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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys as I write this, but they're a bit loud for this time.

What's getting on your tits? Get it off your chest. Let's get ready to grumble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change after change of pyjamas are getting on my tits.

What's with the sweats you get when you're sick and laid up in bed?

Nightmare.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I’m a Fab rant virgin. I haven’t had a Fab rant because I don’t really have anything to rant about and I like my privacy but on this one occasion I’m going to give in ... I’m totally and utterly pissed off with people taking advantage of my good nature.

Live and learn is my mantra this evening

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m a Fab rant virgin. I haven’t had a Fab rant because I don’t really have anything to rant about and I like my privacy but on this one occasion I’m going to give in ... I’m totally and utterly pissed off with people taking advantage of my good nature.

Live and learn is my mantra this evening "

Go Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a Fab rant virgin. I haven’t had a Fab rant because I don’t really have anything to rant about and I like my privacy but on this one occasion I’m going to give in ... I’m totally and utterly pissed off with people taking advantage of my good nature.

Live and learn is my mantra this evening "

Babs! You ok? This is very unlike you.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m a Fab rant virgin. I haven’t had a Fab rant because I don’t really have anything to rant about and I like my privacy but on this one occasion I’m going to give in ... I’m totally and utterly pissed off with people taking advantage of my good nature.

Live and learn is my mantra this evening

Babs! You ok? This is very unlike you. "

It isn’t like me Estella and I don’t like the feeling but I’ve vented now so I’m sure I will be fine in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a Fab rant virgin. I haven’t had a Fab rant because I don’t really have anything to rant about and I like my privacy but on this one occasion I’m going to give in ... I’m totally and utterly pissed off with people taking advantage of my good nature.

Live and learn is my mantra this evening

Babs! You ok? This is very unlike you.

It isn’t like me Estella and I don’t like the feeling but I’ve vented now so I’m sure I will be fine in the morning "

Good on you!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I’m a Fab rant virgin. I haven’t had a Fab rant because I don’t really have anything to rant about and I like my privacy but on this one occasion I’m going to give in ... I’m totally and utterly pissed off with people taking advantage of my good nature.

Live and learn is my mantra this evening

Babs! You ok? This is very unlike you. "

I think I’ve been a bad influence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a Fab rant virgin. I haven’t had a Fab rant because I don’t really have anything to rant about and I like my privacy but on this one occasion I’m going to give in ... I’m totally and utterly pissed off with people taking advantage of my good nature.

Live and learn is my mantra this evening

Babs! You ok? This is very unlike you.

I think I’ve been a bad influence "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m a Fab rant virgin. I haven’t had a Fab rant because I don’t really have anything to rant about and I like my privacy but on this one occasion I’m going to give in ... I’m totally and utterly pissed off with people taking advantage of my good nature.

Live and learn is my mantra this evening "

Be nice, but not too nice.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Insomnia...grrr

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

When you help others and need a favor and everyone is always far too busy hmmm oh and im in a lot of pain tonight

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"When you help others and need a favor and everyone is always far too busy hmmm oh and im in a lot of pain tonight "

Hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Insomnia...grrr"

Are you faithless?

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"When you help others and need a favor and everyone is always far too busy hmmm oh and im in a lot of pain tonight

Hugs xx"

Thanks hun x maxed on pain killers mot good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you help others and need a favor and everyone is always far too busy hmmm oh and im in a lot of pain tonight

Hugs xx

Thanks hun x maxed on pain killers mot good "

At least your car is okay.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Insomnia...grrr

Are you faithless?"

I have no idea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a Fab rant virgin. I haven’t had a Fab rant because I don’t really have anything to rant about and I like my privacy but on this one occasion I’m going to give in ... I’m totally and utterly pissed off with people taking advantage of my good nature.

Live and learn is my mantra this evening

Be nice, but not too nice."

Being too nice is my problem ... get's you crapped on from great heights quite frequently

PS: that is a rant from me ... I am rubbish at ranting really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfish gits that go out of their way to spoil it things others. That's my rant.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I've had tinnitus for a week now and I think it's slowly sending me insane...

"No it's not.."

"It is, you just ignore it.."

"So should you, stop whining.."

"I wish the tinnitus would stop wining like your voice in my head....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had tinnitus for a week now and I think it's slowly sending me insane...

"No it's not.."

"It is, you just ignore it.."

"So should you, stop whining.."

"I wish the tinnitus would stop wining like your voice in my head.....""

Haha. This made me laugh. .

Your voice in your head should join Fab, she sounds funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two.

1) There's either a poltergeist haunting my house or my neighbour was doing some hammering at 6 o'clock this morning.

