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The strictly no dancing thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Someone Is dancing? *hides*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt boring about my dancing sweet cheeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nowt boring about my dancing sweet cheeks "

If it's not dad dancing it's shite...I know I'm a sexist old twunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt boring about my dancing sweet cheeks "

You do have sweet cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh,dancing can fuck right off,overrated shite...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing "

Shuh up.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing "

I'm infiltrating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't dance."

I can't sing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing

I'm infiltrating "

Got to be able to dance with wolves to be here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing."

I do both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing."

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing."

Well you two can join

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing

I'm infiltrating

Got to be able to dance with wolves to be here "

Well I've danced with some old dogs in my time, so can't see it being a problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band."

Please don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band."

Bagsy being Gabriel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

Bagsy being Gabriel "

Damn it! I do have the Collins hairline.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing

I'm infiltrating

Got to be able to dance with wolves to be here

Well I've danced with some old dogs in my time, so can't see it being a problem! "

I've had some shih tzu's to dance in

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing

I'm infiltrating

Got to be able to dance with wolves to be here

Well I've danced with some old dogs in my time, so can't see it being a problem!

I've had some shih tzu's to dance in "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

Bagsy being Gabriel

Damn it! I do have the Collins hairline."

How are you at banging things?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

Bagsy being Gabriel

Damn it! I do have the Collins hairline.

How are you at banging things?"

With my new amass of hair I can play the drums as a monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

Bagsy being Gabriel

Damn it! I do have the Collins hairline.

How are you at banging things?"

I'm good at it, especially when there's skin involved.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I love dancing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love dancing! "

Pack your bags

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

Bagsy being Gabriel

Damn it! I do have the Collins hairline.

How are you at banging things?

With my new amass of hair I can play the drums as a monkey "

Hey hey, we're the Monkees! Now I do sound old!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags

"

Aw ok you can go to old boot camp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

Bagsy being Gabriel

Damn it! I do have the Collins hairline.

How are you at banging things?

With my new amass of hair I can play the drums as a monkey

Hey hey, we're the Monkees! Now I do sound old! "

I bloody am old

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags

Aw ok you can go to old boot camp "

Pha, piss off - I'm going to dance yer arse off camp!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags

Aw ok you can go to old boot camp

Pha, piss off - I'm going to dance yer arse off camp!! "

Careful 3 emojis can get you disqualified

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

Bagsy being Gabriel

Damn it! I do have the Collins hairline.

How are you at banging things?

With my new amass of hair I can play the drums as a monkey

Hey hey, we're the Monkees! Now I do sound old!

I bloody am old "

Me too!Isn't there a grab a granny site somewhere,I could join, or I could just have a doze on the bus and hope some young stud comes along, wondering what I was dreaming about, as I sit there dribbling!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags

Aw ok you can go to old boot camp

Pha, piss off - I'm going to dance yer arse off camp!!

Careful 3 emojis can get you disqualified "

What about 4?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

Bagsy being Gabriel

Damn it! I do have the Collins hairline.

How are you at banging things?

With my new amass of hair I can play the drums as a monkey

Hey hey, we're the Monkees! Now I do sound old!

I bloody am old

Me too!Isn't there a grab a granny site somewhere,I could join, or I could just have a doze on the bus and hope some young stud comes along, wondering what I was dreaming about, as I sit there dribbling! "

We would wake up at the fecking bus depot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags

Aw ok you can go to old boot camp

Pha, piss off - I'm going to dance yer arse off camp!!

Careful 3 emojis can get you disqualified

What about 4? "

Oooohhhhh

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags

Aw ok you can go to old boot camp

Pha, piss off - I'm going to dance yer arse off camp!!

Careful 3 emojis can get you disqualified

What about 4?

Oooohhhhh "

Risky business

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

Bagsy being Gabriel

Damn it! I do have the Collins hairline.

How are you at banging things?

With my new amass of hair I can play the drums as a monkey

Hey hey, we're the Monkees! Now I do sound old!

I bloody am old

Me too!Isn't there a grab a granny site somewhere,I could join, or I could just have a doze on the bus and hope some young stud comes along, wondering what I was dreaming about, as I sit there dribbling!

