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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hot men only need apply.

I'm Chairperson and the only woman allowed.

Take a number and I'll get back to you.

Chairperson Brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, oh wait.......hot you say, oh well, never mind (crying)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's obviously not how you do the crying emoji is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too cliquey for me....

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Pick me. Pick me. Pick me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's obviously not how you do the crying emoji is it "

Haha. With his comment in mind. Can I join this bunch of idiots. . I feel ill fit in well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any men who feel rejected by this thread, come join me for a booby hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any men who feel rejected by this thread, come join me for a booby hug "

Deal

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Ive turned the heating up and stuck my coat on.

Im red hot

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I'm in an exclusive clique of one. I'm special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanders in read thread...

Hot...

Slips quietly out before I'm seen to curl up and hug my rock at the back of the man cave...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two clique threads in one day!

Good Effort Madam Chairperson

Not applying unless you have a vacancy for Ale Tester wearing t

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Dam another thing I cant join

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dam another thing I cant join "

Who said you can't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two clique threads in one day!

Good Effort Madam Chairperson

Not applying unless you have a vacancy for Ale Tester wearing t "

Do you own a cashmere (or faux cashmere) jumper to go with the t?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any men who feel rejected by this thread, come join me for a booby hug "

Oi! Stop poaching my men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can men who think they are hot apply?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that's obviously not how you do the crying emoji is it "

Nope try : ' ( without the gaps.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Damn what a shame that I don't appear suitable for this clique.. mind you it depends on your definition of hot men!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can men who think they are hot apply?"

Hotness is all about mental attitude. You may apply (and wear the kilt at the interview)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn what a shame that I don't appear suitable for this clique.. mind you it depends on your definition of hot men! "

Do you consider yourself to be hot in any way at all?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Damn what a shame that I don't appear suitable for this clique.. mind you it depends on your definition of hot men!

Do you consider yourself to be hot in any way at all? "

I do, especially with the faulty thermostat at home!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that's obviously not how you do the crying emoji is it

Haha. With his comment in mind. Can I join this bunch of idiots. . I feel ill fit in well. "

I'm thinking of naming it the Hot Idiot Clique

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn what a shame that I don't appear suitable for this clique.. mind you it depends on your definition of hot men!

Do you consider yourself to be hot in any way at all?

I do, especially with the faulty thermostat at home!"

There you go then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can a luke warm male apply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that's obviously not how you do the crying emoji is it

Haha. With his comment in mind. Can I join this bunch of idiots. . I feel ill fit in well.

I'm thinking of naming it the Hot Idiot Clique "

That's one way of saying no to a guy I guess

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can I be Secretary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know if if I'm classed as hot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can a luke warm male apply? "

We're really looking for hot men only. Can you heat yourself up a bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I make the tea or something? Pleeeeaaase

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be Secretary? "

Yes you can l. You can be in charge of beer and bacon refreshments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I make the tea or something? Pleeeeaaase "

You can work behind the bar in the beer and bacon lounge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've run out of hotties put me on the reserve list, happy to wear kilt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

I don't see an application form from you. Did you drop it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can men who think they are hot apply?

Hotness is all about mental attitude. You may apply (and wear the kilt at the interview)"

I'm out! So close, I'm happy to be objectified but not my kilt!!

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Can I be Secretary?

Yes you can l. You can be in charge of beer and bacon refreshments "

So are we right in assuming that if your name is not down then you’re not coming in?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I be Secretary?

Yes you can l. You can be in charge of beer and bacon refreshments "

Hurrah. Baps and jugs here fellas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can men who think they are hot apply?

Hotness is all about mental attitude. You may apply (and wear the kilt at the interview)

I'm out! So close, I'm happy to be objectified but not my kilt!! "

Come without it then. We can have a naked interview

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be Secretary?

Yes you can l. You can be in charge of beer and bacon refreshments

Hurrah. Baps and jugs here fellas "

We need a topless serving wench uniform I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I make the tea or something? Pleeeeaaase

You can work behind the bar in the beer and bacon lounge.

"

Happy to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can a luke warm male apply?

We're really looking for hot men only. Can you heat yourself up a bit? "

May need something to get me a bit warmer under the collar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I don't see an application form from you. Did you drop it? "

I'm an idiot..not sure if I qualify as hot though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get a bacon buttie and pint

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Im only interested in a clique that actual fucks. I don't want to waste my precious time talking about cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I get a bacon buttie and pint"

What's the magic word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I get a bacon buttie and pint

What's the magic word"

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Oh come on then. You might as well join in, seeing as every woman and her dog is muscling in on my action

Grab a topless serving wench uniform, your on beers and bacon service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll just watch from the public gallery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door. "

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll just watch from the public gallery "

That's the naturist area. Clothing is not allowed.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"Dam another thing I cant join

Who said you can't "
I not hot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll just watch from the public gallery

That's the naturist area. Clothing is not allowed. "

But it’s cold! Brrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I get a bacon buttie and pint

What's the magic word

Please "

No. It's wench, not please. And have, not get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll just watch from the public gallery

That's the naturist area. Clothing is not allowed.