2) Fucking micromanaging at work when the person doing the micromanaging isn't even a fucking manager nor has any authority, who then tries to tell me how cook when she doesn't even cook there at all but I have to be grateful when she turns up at all because she's off ill literally every week because of conditions brought on by the fact that she smokes which she won't quit!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

OPs that pm with an answer to a question on their forum thread, post it ffs, so everyone knows!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm beer. Need I say more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had tinnitus for a week now and I think it's slowly sending me insane...

"No it's not.."

"It is, you just ignore it.."

"So should you, stop whining.."

"I wish the tinnitus would stop wining like your voice in my head.....""

One way to beat tinnitus is to actively listen to it and concentrate on it. It’s your brain making frequencies audible which aren’t usually so, and people often find when they focus their attention on it properly and for a while, it goes away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

People that can't be bothered to start a new thread. Cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that can't be bothered to start a new thread. Cunts."

This thread ain't what it used to be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being awake at this un godly hour two days in a row

FFS it's starting to really get on my

( . )( . )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People that can't be bothered to start a new thread. Cunts.

This thread ain't what it used to be... "

It sucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People that can't be bothered to start a new thread. Cunts.

This thread ain't what it used to be...

It sucks."

...it's getting better now, the op ranting about himself and now the thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People that can't be bothered to start a new thread. Cunts.

This thread ain't what it used to be...

It sucks.

...it's getting better now, the op ranting about himself and now the thread. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t got any today

Someone start a ‘reasons to be cheerful’ one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feelings" *sigh

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By *aterjetWoman
over a year ago

South West

Got to get this off my chest, sorry if it's too much of a rant.

My boy who has additional needs came home from school yesterday in tears. Seems some kids have been saying mean things to him.

I have been wanting to rant this all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got to get this off my chest, sorry if it's too much of a rant.

My boy who has additional needs came home from school yesterday in tears. Seems some kids have been saying mean things to him.

I have been wanting to rant this all night "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Feelings" *sigh "

*Hugs*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm hungry, my tummy is grumbling. Grumbling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope nothing to rant about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who wait until Thursday to rant are sooooooo predictable

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I haven’t got any today

Someone start a ‘reasons to be cheerful’ one "
I would have thought the fact you are alive at 5am would be enough reason lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who (ridiculously) ask you to be exclusive to them (all the nopes), and then display two play veris in the last week.

I'm glad he's got 2 new play meets, but don't expect me to be exclusive to you, and don't even get me started on the fact he asked me not to post pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Single women’ profiles run by incredibly single guys, why why why, you just ruin it for everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consider how many people I know that have left Fab as they found someone special, how many times I've read the forums about 'love and relationships problems' how many people have 'not looking as I'm now in a relationship ' on their profiles, and how many people are here as a single, who are looking for something more than NSA or swinging. Is it any wonder why it's hard finding someone to meet up with in here?

I know we can't help who our heart falls for, but are too many single people using the site for dating and looking for possible relationships? I know it's a good attitude to have for letting people use the site how they want to, but surely 'Fab swingers' is the title, and swinging is the idea isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Consider how many people I know that have left Fab as they found someone special, how many times I've read the forums about 'love and relationships problems' how many people have 'not looking as I'm now in a relationship ' on their profiles, and how many people are here as a single, who are looking for something more than NSA or swinging. Is it any wonder why it's hard finding someone to meet up with in here?

I know we can't help who our heart falls for, but are too many single people using the site for dating and looking for possible relationships? I know it's a good attitude to have for letting people use the site how they want to, but surely 'Fab swingers' is the title, and swinging is the idea isn't it? "

There are 16,934 people online just now. I checked.

Surely there’s a few amongst that lot who are just looking for NSA and to swing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Consider how many people I know that have left Fab as they found someone special, how many times I've read the forums about 'love and relationships problems' how many people have 'not looking as I'm now in a relationship ' on their profiles, and how many people are here as a single, who are looking for something more than NSA or swinging. Is it any wonder why it's hard finding someone to meet up with in here?

I know we can't help who our heart falls for, but are too many single people using the site for dating and looking for possible relationships? I know it's a good attitude to have for letting people use the site how they want to, but surely 'Fab swingers' is the title, and swinging is the idea isn't it?

There are 16,934 people online just now. I checked.

Surely there’s a few amongst that lot who are just looking for NSA and to swing? "

Yes. FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two.

1) There's either a poltergeist haunting my house or my neighbour was doing some hammering at 6 o'clock this morning.