We would wake up at the fecking bus depot "

Haha! Nothing wrong with being locked in a bus for the night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags

Aw ok you can go to old boot camp

Pha, piss off - I'm going to dance yer arse off camp!!

Careful 3 emojis can get you disqualified

What about 4?

Oooohhhhh

Risky business "

Mind you you'd get 4 free posts on soxys threads with them 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

Let's form a Genesis tribute band.

Bagsy being Gabriel

Damn it! I do have the Collins hairline.

How are you at banging things?

With my new amass of hair I can play the drums as a monkey

Hey hey, we're the Monkees! Now I do sound old!

I bloody am old

Me too!Isn't there a grab a granny site somewhere,I could join, or I could just have a doze on the bus and hope some young stud comes along, wondering what I was dreaming about, as I sit there dribbling!

We would wake up at the fecking bus depot

Haha! Nothing wrong with being locked in a bus for the night! "

With you bit would be a bonus....but a bloody long walk home for me

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags

Aw ok you can go to old boot camp

Pha, piss off - I'm going to dance yer arse off camp!!

Careful 3 emojis can get you disqualified

What about 4?

Oooohhhhh

Risky business

Mind you you'd get 4 free posts on soxys threads with them 4 "

I’d definitely get a severrrrrn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags

Aw ok you can go to old boot camp

Pha, piss off - I'm going to dance yer arse off camp!!

Careful 3 emojis can get you disqualified

What about 4?

Oooohhhhh

Risky business

Mind you you'd get 4 free posts on soxys threads with them 4

I’d definitely get a severrrrrn "

That's were ripping me to spreads earlier when I couldn't reply...feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told..... "

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word "

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/10/17 08:29:08]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it ! "

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread "

Feck that.....

Good to have you back bitch ......

You leave hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An A-hole

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread "

Morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Feck that.....

Good to have you back bitch ......

You leave hole "

I knackered didn't get my voice back to neigh on midnight....shitty flexible eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Feck that.....

Good to have you back bitch ......

You leave hole

I knackered didn't get my voice back to neigh on midnight....shitty flexible eh "

Oh ffs flu not fecking flexible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Morning! "

Good morning but don't make "him" feel overly welcome ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Morning! "

Good morning good morning to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Morning!

Good morning but don't make "him" feel overly welcome ...... "

Hey who were all them thickos who thought I was a woman?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to join. I am awful at dancing and don't enjoy it very much.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

"

Off!!! Bloody spy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to join. I am awful at dancing and don't enjoy it very much.

~Mia"

Your mbership card is in the post

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy "

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Morning!

Good morning but don't make "him" feel overly welcome ......

Hey who were all them thickos who thought I was a woman? "

Such ingratitude ... That's no way to refer to your fellow forumites.....

I take it all back, now get your potty mouth ways out of here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Morning!

Good morning but don't make "him" feel overly welcome ...... "

You make me laugh!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet? "

I think I might be getting close!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet? "

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Morning!

Good morning but don't make "him" feel overly welcome ......

Hey who were all them thickos who thought I was a woman?

Such ingratitude ... That's no way to refer to your fellow forumites.....

I take it all back, now get your potty mouth ways out of here "

It's my fecking thread fecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Morning!

Good morning but don't make "him" feel overly welcome ......

You make me laugh! "

Don't tell him that....he's got to blur his head because it's that fecking big now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

I think I might be getting close! "

Bloody trouble maker

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him? "

Yep report him to the forum police! ....but he does make me laff

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

I think I might be getting close!

Bloody trouble maker "

Think I'm hanging on a thread here!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I love dancing!

Pack your bags

Aw ok you can go to old boot camp

Pha, piss off - I'm going to dance yer arse off camp!!

Careful 3 emojis can get you disqualified

What about 4?

Oooohhhhh

Risky business

Mind you you'd get 4 free posts on soxys threads with them 4

I’d definitely get a severrrrrn

That's were ripping me to spreads earlier when I couldn't reply...feckers"

That’s just wrong, I can’t believe anyone would do such a thing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Morning!

Good morning but don't make "him" feel overly welcome ......

You make me laugh!

Don't tell him that....he's got to blur his head because it's that fecking big now "

You pair make me laff, always bitching at each other!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

I think I might be getting close!