But it’s cold! Brrrrrr"

I noticed

I can warm you up by the log fire if you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dam another thing I cant join

Who said you can't I not hot lol"

Go to your room, look in the mirror and tell yourself you're hot. Then come back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll just watch from the public gallery

That's the naturist area. Clothing is not allowed.

But it’s cold! Brrrrrr

I noticed

I can warm you up by the log fire if you want "

Don’t have to ask twice, I’m there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh come on then. You might as well join in, seeing as every woman and her dog is muscling in on my action

Grab a topless serving wench uniform, your on beers and bacon service."

Okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I apply for topless serving wench

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll just watch from the public gallery

That's the naturist area. Clothing is not allowed.

But it’s cold! Brrrrrr

I noticed

I can warm you up by the log fire if you want

Don’t have to ask twice, I’m there "

I'll have one of the girls bring beer and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I get a bacon buttie and pint

What's the magic word

Please "

I answer to most things

Cumming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heatings on now... put another log on the fire wench! I may be hot soon.

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

Na'h thanks hate cliques but I'll take miss innocents boobie hug anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I apply for topless serving wench "

You may, we're getting a lot of members, they're going to be calling for a lot of bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I apply for topless serving wench

You may, we're getting a lot of members, they're going to be calling for a lot of bacon.

"

I work well under pressure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Na'h thanks hate cliques but I'll take miss innocents boobie hug anytime "

I'm recruiting her for the topless serving wench bar. You'll have to join to get to her boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I apply for topless serving wench

You may, we're getting a lot of members, they're going to be calling for a lot of bacon.

I work well under pressure "

You know how men are when they smell bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I get a bacon buttie and pint

What's the magic word

Please

No. It's wench, not please. And have, not get."

Sits in corner watching the topless staff

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london


"Na'h thanks hate cliques but I'll take miss innocents boobie hug anytime

I'm recruiting her for the topless serving wench bar. You'll have to join to get to her boobies

"

Where do I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you got black pepper for the bacon sarnies... if not then your sacked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I send a CV?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I apply for topless serving wench

You may, we're getting a lot of members, they're going to be calling for a lot of bacon.

I work well under pressure

You know how men are when they smell bacon "

I’m frying as quickly as possible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heatings on now... put another log on the fire wench! I may be hot soon. "

We're running out of logs, has anyone got wood? We need more wood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA "

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I send a CV?"

Are you applying for serving wench or hot man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club. "

I’m free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson "

Whoop!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club. "

Try over by the log fire. You don't happen to have wood or a chopper do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I in??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

Whoop!! "

We should have a meeting. We need wood and a chopper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I in?? "

Do you have a big chopper? Or wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

Try over by the log fire. You don't happen to have wood or a chopper do you? "

I've got wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get wood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

I’m free "

You should be making bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

I’m free "

Not anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

Whoop!!

We should have a meeting. We need wood and a chopper. "

A chopper very dangerous in the wrong hands, you need to interview for a experienced chopper user too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

Whoop!!

We should have a meeting. We need wood and a chopper. "

Let the wenches deal, you and I have that Lib plan to enact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

Try over by the log fire. You don't happen to have wood or a chopper do you?

I've got wood. "

Great! Give it to one of those wenches will you. We're waiting for the man with the big chopper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

Whoop!!

We should have a meeting. We need wood and a chopper.

Let the wenches deal, you and I have that Lib plan to enact. "

That was second on the agenda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

I’m free

Not anymore. "

Chairperson Brain, I’m just taking a while to entertain this gentleman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

Whoop!!

We should have a meeting. We need wood and a chopper.

A chopper very dangerous in the wrong hands, you need to interview for a experienced chopper user too."

We're having a meeting later; it will be on the agenda

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

I’m free

Not anymore.

Chairperson Brain, I’m just taking a while to entertain this gentleman "

Is he the man with the big chopper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

Whoop!!

We should have a meeting. We need wood and a chopper.

Let the wenches deal, you and I have that Lib plan to enact.

That was second on the agenda "

You need to sort your priorities, second?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

Whoop!!

We should have a meeting. We need wood and a chopper.

A chopper very dangerous in the wrong hands, you need to interview for a experienced chopper user too.

