no words that don't sound just completely inadequate.

Me too that's awful of people to say cruel lies .

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"I've heard many rumours about me in the past but the worst two was that I intentionally threw myself down the stairs to lose my baby because I was past the termination date

And that I went away to have my baby and gave it away to be adopted

Both accounts wrong

The truth of the matter was that I was away at a friends for a few days

We was involved in a car accident which sadly I lost my friend

But also at 7 months pregnant I also lost my unborn child due to the accident

Some people are so so cruel "

Sorry for your loss

This puts minor rumour mongering into perspective.

Very sobering.

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