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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was swimming yesterday and had a thought while doing my lengths,, how many actually can’t be bothered to get out and wee,, how many just wee as they swim? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allegedly the water at my local pool contains an additive that changes the colour of the water when contacting urine ,,,,,, apparently it disperses back to normal in a short time but long enough for the attendants to publically discipline the offender .....

However taking a dump in the pool constitutes an immediate ejection

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That dye is just a myth created to stop people doing such a thing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That dye is just a myth created to stop people doing such a thing lol"

In that case I'll take a dump in the deep end next time I go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That dye is just a myth created to stop people doing such a thing lol

In that case I'll take a dump in the deep end next time I go "

Uuuuugh turd shark!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I go swimming 4 times a week and I get out to wee, shower off and then get back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well done sandy,, at least we’re the only ones getting out to pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just about to go in the pool and really cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just started swimming at my local pool, I wouldn't dream of peeing in the pool. I would get out and use the bog XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was swimming yesterday and had a thought while doing my lengths,, how many actually can’t be bothered to get out and wee,, how many just wee as they swim? Lol"

i don't even wee in the sea!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who is a swimming teacher who has told me that pools contain chlorine and a balance of other chemicals to kill germs, as well as combating urine. It's also moving water so it is constantly circulating and being filtered.

I think the majority of people wouldn't (I hope!) do it but most pools have schools on for lessons and you can guarantee some of them pee in the pool, even if by accident.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I always think about when you’re swimming near or behind someone and the water splashing in your face or mouth has just flowed under their arms and round their nether regions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always think about when you’re swimming near or behind someone and the water splashing in your face or mouth has just flowed under their arms and round their nether regions. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always think about when you’re swimming near or behind someone and the water splashing in your face or mouth has just flowed under their arms and round their nether regions. "

Depends how sexy she is!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always think about when you’re swimming near or behind someone and the water splashing in your face or mouth has just flowed under their arms and round their nether regions. "

I just looked at your profile to see if you’re into water sports judging from your reply. Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was swimming yesterday and had a thought while doing my lengths,, how many actually can’t be bothered to get out and wee,, how many just wee as they swim? Lol

i don't even wee in the sea!!!"

Ends up there eventually if you use the bog!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Another thing that gets me is yes women are more self concous while in their swimming suit but it’s an item that is publicly acceptable to be seen in, yet if you saw a woman in her bra or and knickers some people would be outraged lol, apart from the swimming and getting wet they do virtually the same job, a single layer of clothes etc

Lol am over thinking this?? I have a tendency to over think things lol

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Another thing that gets me is yes women are more self concous while in their swimming suit but it’s an item that is publicly acceptable to be seen in, yet if you saw a woman in her bra or and knickers some people would be outraged lol, apart from the swimming and getting wet they do virtually the same job, a single layer of clothes etc

Lol am over thinking this?? I have a tendency to over think things lol"

I was thinking this when I was on holiday laid out in my bikini for all to see. Yet I wouldn’t dream of stripping down to by bra and knickers by the pool where kids can see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another thing that gets me is yes women are more self concous while in their swimming suit but it’s an item that is publicly acceptable to be seen in, yet if you saw a woman in her bra or and knickers some people would be outraged lol, apart from the swimming and getting wet they do virtually the same job, a single layer of clothes etc

Lol am over thinking this?? I have a tendency to over think things lol"

I've thought about this many times. It's fairly absurd when you think about. I was out for a cycle, stopped for a rest and some water on a patch of grass. A woman stopped, found a nice spot in the sun and took her top off and had a little sunbath in her bra. I initially thought it was a little exhibitionist of her, then I realised I was being a moron and that it's only a covering...

We have been conditioned to think of them as undergarments.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Another thing that gets me is yes women are more self concous while in their swimming suit but it’s an item that is publicly acceptable to be seen in, yet if you saw a woman in her bra or and knickers some people would be outraged lol, apart from the swimming and getting wet they do virtually the same job, a single layer of clothes etc

Lol am over thinking this?? I have a tendency to over think things lol"

I was thinking this when I was on holiday laid out in my bikini for all to see. Yet I wouldn’t dream of stripping down to by bra and knickers by the pool where kids can see!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains


"Another thing that gets me is yes women are more self concous while in their swimming suit but it’s an item that is publicly acceptable to be seen in, yet if you saw a woman in her bra or and knickers some people would be outraged lol, apart from the swimming and getting wet they do virtually the same job, a single layer of clothes etc

Lol am over thinking this?? I have a tendency to over think things lol"

I don't care I just strip off

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By *ockandkeyCouple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I was told that the stronger the smell of chlorine the dirtier the water is. So if your local swimming pool has a strong smell of chlorine then lots of people have wee’d in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just done 50 lengths,it felt like i lead arms swimming through treacle!! And i did a dump in the water

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I get out to wee if I'm swimming but aware that not everyone does but chlorine etc kills the germs.

I've a friend that's a competitive sea swimmer inc channel and says they just wee in the water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swim with your mouth closed and sunbathe completely au naturel.Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No peeing in my pool please...

I use Bromine instead of chlorine, its not as pungent smell wise

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I can not swim, so never get in the pool in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can not swim, so never get in the pool in the first place "

Just pee in the steam room lol

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Another thing that gets me is yes women are more self concous while in their swimming suit but it’s an item that is publicly acceptable to be seen in, yet if you saw a woman in her bra or and knickers some people would be outraged lol, apart from the swimming and getting wet they do virtually the same job, a single layer of clothes etc

Lol am over thinking this?? I have a tendency to over think things lol"

My 13yro son has mass hysterics, if I'm in just underwear.

We live on the coast, so summer we practically live on the beach, we go paddle boarding everyday & I'm always in a bikini.

I work in a gym, so my daily attire is often shorts & a bra/vest top.

Can't see the fuss myself!

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

Just avoid the warm patches.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I pee in the sea,but not a swimming pool. Now that's just completely rank!

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

caistor

When I was a kid me and my friends throw a lion bar in the local pool. They made everyone get out while they chased it around with a net. Everyone shouting someone shit in the pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeing in a pool is just awful,particularly if the person doing it is standing on the diving board at the time.

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