We're having a meeting later; it will be on the agenda "

Health and safety covered, very responsible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

I’m free

Not anymore.

Chairperson Brain, I’m just taking a while to entertain this gentleman

Is he the man with the big chopper? "

No. I don't chop. I just shove my wood in exectly as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

I’m free

Not anymore.

Chairperson Brain, I’m just taking a while to entertain this gentleman

Is he the man with the big chopper? "

Erm no, but I’m sure I can squeeze him in too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

Whoop!!

We should have a meeting. We need wood and a chopper.

Let the wenches deal, you and I have that Lib plan to enact.

That was second on the agenda

You need to sort your priorities, second?! "

Once everyone else has gone home. Don't want anyone else wanting us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

I’m free

Not anymore.

Chairperson Brain, I’m just taking a while to entertain this gentleman

Is he the man with the big chopper?

Erm no, but I’m sure I can squeeze him in too! "

I like your attitude.

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over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

I’m free

Not anymore.

Chairperson Brain, I’m just taking a while to entertain this gentleman

Is he the man with the big chopper?

No. I don't chop. I just shove my wood in exectly as it is. "

Does it fit in the hole?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

Whoop!!

We should have a meeting. We need wood and a chopper.

A chopper very dangerous in the wrong hands, you need to interview for a experienced chopper user too.

We're having a meeting later; it will be on the agenda

Health and safety covered, very responsible "

Which reminds me, don't get too close to the fireplace while you're poking the fire. Burning wood is very dangerous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Op, hotness can be a mental attitude? So if I think I'm hot....

This could be the loophole that gets me through the door.

When you think you're hot you feel good and exude hotness. PMA

Grrrrrreat? Now where a toples wench? I love this club.

I’m free

Not anymore.

Chairperson Brain, I’m just taking a while to entertain this gentleman

Is he the man with the big chopper?

No. I don't chop. I just shove my wood in exectly as it is.

Does it fit in the hole?"

If it's a tight fit, i can rub grease around the sides.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I don't think this thread is quite for me but I am wondering if Estella could be bribed into allowing me to join hers for a bouquet of exotic flowers and an ear to ear smile lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hot men only need apply.

I'm Chairperson and the only woman allowed.

Take a number and I'll get back to you.

Chairperson Brain"
I'm warm .. I can supply my own thermal vests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally just set myself on fire can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh alright then, you can be Vice Chairperson

Whoop!!

We should have a meeting. We need wood and a chopper.

Let the wenches deal, you and I have that Lib plan to enact.

That was second on the agenda

You need to sort your priorities, second?!

Once everyone else has gone home. Don't want anyone else wanting us "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I can join, I got kicked out of my own one man clique.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rebel against such things. Or am i clueless about whats required

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth


"Hot men only need apply.

I'm Chairperson and the only woman allowed.

Take a number and I'll get back to you.

Chairperson Brain"

Take a number? 69 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once poste the full list of the clique...... some of you will remember ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I send a CV?

Are you applying for serving wench or hot man? "

Hot man, it was a long time since I've been one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can somebody find me a job please? I'm very easy going and won't complain, I just want to feel included.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Can somebody find me a job please? I'm very easy going and won't complain, I just want to feel included."

You can hold my pens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can somebody find me a job please? I'm very easy going and won't complain, I just want to feel included.

You can hold my penis "

There you go fella. That’s an offer you can’t refuse

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By *lderukmale2005Man
over a year ago

basingstoke

Damn that's me out on all counts x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too cliquey for me.... "
me too ...... we should make a new even hotter group . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can somebody find me a job please? I'm very easy going and won't complain, I just want to feel included.

You can hold my pens "

What part of me would you like to hold them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can somebody find me a job please? I'm very easy going and won't complain, I just want to feel included.

You can hold my penis

There you go fella. That’s an offer you can’t refuse"

Hey, there's some Tom foolery going on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two clique threads in one day!

Good Effort Madam Chairperson

Not applying unless you have a vacancy for Ale Tester wearing t

Do you own a cashmere (or faux cashmere) jumper to go with the t? "

Yes. Proper Cashmere, in Fawn.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

If you're struggling to fit all the applicants in. I don't mind taking a few off your hands.

Call it, my good deed for the day.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Can somebody find me a job please? I'm very easy going and won't complain, I just want to feel included.

You can hold my penis

There you go fella. That’s an offer you can’t refuse"

As soon as I typed it I knew

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Can somebody find me a job please? I'm very easy going and won't complain, I just want to feel included.

You can hold my pens

What part of me would you like to hold them?"

Your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can somebody find me a job please? I'm very easy going and won't complain, I just want to feel included.