Bloody trouble maker

Think I'm hanging on a thread here! "

Your bloody filters....tried to drop you a pm on sat night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Morning!

Good morning but don't make "him" feel overly welcome ......

You make me laugh!

Don't tell him that....he's got to blur his head because it's that fecking big now

You pair make me laff, always bitching at each other! "

He has no choice he is what he is...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

I think I might be getting close!

Bloody trouble maker

Think I'm hanging on a thread here!

Your bloody filters....tried to drop you a pm on sat night "

Hmmm....intrigued...

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing "

You’ve got me humming the Nolan’s tune now!!

I’m in the moo - oood for danciiiiin!

Romanciiin!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you've obviously never been to an impoverished African village and seen the joy dancing brings to the people who have so little ......

That's you told.....

Pack your bags...you mentioned the word

Ohhhhhhhh let me open myself to your witty reply .....

What fucking word ?

I'm waiting for it !

You know the fecking word...and stop saying fucking too....it's fecking on this thread

Morning!

Good morning but don't make "him" feel overly welcome ......

You make me laugh!

Don't tell him that....he's got to blur his head because it's that fecking big now

You pair make me laff, always bitching at each other!

He has no choice he is what he is... "

Don't start....I'll wake dash up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing

You’ve got me humming the Nolan’s tune now!!

I’m in the moo - oood for danciiiiin!

Romanciiin!

"

Yellow card...for getting too close

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him? "

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!"

Aagggg Noooooo!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I can't dance.

I can't sing."

I can't do either, but it's never stopped me!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

I think I might be getting close!

Bloody trouble maker

Think I'm hanging on a thread here!

Your bloody filters....tried to drop you a pm on sat night "

You were going to confide in me that you were the 1980,allcomers, old time, world champion, weren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!"

Se what I mean .......calls himself a dominatrix ,,,

Couldn't dominate a lump of my shit

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!

Se what I mean .......calls himself a dominatrix ,,,

Couldn't dominate a lump of my shit "

Hahaha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

I think I might be getting close!

Bloody trouble maker

Think I'm hanging on a thread here!

Your bloody filters....tried to drop you a pm on sat night

You were going to confide in me that you were the 1980,allcomers, old time, world champion, weren't you? "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!

Se what I mean .......calls himself a dominatrix ,,,

Couldn't dominate a lump of my shit "

There he goes mentioning bodily functions and I haven't even had my first s. .. of the morning yet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!

Se what I mean .......calls himself a dominatrix ,,,

Couldn't dominate a lump of my shit

There he goes mentioning bodily functions and I haven't even had my first s. .. of the morning yet "

Me neither, I'm so envious of those who can do it on demand! Had to provide sample for GP last week, took me 4days to even get it in the departure lounge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!

Se what I mean .......calls himself a dominatrix ,,,

Couldn't dominate a lump of my shit

There he goes mentioning bodily functions and I haven't even had my first s. .. of the morning yet

Me neither, I'm so envious of those who can do it on demand! Had to provide sample for GP last week, took me 4days to even get it in the departure lounge! "

Well on second coffee now so it won't be long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to join. I am awful at dancing and don't enjoy it very much.

~Mia

Your mbership card is in the post "

I look forward to receiving it.

~Mia

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing "

No dancing on your Whitby jollybobs then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing

No dancing on your Whitby jollybobs then? "

Nah just going to look at the nice ladies....feck dancing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!

Se what I mean .......calls himself a dominatrix ,,,

Couldn't dominate a lump of my shit

There he goes mentioning bodily functions and I haven't even had my first s. .. of the morning yet

Me neither, I'm so envious of those who can do it on demand! Had to provide sample for GP last week, took me 4days to even get it in the departure lounge!

Well on second coffee now so it won't be long "

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!

Se what I mean .......calls himself a dominatrix ,,,

Couldn't dominate a lump of my shit

There he goes mentioning bodily functions and I haven't even had my first s. .. of the morning yet

Me neither, I'm so envious of those who can do it on demand! Had to provide sample for GP last week, took me 4days to even get it in the departure lounge!

Well on second coffee now so it won't be long

Haha! "

It works a treat...has to be fresh ground coffee though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!

