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Shouting at Drivers

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By *eeBee67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

My favourite phrase shouted full blast this morning is..

"Come the fuck on"

The lights are green, the 4 cars in front have set off, why are you struggling with the concept of setting off

End of rant.

What have you been shouting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like "come the fuck on"! I would have added cockwomble...Just for extra impact!

Come the fuck on you fucking cockwomble!

Just looking for the opportunity now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite phrase shouted full blast this morning is..

"Come the fuck on"

The lights are green, the 4 cars in front have set off, why are you struggling with the concept of setting off

End of rant.

What have you been shouting?"

some people don't look further ahead than the end of their bonnet.

I very often shout "what the fuck are you braking for??!!?!?!" When people brake all the time on straight roads..

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By *eeBee67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I like "come the fuck on"! I would have added cockwomble...Just for extra impact!

Come the fuck on you fucking cockwomble!

Just looking for the opportunity now "

Plenty of opportunity round here this morning.

I sometimes add "fucktard" as well

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By *eeBee67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"My favourite phrase shouted full blast this morning is..

"Come the fuck on"

The lights are green, the 4 cars in front have set off, why are you struggling with the concept of setting off

End of rant.

What have you been shouting?

some people don't look further ahead than the end of their bonnet.

I very often shout "what the fuck are you braking for??!!?!?!" When people brake all the time on straight roads.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same people are usually approaching a 50mph corner at 30mph and still use the breaks

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"My favourite phrase shouted full blast this morning is..

"Come the fuck on"

The lights are green, the 4 cars in front have set off, why are you struggling with the concept of setting off

End of rant.

What have you been shouting?"

I would have taken more time to move off, just for the hell of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who indicate far to early at a roundabout drive me insane.

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

One of the best things I did was to sell my car and use public transport honestly it was like a great weight lifted from my shoulders no more roadrage, dealing with silly wankers on the road who can't drive, mot's, services, insurance etc etc etc. Let the Train or Bus drivers deal with it and sit back and relax on that journey! If you really have to have a car then I don't envy you.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Cockwomble.... One of the best words ever.

My Nana uses it all the time, I was a teenager before I realised she wasn't referring the the fluffy creatures from Wimbledon!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

I use "dicksplat" and "fuckspawn" all the time - often before I've even left the driveway - especially when I forgotten something in the house just as I'm about to set off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who indicate far to early at a roundabout drive me insane."

People who dont indicate at all are the ones who fuck me off the most.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I swear terribly at other drivers - though from within the comparative security of my car - not wanting to prompt a road rage incident I don't usually open the window and very obviously bellow at them.

My favourite term seems to be 'twat' or 'fucking twat', the generally useful 'for fuck's sake' (e.g. for dawdlers, and cars which come to a dead stop at give way signs even though you can see the way clear as you approach) and the frustratingly common 'use your fucking indicator'.

Years ago I was 'spoken to' by my eldest child's nursery who were taken aback by the 'sound effects' they used when playing cars. Ooops, don't know where they got that from

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i am not a shouter.... i am more of a "foreign gestures" guy.... I watched too much italian and spanish football.....

so if someone cuts me up... gestures guy comes out!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers who don’t say thank you when you let me out of a side road.

Drivers who brake, brake, brake and then signal!

Drivers who don’t set off when the lights have gone green as they’re looking down at their mobile phones!

Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to wail “it’s a FOG light, not a flipping light drizzle light”

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By *eeBee67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"I swear terribly at other drivers - though from within the comparative security of my car - not wanting to prompt a road rage incident I don't usually open the window and very obviously bellow at them.

My favourite term seems to be 'twat' or 'fucking twat', the generally useful 'for fuck's sake' (e.g. for dawdlers, and cars which come to a dead stop at give way signs even though you can see the way clear as you approach) and the frustratingly common 'use your fucking indicator'.

Years ago I was 'spoken to' by my eldest child's nursery who were taken aback by the 'sound effects' they used when playing cars. Ooops, don't know where they got that from "

I know my eldest when she was learning to talk once asked (when my wife was driving us) "mummy, is that man a fucking arsehole as well".

Bear in mind i very rarely drove the kids around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm, driving rants include the words:

Wanker

Knobhead

Tosser

...with worrying frequency sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't shout as much as I used to whilst driving. Now a just shake my head and utter the word "cunt" whilst keeping eye contact

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By *eeBee67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I also like to smile and politely wave someone out while saying...

"Well you were half-twatting-way out anyway"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Mostly it’s the same thing and I’m embarrassed to say it but I just usually call them dipshits whatever that is

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By *eeBee67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Mostly it’s the same thing and I’m embarrassed to say it but I just usually call them dipshits whatever that is "

Good one yep used that one as well, but thats usually one of my quieter ones accompanied by a slow head shake

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Went on holiday, had a lovely peaceful time, got in the car and as if by magic started shouting you twat to everyone! Welcome home!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My car is computer controlled to a great extent, so you may be shouting at a robot.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"My car is computer controlled to a great extent, so you may be shouting at a robot. "

Though I saw some stupid, dangerous driving after leaving home this morning. People who haven't noticed that the road in front of them is now clear, as others in the overtaking lane have moved back, after finishing their manoeuvre.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I don't shout as much as I used to whilst driving. Now a just shake my head and utter the word "cunt" whilst keeping eye contact"

I called some twat who cut me up a wanker once, and he clearly saw me in the mirror and went into a full blow road rage, chasing me round a ring round until we stopped at some lights and then getting out his car to come and......who knows what!

Luckily the lights changed and I swerved round him and off!! Very scary!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"My favourite phrase shouted full blast this morning is..

"Come the fuck on"

The lights are green, the 4 cars in front have set off, why are you struggling with the concept of setting off

End of rant.

What have you been shouting?"

She may have stalled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kind of feel a lot better when I just wait patiently and resume normal service after the 15 seconds of inconvenience to my life.

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