You can hold my penis

There you go fella. That’s an offer you can’t refuse

As soon as I typed it I knew "

I’m nothing if not predictable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders in read thread...

Hot...

Slips quietly out before I'm seen to curl up and chug my cock at the back of the man cave..."

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanders in read thread...

Hot...

Slips quietly out before I'm seen to curl up and chuck my cock up the back of the man...

FTFY"

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two clique threads in one day!

Good Effort Madam Chairperson

Not applying unless you have a vacancy for Ale Tester wearing t

Do you own a cashmere (or faux cashmere) jumper to go with the t?

Yes. Proper Cashmere, in Fawn. "

Not....fawn!

You're top of the interview list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once poste the full list of the clique...... some of you will remember ??"

That's the old clique, nobody cares about.

This is a New Order Clique, where hot men can feel relaxed and not objectified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could spare a few minutes a day from my hectic social diary.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could spare a few minutes a day from my hectic social diary."

Great, we're having a twilight-beer-bacon-fawn cashmere jumper -sat by the fire in a rocking chair meeting in the week. Bring your own wood and chopper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too cliquey for me.... me too ...... we should make a new even hotter group . lol "

Feel free, but we have beer, bacon, fawn cashmere jumpers and topless serving wenches.

No copying.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"Dam another thing I cant join

Who said you can't I not hot lol

Go to your room, look in the mirror and tell yourself you're hot. Then come back."
... I took your advice and the mirror laughed so much it broke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once poste the full list of the clique...... some of you will remember ??

That's the old clique, nobody cares about.

This is a New Order Clique, where hot men can feel relaxed and not objectified. "

Can we not just feel the women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two clique threads in one day!

Good Effort Madam Chairperson

Not applying unless you have a vacancy for Ale Tester wearing t

Do you own a cashmere (or faux cashmere) jumper to go with the t?

Yes. Proper Cashmere, in Fawn.

Not....fawn!

You're top of the interview list "

Ah but I still have to be interviewed...

Excellent! A clique that has everything, including strict entry criteria

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once poste the full list of the clique...... some of you will remember ??

That's the old clique, nobody cares about.

This is a New Order Clique, where hot men can feel relaxed and not objectified.

Can we not just feel the women? "

Can't see why not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two clique threads in one day!

Good Effort Madam Chairperson

Not applying unless you have a vacancy for Ale Tester wearing t

Do you own a cashmere (or faux cashmere) jumper to go with the t?

Yes. Proper Cashmere, in Fawn.

Not....fawn!

You're top of the interview list

Ah but I still have to be interviewed...

Excellent! A clique that has everything, including strict entry criteria "

Well, we can't have any old riff raff in here can we

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dam another thing I cant join

Who said you can't I not hot lol

Go to your room, look in the mirror and tell yourself you're hot. Then come back.... I took your advice and the mirror laughed so much it broke"

You have a talking mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dam another thing I cant join

Who said you can't I not hot lol

Go to your room, look in the mirror and tell yourself you're hot. Then come back.... I took your advice and the mirror laughed so much it broke

You have a talking mirror "

HAD your advice broke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can somebody find me a job please? I'm very easy going and won't complain, I just want to feel included.

You can hold my pens

What part of me would you like to hold them?

Your mouth "

That sounds like a health and safety nightmare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did no one hire a health and safety risk assessor?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Did no one hire a health and safety risk assessor? "

I'm a qualified H&S assessor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh well volunteered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did no one hire a health and safety risk assessor?

I'm a qualified H&S assessor! "

You're hired. I suppose the topless serving wench uniforms will have to go

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By *TrainMan
over a year ago

London

I hope I’m hot enough

Is it possible to apply twice?

You can buy more than one ticket for the lottery x

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did no one hire a health and safety risk assessor?

I'm a qualified H&S assessor!

You're hired. I suppose the topless serving wench uniforms will have to go "

Nooooo we need them topless to stop getting hot and bothered

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope I’m hot enough

Is it possible to apply twice?

You can buy more than one ticket for the lottery x"

You can have a bye in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did no one hire a health and safety risk assessor?

I'm a qualified H&S assessor!

You're hired. I suppose the topless serving wench uniforms will have to go

Nooooo we need them topless to stop getting hot and bothered "

Of course! What's a little bit of hot, spitting bacon grease anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh.. I'll see my self out then...

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

Do you require a doorman for this clique of dubious repute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring cake and a pet monkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did no one hire a health and safety risk assessor?

I'm a qualified H&S assessor!