Se what I mean .......calls himself a dominatrix ,,,

Couldn't dominate a lump of my shit

There he goes mentioning bodily functions and I haven't even had my first s. .. of the morning yet

Me neither, I'm so envious of those who can do it on demand! Had to provide sample for GP last week, took me 4days to even get it in the departure lounge!

Well on second coffee now so it won't be long

Haha!

It works a treat...has to be fresh ground coffee though "

On loads of meds at the moment and they unfortunately have side effects!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!

Se what I mean .......calls himself a dominatrix ,,,

Couldn't dominate a lump of my shit

There he goes mentioning bodily functions and I haven't even had my first s. .. of the morning yet

Me neither, I'm so envious of those who can do it on demand! Had to provide sample for GP last week, took me 4days to even get it in the departure lounge!

Well on second coffee now so it won't be long

Haha!

It works a treat...has to be fresh ground coffee though

On loads of meds at the moment and they unfortunately have side effects! "

Aw bless...I'm on a few Meds but the only one that has bothered me was when I was on codine. ...loads of lactose needed

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I can't dance.

I can't sing."

I can't do either, but it doesn't stop me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't dance.

I can't sing.

I can't do either, but it doesn't stop me "

Your perfect for this thread...come the weekend

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks for reminding me I need to catch up on it..

Off!!! Bloody spy

Has anyone been kicked off yet?

No I kicked soxy off for mentioning that word. But he won't bloody go.. can I report him?

No you're not in school now,be adults kiss and make up!

Se what I mean .......calls himself a dominatrix ,,,

Couldn't dominate a lump of my shit

There he goes mentioning bodily functions and I haven't even had my first s. .. of the morning yet

Me neither, I'm so envious of those who can do it on demand! Had to provide sample for GP last week, took me 4days to even get it in the departure lounge!

Well on second coffee now so it won't be long

Haha!

It works a treat...has to be fresh ground coffee though

On loads of meds at the moment and they unfortunately have side effects!

Aw bless...I'm on a few Meds but the only one that has bothered me was when I was on codine. ...loads of lactose needed "

Codeine and tramadol are a nightmare for me. Felt totally spaced out on them I'm on two lots of antibiotics, omeprazole and levothyroxin. No wonder I can't have a poo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both love to dance but Will hates Strictly! Go figure

Sara

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"We both love to dance but Will hates Strictly! Go figure

Sara"

Why does he hate it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for mistress whos been sent on "holiday" again....joke or what

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

I think OP should be applauded for providing some escape from said dancing show although a bit of strict(ly) treatment is always a treat.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Roll on tomorrow!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

So is this where the dad dancers hang out then?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So is this where the dad dancers hang out then? "

They do, they all deny liking it, but I think they are all closet dancers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a private dancer

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What....a no dancing thread...?

She says whilst concentrating on foot placement and heel turns....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can dance if you want to

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Im a private dancer"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What....a no dancing thread...?

She says whilst concentrating on foot placement and heel turns....

"

I know, all this practice for nothing!

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing "

Today's the day to embrace this thread for those wishing to avoid 'that' show.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Just bumping this up for a certain someone! mwah.xx

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

[Removed by poster at 07/10/17 15:20:46]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The thread to come to to get away from the boring dancing "

To quote Drax the Destroyer - "There are two types of beings in the universe, those who dance, and those who do not."

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

Bumped

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So did any non believers watch the show?

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"So did any non believers watch the show? "

Ummm, yes. Don't tell the OP though.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So did any non believers watch the show?

Ummm, yes. Don't tell the OP though. "

Haha! Its results tonight...don't forget

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"So did any non believers watch the show?

Ummm, yes. Don't tell the OP though.

Haha! Its results tonight...don't forget "

He he! I won't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So did any non believers watch the show?

Ummm, yes. Don't tell the OP though.

Haha! Its results tonight...don't forget

He he! I won't "

Oi you two ....stop spamming this save haven.....bloody dancers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So did any non believers watch the show?

Ummm, yes. Don't tell the OP though.

Haha! Its results tonight...don't forget

He he! I won't

Oi you two ....stop spamming this save haven.....bloody dancers "

Hehe...missed you... I think you should watch the results show tonight...as we have been keeping your thread going

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"So did any non believers watch the show?

Ummm, yes. Don't tell the OP though.