2) Fucking micromanaging at work when the person doing the micromanaging isn't even a fucking manager nor has any authority, who then tries to tell me how cook when she doesn't even cook there at all but I have to be grateful when she turns up at all because she's off ill literally every week because of conditions brought on by the fact that she smokes which she won't quit! "

Your neighbour is breaking the law... Check your local council pages. Quiet hours are 11-7 here.

I printed it out for my neighbours as they were a nuisance... It worked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Consider how many people I know that have left Fab as they found someone special, how many times I've read the forums about 'love and relationships problems' how many people have 'not looking as I'm now in a relationship ' on their profiles, and how many people are here as a single, who are looking for something more than NSA or swinging. Is it any wonder why it's hard finding someone to meet up with in here?

I know we can't help who our heart falls for, but are too many single people using the site for dating and looking for possible relationships? I know it's a good attitude to have for letting people use the site how they want to, but surely 'Fab swingers' is the title, and swinging is the idea isn't it?

There are 16,934 people online just now. I checked.

Surely there’s a few amongst that lot who are just looking for NSA and to swing?

Yes. FAF? "

But will you be exclusive to me?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Guys who (ridiculously) ask you to be exclusive to them (all the nopes), and then display two play veris in the last week.

I'm glad he's got 2 new play meets, but don't expect me to be exclusive to you, and don't even get me started on the fact he asked me not to post pictures "
omg seriously? That's shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Consider how many people I know that have left Fab as they found someone special, how many times I've read the forums about 'love and relationships problems' how many people have 'not looking as I'm now in a relationship ' on their profiles, and how many people are here as a single, who are looking for something more than NSA or swinging. Is it any wonder why it's hard finding someone to meet up with in here?

I know we can't help who our heart falls for, but are too many single people using the site for dating and looking for possible relationships? I know it's a good attitude to have for letting people use the site how they want to, but surely 'Fab swingers' is the title, and swinging is the idea isn't it?

There are 16,934 people online just now. I checked.

Surely there’s a few amongst that lot who are just looking for NSA and to swing? "

17,000 people, and I can just about tollorate about a dozen of the f...ckers!

*mods- its a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

There are 16,934 people online just now. I checked.

Surely there’s a few amongst that lot who are just looking for NSA and to swing?

Yes. FAF?

But will you be exclusive to me? "

Unme4eva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys who (ridiculously) ask you to be exclusive to them (all the nopes), and then display two play veris in the last week.

I'm glad he's got 2 new play meets, but don't expect me to be exclusive to you, and don't even get me started on the fact he asked me not to post pictures "

An exclusive swinger?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I haven’t got any today

Someone start a ‘reasons to be cheerful’ one "
done lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Consider how many people I know that have left Fab as they found someone special, how many times I've read the forums about 'love and relationships problems' how many people have 'not looking as I'm now in a relationship ' on their profiles, and how many people are here as a single, who are looking for something more than NSA or swinging. Is it any wonder why it's hard finding someone to meet up with in here?

I know we can't help who our heart falls for, but are too many single people using the site for dating and looking for possible relationships? I know it's a good attitude to have for letting people use the site how they want to, but surely 'Fab swingers' is the title, and swinging is the idea isn't it? "

Well I didn't join fab to have sex with numerous guys

Neither did I join to find a relationship so where does that leave me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Distance "

I’ll second that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Distance

I’ll second that "

Don't double it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Distance

I’ll second that

Don't double it."

I treble that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Distance

I’ll second that

Don't double it.

I treble that "

Poor Swing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants here as I'm still at home back in bed with coffee

Ive got a half day at work today, it's Friday tomorrow - and I'm just thinking of yummy things I can make for my dinner tonight

I wish I didn't have to go out there at all - I know that other people are going to ruin it lol!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Just a random one. Adverts on YouTube. When you're just trying to have a nice time viewing some videos and you're constantly tortured by having to sit through 5 to 30 seconds of some in your face loud as fuck utter sonic shite or someone talking bollocks. And then when you eventually do get to see your video you keep getting these annoying pop-ups all over the fucking screen! It just ruins the whole experience. I'm sure there are probably ways to maybe block some of this stuff but it really boils my piss!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Not having a handover on vat returns and the person doing them has been transferred from the company ahhhhh nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Distance

I’ll second that

Don't double it.

I treble that

Poor Swing. "

Word brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not having a handover on vat returns and the person doing them has been transferred from the company ahhhhh nightmare "

good luck

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Working three 15 hour days already this week and it's still not Friday!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Not having a handover on vat returns and the person doing them has been transferred from the company ahhhhh nightmare

good luck "

Managed to get through the Spanish one with no real issues - just have a load of English ones to do

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

It's that time of year I drive to work with the sun in my eyes and drive home the same..

