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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

......mind if I take a seat?

Gimme your best ‘lines’

BG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was you father a thief?

Because I believe he stole he stars from the skies and placed them in your eyes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning on my to work I saw a flower, a freshly bloomed flower with just a drop of dew on it. I thought that would be the most beautiful thing I would see all day. But then I saw you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was you father a thief?

Because I believe he stole he stars from the skies and placed them in your eyes x"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

My best 'lines' tend to be awkward stumblings that have no snap about them at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sheesh cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button."

Funny

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By *randmrskinkCouple
over a year ago

South Coast

I thought of you last night.....

I was having a wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your father a cement mixer? Because your making me hard!

(One from yesterday)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey are you wearing space pants? You must be because your ass is out of this world!!!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Have you got a mirror in your pants?,cos I can see myself in them;)

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As their lips touched passionately she closed her legs and smashed his glasses!

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Nice legs, what time do they open?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was your father a cement mixer? Because your making me hard!

(One from yesterday)"

Classic

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Hello, I’m Adam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello, I’m Adam

Smooth

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I want to kiss you softly on the lips, then move up to your belly button."

I actually like that!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Hello, I’m Adam

Smooth

It’s all in the eyes rather than the words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a BMW. If that doesn't impress you, the size of my cock will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

How do you like your eggs in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you like your eggs in the morning

I like mine with a shag

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"You'll do"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you and my little toe have in common........i'll bang both on the table later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, are you a chicken. 'cause I'm an egg and I want to see who cums first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red ,

Violets are blue,

I'm shit at poems,

Let me feel your tits

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Oh, hi.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Hello, may I get you a drink?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"How do you like your eggs in the morning

I like mine with a shag"

Or fertilised

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello, may I get you a drink?

Yes please

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Get your coat..you've pulled

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Hello, may I get you a drink?

Yes please

Yay! It worked... haha...

What is it to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you like your eggs in the morning

I like mine with a shag

Or fertilised

Ooo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello, may I get you a drink?

Yes please

Yay! It worked... haha...

What is it to be?

Haha...naughty! Well if you're asking..dry white wine...in a bottle!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Hello, may I get you a drink?

Yes please

Yay! It worked... haha...

What is it to be?

Haha...naughty! Well if you're asking..dry white wine...in a bottle!

Dry white wine it is

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hello, may I get you a drink?

Yes please

Yay! It worked... haha...

What is it to be?

Haha...naughty! Well if you're asking..dry white wine...in a bottle!

Dry white wine it is

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Hello, may I get you a drink?

Yes please

Yay! It worked... haha...

What is it to be?

Haha...naughty! Well if you're asking..dry white wine...in a bottle!

Dry white wine it is

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