You're hired. I suppose the topless serving wench uniforms will have to go

Nooooo we need them topless to stop getting hot and bothered

Of course! What's a little bit of hot, spitting bacon grease anyway "

That’s the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can bring cake and a pet monkey?"

No cake allowed in this clique. Can the monkey fry bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring cake and a pet monkey?

No cake allowed in this clique. Can the monkey fry bacon?"
he can fry spam that's like square bacon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you require a doorman for this clique of dubious repute."

You're not allowed to turn hot men away. Don't let any more women in either, there's far too many here already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can bring cake and a pet monkey?

No cake allowed in this clique. Can the monkey fry bacon? he can fry spam that's like square bacon?"

Spam is snouts, hooves and eyeballs. This is a pure bacon clique only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can bring cake and a pet monkey?

No cake allowed in this clique. Can the monkey fry bacon? he can fry spam that's like square bacon?

Spam is snouts, hooves and eyeballs. This is a pure bacon clique only. "
oh I'll just watch through the letterbox then as usual...with my spam

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

What you are wanting then is a wee bijiou cliquette?

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By *TrainMan
over a year ago

London


"I hope I’m hot enough

Is it possible to apply twice?

You can buy more than one ticket for the lottery x

You can have a bye in "

I’ll happily take that xx

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Did no one hire a health and safety risk assessor?

I'm a qualified H&S assessor!

You're hired. I suppose the topless serving wench uniforms will have to go "

Awesome!

I'm happy to do be a topless serving wench - wouldn't be the first time.

noticed a post about doormen too..

I'm SIA registered too.

Geeez I'm going to be busy here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What you are wanting then is a wee bijiou cliquette? "

That would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can bring cake and a pet monkey?

No cake allowed in this clique. Can the monkey fry bacon? he can fry spam that's like square bacon?

Spam is snouts, hooves and eyeballs. This is a pure bacon clique only. oh I'll just watch through the letterbox then as usual...with my spam "

There is no letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did no one hire a health and safety risk assessor?

I'm a qualified H&S assessor!

You're hired. I suppose the topless serving wench uniforms will have to go

Awesome!

I'm happy to do be a topless serving wench - wouldn't be the first time.

noticed a post about doormen too..

I'm SIA registered too.

Geeez I'm going to be busy here "

Supposed to enforce behaviour not influence mischief

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

Okay gents. This will be by selection.Willy s. Out. Shortest one goes home.Goodevening ladies, all are welcome. by the way, doormans a "shoe in".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay gents. This will be by selection.Willy s. Out. Shortest one goes home.Goodevening ladies, all are welcome. by the way, doormans a "shoe in"."

I understand the Chairperson (All Hail The Brain) is conducting interviews.

Selection is on:

Hotness.

Quality of Cashmere.

Quality of bacon.

Whatever else she decides.

One cannot simply whack one's tackle out (or whack one out) and assume or demand membership of the clique.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay gents. This will be by selection.Willy s. Out. Shortest one goes home.Goodevening ladies, all are welcome. by the way, doormans a "shoe in".

I understand the Chairperson (All Hail The Brain) is conducting interviews.

Selection is on:

Hotness.

Quality of Cashmere.

Quality of bacon.

Whatever else she decides.

One cannot simply whack one's tackle out (or whack one out) and assume or demand membership of the clique. "

You’re good are you undercover secret shopper for this cliques management?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay gents. This will be by selection.Willy s. Out. Shortest one goes home.Goodevening ladies, all are welcome. by the way, doormans a "shoe in".

I understand the Chairperson (All Hail The Brain) is conducting interviews.

Selection is on:

Hotness.

Quality of Cashmere.

Quality of bacon.

Whatever else she decides.

One cannot simply whack one's tackle out (or whack one out) and assume or demand membership of the clique.

You’re good are you undercover secret shopper for this cliques management? "

One needs to butter's ones own parsnips when it comes to getting into the clique

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Don't like sharing eh!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Don't like sharing eh! "

That should have been a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay gents. This will be by selection.Willy s. Out. Shortest one goes home.Goodevening ladies, all are welcome. by the way, doormans a "shoe in".

I understand the Chairperson (All Hail The Brain) is conducting interviews.

Selection is on:

Hotness.

Quality of Cashmere.

Quality of bacon.

Whatever else she decides.

One cannot simply whack one's tackle out (or whack one out) and assume or demand membership of the clique.

You’re good are you undercover secret shopper for this cliques management?

One needs to butter's ones own parsnips when it comes to getting into the clique "
I’ll butter your parsnips if you ask nicely

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't appoint yourself doorman without approval

The chairperson will decide if parsnips (buttered or unbuttered) are permitted.

And yes, assistance in the parsnip buttering department would be appreciated

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