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The WORST feature of the above person part 1

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By *itofamouthfull OP   Man
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

We've all had it you seen a profile and thought "fuck yeah I'm riding that harder than John Wayne on a horse" but then you notice that one thing that puts you off quicker than seeing skid marks in their toilet.

So come on peeps tell the person above that one thing (just the one let's keep it civil!) that gets in the way of you meeting and having a fab time.

(Me thinks mine will be being married! Lol)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What a lovely positive thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually the language used in the profile/message

Being called ‘the female’ is a massive turn off. Frequent references to ‘eating pussy’ or phrases such as ‘heavy cummer’ ‘repeat performer’ ‘throw you round the bedroom’ ‘fuck you so hard you can’t walk’ and ‘will be freshly showered for a meet’ (as if implying they’re not usually ) all turn me off.

I am however not in a good mood today so I may be being harsher than is strictly necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've all had it you seen a profile and thought "fuck yeah I'm riding that harder than John Wayne on a horse" but then you notice that one thing that puts you off quicker than seeing skid marks in their toilet.

So come on peeps tell the person above that one thing (just the one let's keep it civil!) that gets in the way of you meeting and having a fab time.

(Me thinks mine will be being married! Lol)"

Ok here goes.....erm, nope......can't find one

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

No can’t find one

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We've all had it you seen a profile and thought "fuck yeah I'm riding that harder than John Wayne on a horse" but then you notice that one thing that puts you off quicker than seeing skid marks in their toilet.

So come on peeps tell the person above that one thing (just the one let's keep it civil!) that gets in the way of you meeting and having a fab time.

(Me thinks mine will be being married! Lol)"

Although I like your profile, so that’s cheered me up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know the person above so have no opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indecision...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually the language used in the profile/message

Being called ‘the female’ is a massive turn off. Frequent references to ‘eating pussy’ or phrases such as ‘heavy cummer’ ‘repeat performer’ ‘throw you round the bedroom’ ‘fuck you so hard you can’t walk’ and ‘will be freshly showered for a meet’ (as if implying they’re not usually ) all turn me off.

I am however not in a good mood today so I may be being harsher than is strictly necessary "

I mean, you dislike everything I like. Literally love everything you mentioned. So I dislike your dislikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually the language used in the profile/message

Being called ‘the female’ is a massive turn off. Frequent references to ‘eating pussy’ or phrases such as ‘heavy cummer’ ‘repeat performer’ ‘throw you round the bedroom’ ‘fuck you so hard you can’t walk’ and ‘will be freshly showered for a meet’ (as if implying they’re not usually ) all turn me off.

I am however not in a good mood today so I may be being harsher than is strictly necessary

I mean, you dislike everything I like. Literally love everything you mentioned. So I dislike your dislikes "

I dislike that you dislike my dislikes

But you have made me laugh so thank you

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By *itofamouthfull OP   Man
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Not being closer to worcester

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Not being closer to worcester"

Being a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not being closer to worcester

Being a bloke "

He doesn't know how to do up his jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not being closer to worcester

Being a bloke

He doesn't know how to do up his jeans "

She's not closer

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Not being closer to worcester

Being a bloke

He doesn't know how to do up his jeans "

Feet only because i dont like feet

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land


"Not being closer to worcester

Being a bloke

He doesn't know how to do up his jeans

She's not closer "

He is only 27!

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By *itofamouthfull OP   Man
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Wears white shoes

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Wears white shoes "
Carnt think of one , ill take another look later

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

Nothing to report here

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Nothing to report here "

you only TRY to be nice?

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Nothing to report here

you only TRY to be nice? "

I don’t like that ass......oh hang on who am I kidding lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing to report here

you only TRY to be nice?

I don’t like that ass......oh hang on who am I kidding lol "

I don’t like your pillow case

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By *DONToBEoNOSEYoMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Nothing to report here

you only TRY to be nice?

I don’t like that ass......oh hang on who am I kidding lol

I don’t like your pillow case "

At least they changeable lol

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley


"Nothing to report here

you only TRY to be nice?

I don’t like that ass......oh hang on who am I kidding lol "

Says he's straight ,but wants to fucked with a strap on or possibly more .

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By *itofamouthfull OP   Man
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Takes rubbish photos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes rubbish photos! "

His cock is blind and needs glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Takes rubbish photos!

His cock is blind and needs glasses "

So far away

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Takes rubbish photos!

His cock is blind and needs glasses

So far away "

He has better legs in hold ups than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beg to differ xx

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