Haha! Its results tonight...don't forget

He he! I won't

Oi you two ....stop spamming this save haven.....bloody dancers "

Someone had to keep the thread going. You should be thanking us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So did any non believers watch the show?

Ummm, yes. Don't tell the OP though.

Haha! Its results tonight...don't forget

He he! I won't

Oi you two ....stop spamming this save haven.....bloody dancers

Someone had to keep the thread going. You should be thanking us. "

Oh ok...but no moonlighting to that bloody show;-)

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"So did any non believers watch the show?

Ummm, yes. Don't tell the OP though.

Haha! Its results tonight...don't forget

He he! I won't

Oi you two ....stop spamming this save haven.....bloody dancers

Someone had to keep the thread going. You should be thanking us. Oh ok...but no moonlighting to that bloody show;-)"

Which show?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So did any non believers watch the show?

Ummm, yes. Don't tell the OP though.

Haha! Its results tonight...don't forget

He he! I won't

Oi you two ....stop spamming this save haven.....bloody dancers

Someone had to keep the thread going. You should be thanking us. Oh ok...but no moonlighting to that bloody show;-)

Which show? "

Now now you know it is unmentionable

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Going to watch the footie before ..that show....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going to watch the footie before ..that show.... "

Hope it goes into extra time

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Going to watch the footie before ..that show....

Hope it goes into extra time "

You are naughty!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going to watch the footie before ..that show....

Hope it goes into extra time

You are naughty!... "

Better watch my step....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Going to watch the footie before ..that show....

Hope it goes into extra time

You are naughty!...

Better watch my step...."

Haha! Think you should

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly "

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant "

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen "

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful. "

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

"

Hell no...I might be sad but not that sad Thankfully I haven't seen a thread on that.....yet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

Hell no...I might be sad but not that sad Thankfully I haven't seen a thread on that.....yet! "

Lmao but that thread was popular once as was BGT...thankfully they are in room 101 now just one more to send there

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

Hell no...I might be sad but not that sad Thankfully I haven't seen a thread on that.....yet!

Lmao but that thread was popular once as was BGT...thankfully they are in room 101 now just one more to send there "

Yes they were! The room is now full and door is locked and key thrown away, so nope...it's not going in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

Hell no...I might be sad but not that sad Thankfully I haven't seen a thread on that.....yet!

Lmao but that thread was popular once as was BGT...thankfully they are in room 101 now just one more to send there

Yes they were! The room is now full and door is locked and key thrown away, so nope...it's not going in! "

Too late iv pulled the lever

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

Hell no...I might be sad but not that sad Thankfully I haven't seen a thread on that.....yet!

Lmao but that thread was popular once as was BGT...thankfully they are in room 101 now just one more to send there

Yes they were! The room is now full and door is locked and key thrown away, so nope...it's not going in!

Too late iv pulled the lever "

Tut...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

Hell no...I might be sad but not that sad Thankfully I haven't seen a thread on that.....yet!

Lmao but that thread was popular once as was BGT...thankfully they are in room 101 now just one more to send there

Yes they were! The room is now full and door is locked and key thrown away, so nope...it's not going in!

Too late iv pulled the lever

Tut... "

Oi just had a pm to say there was some derogatory comments on that shite thread

Not that I would go into it to look

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

Hell no...I might be sad but not that sad Thankfully I haven't seen a thread on that.....yet!

Lmao but that thread was popular once as was BGT...thankfully they are in room 101 now just one more to send there

Yes they were! The room is now full and door is locked and key thrown away, so nope...it's not going in!

Too late iv pulled the lever

Tut...

Oi just had a pm to say there was some derogatory comments on that shite thread

Not that I would go into it to look "

Haha! I know you can take a joke though! mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

Hell no...I might be sad but not that sad Thankfully I haven't seen a thread on that.....yet!

Lmao but that thread was popular once as was BGT...thankfully they are in room 101 now just one more to send there

Yes they were! The room is now full and door is locked and key thrown away, so nope...it's not going in!

Too late iv pulled the lever

Tut...

Oi just had a pm to say there was some derogatory comments on that shite thread

Not that I would go into it to look

Haha! I know you can take a joke though! mwah "

I'd be buggered of I couldn't...

Now when it cone to ignorant buggers... well that's a whole new ball game

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

Hell no...I might be sad but not that sad Thankfully I haven't seen a thread on that.....yet!

