FabSwingers.com forum: Innocent names for places that sound dodgy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I saw a place today called:

"Skye pies, soft play"

I just thought it sounded dodgy. Or not what it is intended to be.

Anyone seen any others?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When I say places, I mean:

Shops, street names, businesses etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres road by me called batmans hill road.

No joke

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Theres road by me called batmans hill road.

No joke"

In Hull there is a Milky Way.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Upper dicker

And lower dicker.

There's a street in Lee on the Solent called gay's lane.

Seriously

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Fulking & Blackboys.. 2 villages local to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Upper dicker

And lower dicker.

There's a street in Lee on the Solent called gay's lane.

Seriously"

I know the dickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cockburn road

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

We've got a hair dressing salon here called 'curl up and dye'

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Driving past Turkey Cock Lane always makes me snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twatt in Scotland

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By *randmrskinkCouple
over a year ago

South Coast

Shaggs meadow in lyndhurst.

Always brings a smile. X

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By *randmrskinkCouple
over a year ago

South Coast

"Upper dicker

And lower dicker.

There's a street in Lee on the Solent called gay's lane.

Seriously

I know the dickers

Which dicker is best? Upper or lower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play school. Just wrong on so many levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny brae up where a stay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penistone

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Local pub called the cock and pye....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Between Edinburgh and Glasgow is a village called Bonkle.

Plus in Hull and Blackpool (though I cannot recall which has which) there are undertakers called Box Brothers, and Boddy's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a sign for a firm of solicitors back in the U.S. called,"Lye, Cheetum, & Steele"

How Ironic

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

There is a Butt Lane near Cambridge. Six Mile Bottom is out in the Fens

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I've seen a sign for a firm of solicitors back in the U.S. called,"Lye, Cheetum, & Steele"

How Ironic

Behind Victoria Station in London a few years ago, there was a firm of Solicitors called Crooke & Crooke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clitheroe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Upper dicker

And lower dicker.

There's a street in Lee on the Solent called gay's lane.

Seriously

I know the dickers

It's Stubbington that has the roads, Great Gays and Little Gays.

We have a place near Windermere called, Spooner Vale. Always makes me smile x

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

cockermouth

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Upper dicker

And lower dicker.

There's a street in Lee on the Solent called gay's lane.

Seriously

I know the dickers

It's Stubbington that has the roads, Great Gays and Little Gays.

We have a place near Windermere called, Spooner Vale. Always makes me smile x"

We have a Gamlingay near us. I hope he gets support for his addiction soon.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

Lickers lane , prescot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lickey End

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

And Old Cock Yard in Preston that used to have a pub called The Old Cock Inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butts lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There must be someone in the planning department who sits down and makes these places up. I'd love to meet them lol Xx

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"There must be someone in the planning department who sits down and makes these places up. I'd love to meet them lol Xx "

Actually, many exist from 100's of years ago, well before sexual connotations became the norm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a town called twatt in holland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ramsbottom

Beat me to it

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I've been to Sandy Balls in the New Forest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intercourse, saw it on top gear, a little Amish town in America.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

There's an 'all dicks lane' near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clitheroe, I used to say it was named after me clit-hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe in Lincolnshire or somewhere close they keep a Police helicopter on a road called Letsbee Avenue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wankum in Germany......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also a place in Bavaria ........can't remember if it's a town or area or a mountain.......called Wank!

I shit you not lol

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By *clcCouple
over a year ago

Athlone/Dublin

In Dublin there is Ballsbridge

And Stillorgan

But on the Derry Donegal border there is a village called Muff and there is a diving club there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's a black dyke lane nearish here

never seen any nubian sisters hanging about there though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Place near me called Pantyffynnon "Panty fine on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also Rhydaman is nearby "Ride a man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's a black dyke lane nearish here

never seen any nubian sisters hanging about there though...."

That's disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's a black dyke lane nearish here

never seen any nubian sisters hanging about there though....

That's disappointing."

i keep checking though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there's a black dyke lane nearish here

never seen any nubian sisters hanging about there though....

That's disappointing.

i keep checking though

keep me updated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near me we've got a Butt Lane, a Brown Edge and there used to be a Cockshute depo for the railway.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Thong, somewhere near Ashford kent.