Even with sunglasses on I spend most of the journey squinting like I'm on the vinegar strokes... grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Distance

I’ll second that

Don't double it.

I treble that

Poor Swing.

Word brother "

*Fist bumps*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's that time of year I drive to work with the sun in my eyes and drive home the same..

Even with sunglasses on I spend most of the journey squinting like I'm on the vinegar strokes... grrrr"

I've got The Vinegar Strokes second album somewhere.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I am slightly peeved at cyclists who cycle down the hill on the narrow pavement near my house instead of using the cycle lane provided. And have the temerity to try and ding me out of their way when they're freewheeling down the hill behind me when they shouldn't be on the pavement in the first place. 5 of the buggers on the way home. It's not a rant but it made me mildly irked.

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

B&Q. I'm stuck at work until tomorrow but it sounds like they've just fucked my weekend.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am slightly peeved at cyclists who cycle down the hill on the narrow pavement near my house instead of using the cycle lane provided. And have the temerity to try and ding me out of their way when they're freewheeling down the hill behind me when they shouldn't be on the pavement in the first place. 5 of the buggers on the way home. It's not a rant but it made me mildly irked."

I fucking hate pavement cyclists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I haven’t got any today

Someone start a ‘reasons to be cheerful’ one I would have thought the fact you are alive at 5am would be enough reason lol "

Yes, ‘‘twas my last early shift in the old job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just rant that there's no justice in the world and some people get away Scot free with all sorts. Certain people need to be shot or hung. Sorry but I'm angry today . And breathe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will people just stop being in fucking denial and get over themselves!

No one gives a fuck who they choose to fuck - just stop fucking lying!

Cunts!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Will people just stop being in fucking denial and get over themselves!

No one gives a fuck who they choose to fuck - just stop fucking lying!

Cunts!

"

A fucking men.

Stop denying you love me, fuck sake, its bad for your health

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dress that I want is out of stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will people just stop being in fucking denial and get over themselves!

No one gives a fuck who they choose to fuck - just stop fucking lying!

Cunts!

A fucking men.

Stop denying you love me, fuck sake, its bad for your health "

Don't tell everyone

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

MY EX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY EX

"

Feel exactly the same about mine. X

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"MY EX

Feel exactly the same about mine. X "
.

He's a minor irritation usually, but when he upsets the kids I can't ignore it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I can't even be arsed to go there. But apart from the mild irritation, things are good. I'm allowing myself until midnight and then it's gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MY EX

Feel exactly the same about mine. X .

He's a minor irritation usually, but when he upsets the kids I can't ignore it "

Yes, I get that. Mine is a nightmare x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head pain, and the only painkillers I have in the house are out of date.

I can't close my eyes and hope it goes either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys messaging me who have obviously had a few to many and having a rant when they misunderstood what I said. Thank god I can block them if necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Change after change of pyjamas are getting on my tits.

What's with the sweats you get when you're sick and laid up in bed?

Nightmare."

I'm sure you'll enjoy the night sweats when you're perimenopausal. It'll be more frequent than when poorly .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys messaging me who have obviously had a few to many and having a rant when they misunderstood what I said. Thank god I can block them if necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys who (ridiculously) ask you to be exclusive to them (all the nopes), and then display two play veris in the last week.

I'm glad he's got 2 new play meets, but don't expect me to be exclusive to you, and don't even get me started on the fact he asked me not to post pictures "

Post one of you copulating with a hot fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have two.

1) There's either a poltergeist haunting my house or my neighbour was doing some hammering at 6 o'clock this morning.

2) Fucking micromanaging at work when the person doing the micromanaging isn't even a fucking manager nor has any authority, who then tries to tell me how cook when she doesn't even cook there at all but I have to be grateful when she turns up at all because she's off ill literally every week because of conditions brought on by the fact that she smokes which she won't quit!

Your neighbour is breaking the law... Check your local council pages. Quiet hours are 11-7 here.

I printed it out for my neighbours as they were a nuisance... It worked."

Except NYE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speeding on roundabouts, fucking twats.

On approach to the roundabout i saw an estate car enter roundabout and get beeped cos this other fucker had to slow down. The racer was speeding that much his car was "leaning".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The dress that I want is out of stock "

Fucking hate this!

Or going back to your saved items and it's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DHL lost my bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with NO manner... please and Thank you.... not hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People contradicting themselves then being upset when I do something wrong....

Being taken for granted but called lazy in the same breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People with NO manner... please and Thank you.... not hard "

Please can I fuck Mrs Busty?

Thank you

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