Lmao but that thread was popular once as was BGT...thankfully they are in room 101 now just one more to send there

Yes they were! The room is now full and door is locked and key thrown away, so nope...it's not going in!

Too late iv pulled the lever

Tut...

Oi just had a pm to say there was some derogatory comments on that shite thread

Not that I would go into it to look

Haha! I know you can take a joke though! mwah

I'd be buggered of I couldn't...

Now when it cone to ignorant buggers... well that's a whole new ball game

"

Off to bed, na night! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell just been other the phone and had country file on ..was engrossed in talking and didn't notice that shite show had sneaked on my telly

Oh no! Maybe you could dip it in disinfectant

Now you tell me ...after I shot my shoe through the screen

Oh dear..not a good. so when you get a new telly, why don't you record ...the show and just watch little bits and pieces of it, now and again, when you feel strong,so it won't be too painful.

Hell no...next you'll be saying xfactor is good too

Hell no...I might be sad but not that sad Thankfully I haven't seen a thread on that.....yet!

Lmao but that thread was popular once as was BGT...thankfully they are in room 101 now just one more to send there

Yes they were! The room is now full and door is locked and key thrown away, so nope...it's not going in!

Too late iv pulled the lever

Tut...

Oi just had a pm to say there was some derogatory comments on that shite thread

Not that I would go into it to look

Haha! I know you can take a joke though! mwah

I'd be buggered of I couldn't...

Now when it cone to ignorant buggers... well that's a whole new ball game

Off to bed, na night! xx"

Sleep tight xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We both love to dance but Will hates Strictly! Go figure

Sara

Why does he hate it? "

I dislike all faux-reality type tv, strictly, X factor, the voice, I’m a celeb, etc

Find it all rather tedious

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"We both love to dance but Will hates Strictly! Go figure

Sara

Why does he hate it?

I dislike all faux-reality type tv, strictly, X factor, the voice, I’m a celeb, etc

Find it all rather tedious "

Hey Will! You're in the right place here!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Whispers....*48 hours and counting*.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a strictly cum over me..

With judges to vote on the best cum shot ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whispers....*48 hours and counting*....."

Now I know your taking the bloody piss

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What about a strictly cum over me..

With judges to vote on the best cum shot ????

"

Ooh..you'll have to check that out with Mistress

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Whispers....*48 hours and counting*.....

Now I know your taking the bloody piss "

Didn't think you'd hear if I whispered...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We both love to dance but Will hates Strictly! Go figure

Sara

Why does he hate it?

I dislike all faux-reality type tv, strictly, X factor, the voice, I’m a celeb, etc

Find it all rather tedious "

Well said and feel free to call in anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about a strictly cum over me..

With judges to vote on the best cum shot ????

Ooh..you'll have to check that out with Mistress "

That's one I'll give a miss on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"We both love to dance but Will hates Strictly! Go figure

Sara

Why does he hate it?

I dislike all faux-reality type tv, strictly, X factor, the voice, I’m a celeb, etc

Find it all rather tedious

Well said and feel free to call in anytime "

Don't encourage anymore in!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What about a strictly cum over me..

With judges to vote on the best cum shot ????

Ooh..you'll have to check that out with Mistress

That's one I'll give a miss on "

'Nuff said then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whispers....*48 hours and counting*.....

Now I know your taking the bloody piss

Didn't think you'd hear if I whispered... "

Well keep the numeric part to yourself

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Whispers....*48 hours and counting*.....

Now I know your taking the bloody piss

Didn't think you'd hear if I whispered...

Well keep the numeric part to yourself "

Will do....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We both love to dance but Will hates Strictly! Go figure

Sara

Why does he hate it?

I dislike all faux-reality type tv, strictly, X factor, the voice, I’m a celeb, etc

Find it all rather tedious

Well said and feel free to call in anytime

Don't encourage anymore in! "

Hey is that unmentionable thread called part 1? If that's going for a part 2 well. ...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"We both love to dance but Will hates Strictly! Go figure

Sara

Why does he hate it?

I dislike all faux-reality type tv, strictly, X factor, the voice, I’m a celeb, etc

Find it all rather tedious

Well said and feel free to call in anytime

Don't encourage anymore in!

Hey is that unmentionable thread called part 1? If that's going for a part 2 well. ..."