I remember driving some folk home to sheerness in my taxi a while ago, they were a little aloof and up themselves (which i thought a little strange, as most folk from "the island" have webbed feet and two heads or three legs). As we pulled into their road i had a chuckle to myself and said "you live in sexburga road" to which one of the ladies replied "actually it's pronounced saxburga" and i said, whilst stifeling laughter "but it says sexburger". So there it is "sexburga road" in sheerness....i sure would love one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sketty. Swansea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a Pratt’s Bottom near Orpington

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

There's a street near me called Bell End

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Picnic site at nearby Cockshoot Hill

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By *lexa999Woman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

There's both 'The Cock' and 'The Bull' pubs in the same street near to me. Apparently legend is its where the saying originated from.

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By *enuineguy99Man
over a year ago

Glasgow area

The Dick institute big sign next to a dual carriageway in Scotland

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Upper dicker

And lower dicker.

There's a street in Lee on the Solent called gay's lane.

Seriously

I know the dickers

Which dicker is best? Upper or lower?"

Always makes me giggle when I drive through Upper and Lower Dicker... went through there last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cockwell Inn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try bell end in woolaston,Northamptonshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Village "COCKING" near Haslemere Chichester always makes me laugh along with the Ferrari specialists "Dick Loveit"

LOL

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Gaydon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a road near me call turkey cock lane...no BS, google it, its near the swan pub lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a road near me call turkey cock lane...no BS, google it, its near the swan pub lol"

Also Butt Road in the center of town, it use to have 2 porn shops on it

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By *heCrowAndButterflyCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

2 villages in Cornwall ventongimps and cocks, road near Barnet called trotters bottom, and not forgetting cockfosters, or more to the point the graffiti on the sign post on the m25 junction where someone had changed it to cockfesters

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

Devils arse. A cave in derbyshire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whetwang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a middle wallop somewhere on my travels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Upper dicker

And lower dicker.

There's a street in Lee on the Solent called gay's lane.

Seriously

I know the dickers

Which dicker is best? Upper or lower?

Always makes me giggle when I drive through Upper and Lower Dicker... went through there last week

Well now you ask I don’t know which is better! They’re both tiny places with not much to offer

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Pratts bottom

Trollope lane

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Butt Hole Lane - South Yorks

The River Piddle - Dorset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is too funny

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By *heCrowAndButterflyCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"I saw a middle wallop somewhere on my travels "

Think that's down stonehenge way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Gay Street Lane near Pulborough in West Sussex.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"There is a road near me call turkey cock lane...no BS, google it, its near the swan pub lol"

I know it's not BS, I already mentioned it upthread!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

In Ireland we have Muff... Nobber and ringrash road to mention but a few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockermouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Village near me. Called three holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slutshole Lane,Attleborough,Norfolk

Slag Lane,Lowton,Warrington

Spanker Lane,Nether Heage,Derbyshire

Rimswell,East Yorkshire

Fanny Moor Lane,Huddersfield

Nob End,Little Lever,Bolton

Dicks Mount,Beccles,Suffolk

Titty Hill,Chichester

Lickar Moor,Berwick-upon-T

Cumwell Lane,Bradley,South Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bell end in woolaston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Locally there is "The Cock Inn", Gamlingay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muff County Donegal

cwm Wales...

It even has a Cwm Inn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lulsgate bottom near Bristol airport. It doesn't sound that bad until you realise lul is the Dutch word for dick. Anal sex anyone?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Try bell end in woolaston,Northamptonshire"
That's the one I was on about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks clark and Tom Tit lane near Maldon

8 mile bottom in Cambridgeshire I think.

And near me is the Orsett cock roundabout, named after the old pub that was there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock and Donkey in Birkenhead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls cross I have seen as well as Gay Street. There was also a shop in Godalming years ago called knobs and knockers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There used to be "The Big Baps sandwidge shop" in Henlow, Beds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swinger lane in Derbyshire

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By *ticky_vikkiWoman
over a year ago

Herts

Bonks hill and fingerinhoe both make me snigger when I drive through them

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