FabSwingers.com forum: Its not just a club

By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

Its an M&S club

if the corporations moved into the swing scene what would be in there

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

It would be kept fresh on a daily basis...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

An expense account

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

[Removed by poster at 31/08/11 21:48:15]

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"An expense account"

trust you business head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plenty of desserts

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Its an M&S club

if the corporations moved into the swing scene what would be in there

lawyers

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

3 for a tenner deals lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Barcelona?

It's not over until the fat lady swings.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

BOGOFs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy one ...get one free....

And vouchers..ahem...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barcelona?

It's not over until the fat lady swings."

I did...i did

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Barcelona?

It's not over until the fat lady swings.

I did...i did

You really saw a puddy cat? A hairy puddy?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

the packaging would matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barcelona?

It's not over until the fat lady swings.

I did...i did

You really saw a puddy cat? A hairy puddy?"

you been peeking AGAIN.

Its not my fault i cant find me lady shaver

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

Evian water in the jacuzzis ,but you got to buy a bottle to take in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you know what evian spells backwards dontcha

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Loyalty Points

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Now you know what evian spells backwards dontcha

Kin 'ell, intelligent bottled water that can spell?

It'll be getting O levels next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greensheild stamps

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Targeted ads just as yer about to shout yer load.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Air miles

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Cash Back

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

.... for 2 under for a tenner...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Open all hours

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

5 p off your next packet of condoms and tenna pads upon showing your entrance ticket

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

a hand putting it in if your struggling

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Even senior managers are hands on occasionally...pleasing customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An excecutive lounge for those who wanna cum first

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"a hand putting it in if your struggling

hey up, hokey y on the karioke

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

MMF, FFM, MMMM ...F..... whatever.. are all part of team building and advanced team work

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Mingers hanging on rails in the 'Reduced' department....

Joking, joking....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Stackers

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Mingers hanging on rails in the 'Reduced' department....

Joking, joking...."

lmao

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

A size would be generous, 6 inches would genuinely be 8" or more.(just going by the women's dresses...)

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Blokes with small cocks on shelves in the 'Petite' section of Per Una....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Stiff benefits.

oops, a typo

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

A whole new genre of swinger not bisexual but trysexual in that they will try anything

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Blokes with small cocks on shelves in the 'Petite' section of Per Una...."

noooo it would be big man condoms or huge guy jockstraps for the penis that likes to achieve lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Or Swingers with small cocks in Tesco's....'Every Little Helps'

Women swingers with clean pussies in Sainsburys.....'Taste the difference'

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Could you return your date for an exchange if you had a valid receipt of purchase?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Cheap Prostitutes in Asda....'Asda, saving you money every day'

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Expensive Prostitutes in John Lewis...'Never knowingly undersold'

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

"Or Swingers with small cocks in Tesco's....'Every Little Helps'

Women swingers with clean pussies in Sainsburys.....'Taste the difference'"

lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Taste before you buy

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"Taste before you buy"

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By *leasureDome OP Man
over a year ago

all over the place

why buy a dildo when we have the complete range of the real thing (members only)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

[Removed by poster at 31/08/11 22:37:18]

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Walking up an aisle has a different meaning ... far less scary

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

M&S Buffet.....'All the pussy you can eat for a fiver!'

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"M&S Buffet.....'All the pussy you can eat for a fiver!'"

Great. I'll have 2.

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

"M&S Buffet.....'All the pussy you can eat for a fiver!'

Great. I'll have 2. "

Greedy fecker.....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"M&S Buffet.....'All the pussy you can eat for a fiver!'

Great. I'll have 2. "
max 5 per customer!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Reducing salt in spunk faster than you can say sodium chloride...

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

"Its an M&S club

if the corporations moved into the swing scene what would be in there

lawyers"

You'll get well shafted then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask for M&S vouchers for christmas. To use instore

and they would have a good fetish wear selection

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Satisfaction guaranteed

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

In my local-ish one the ladies are trained to smile the broadest smile they can muster, apologise for keeping you waiting (even when they have not) and whether everything was to your entire satisfaction... The mind boggles when we apply this to a Club...;-)

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