It will be, no doubt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!"

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock "

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else! "

Oooohhhhh what size?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

Oooohhhhh what size? "

It's a one size fits all....as long as you're a size 12...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

Oooohhhhh what size?

It's a one size fits all....as long as you're a size 12... "

Now come on....I used to be a size 18 and lost a size or two but bloody 12?

Your having a giraffe

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

Oooohhhhh what size?

It's a one size fits all....as long as you're a size 12...

Now come on....I used to be a size 18 and lost a size or two but bloody 12?

Your having a giraffe "

Well...you'll just have to lose a few more sizes....make an effort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

Oooohhhhh what size?

It's a one size fits all....as long as you're a size 12...

Now come on....I used to be a size 18 and lost a size or two but bloody 12?

Your having a giraffe

Well...you'll just have to lose a few more sizes....make an effort "

Bugger that....I'll look a total wimp as a bloke

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

Oooohhhhh what size?

It's a one size fits all....as long as you're a size 12...

Now come on....I used to be a size 18 and lost a size or two but bloody 12?

Your having a giraffe

Well...you'll just have to lose a few more sizes....make an effort

Bugger that....I'll look a total wimp as a bloke "

No you won't....It will be worth it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

Oooohhhhh what size?

It's a one size fits all....as long as you're a size 12...

Now come on....I used to be a size 18 and lost a size or two but bloody 12?

Your having a giraffe

Well...you'll just have to lose a few more sizes....make an effort

Bugger that....I'll look a total wimp as a bloke

No you won't....It will be worth it! "

Well I'm not bloody dancing in it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

Oooohhhhh what size?

It's a one size fits all....as long as you're a size 12...

Now come on....I used to be a size 18 and lost a size or two but bloody 12?

Your having a giraffe

Well...you'll just have to lose a few more sizes....make an effort

Bugger that....I'll look a total wimp as a bloke

No you won't....It will be worth it!

Well I'm not bloody dancing in it "

You're just being a drama queen now..no one will see you in your front room...just close the bloody curtains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just go back to..

dancing in the dark

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

Oooohhhhh what size?

It's a one size fits all....as long as you're a size 12...

Now come on....I used to be a size 18 and lost a size or two but bloody 12?

Your having a giraffe

Well...you'll just have to lose a few more sizes....make an effort

Bugger that....I'll look a total wimp as a bloke

No you won't....It will be worth it!

Well I'm not bloody dancing in it

You're just being a drama queen now..no one will see you in your front room...just close the bloody curtains! "

Dad dancing in a frock

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

Oooohhhhh what size?

It's a one size fits all....as long as you're a size 12...

Now come on....I used to be a size 18 and lost a size or two but bloody 12?

Your having a giraffe

Well...you'll just have to lose a few more sizes....make an effort

Bugger that....I'll look a total wimp as a bloke

No you won't....It will be worth it!

Well I'm not bloody dancing in it

You're just being a drama queen now..no one will see you in your front room...just close the bloody curtains!

Dad dancing in a frock "

Well you could dress as a bloke....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'll just go back to..

dancing in the dark "

Don't do that, you might stub your toe!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right I'm off to stick some more spangles on my frock....got a new one,to watch the show in!

I'd love to see that.....that's the frock

You can borrow it, if you like, I'll be doing a new one for next week, a nice Latin American one, so lots of tassels and not much else!

Oooohhhhh what size?

It's a one size fits all....as long as you're a size 12...

Now come on....I used to be a size 18 and lost a size or two but bloody 12?

Your having a giraffe

Well...you'll just have to lose a few more sizes....make an effort

Bugger that....I'll look a total wimp as a bloke

No you won't....It will be worth it!

Well I'm not bloody dancing in it

You're just being a drama queen now..no one will see you in your front room...just close the bloody curtains!

Dad dancing in a frock

Well you could dress as a bloke.... "

But I like dresses not bloody dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll just go back to..

dancing in the dark

Don't do that, you might stub your toe! "

Bloody lego

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Mistress are you starting a new thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll just go back to..

dancing in the dark

Don't do that, you might stub your toe! "

Not with my stilettos on

Oh should I do a part 2....decisions decisions

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Do a part 2, it keeps me amused on these dark lonely nights!

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