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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've had loads ?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Did you want a particular type of sausage?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

You must be making a misteak somewhere, but I can't see where.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome "

Hang on... I'll have a butchers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmm sarcasm is awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your in the wrong place, you need the butchers!

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Did you want a particular type of sausage?"

Not a savaloy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try veg

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"You've had loads ?"

I haven't

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

It's easy if you lower your standards and just pork anyone

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Try veg "

Two?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"It's easy if you lower your standards and just pork anyone "

Fork sake

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy"

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try veg "

Or fish

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl "

I like a 12 inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try a black pudding, they are bigger than sausage xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try vag "

FIFY

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I reckon all the meat lovers are ashamed of their carnivorous preferences so they claim to be omnivorous to try and please everyone. And don't even get me started on the people who claim to be vegetarian but still eat fish. Surely they're meat curious at the very least.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For heavens steak, what's with all the meat jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

I like a 12 inch "

True story

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

Perhaps it's all being beaten

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd steak my last penny you could have any man your Barbara desires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try veg

Two?"

Roasted

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy"

It's not a chipolata you're after is it?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I reckon all the meat lovers are ashamed of their carnivorous preferences so they claim to be omnivorous to try and please everyone. And don't even get me started on the people who claim to be vegetarian but still eat fish. Surely they're meat curious at the very least."

What about the fab vegans? Cheesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is obviously an attempt to make ends meat

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

It's not a chipolata you're after is it? "

Party sausage

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Because youre a vegetarian?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

I like a 12 inch

True story "

You loved it. Two ladies nibbling the end

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd steak my last penny you could have any man your Barbara desires "

Bouncing Barbara

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

G'wan have some meat n two veg.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"G'wan have some meat n two veg....."

Carrot and Parsnip?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey wants some beefcake.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Id love to oblige, I'm also very generous with my gravy. I wouldn't want to waste it.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

[Removed by poster at 02/10/17 20:12:17]

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome "

Pork... Honey Roasted?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I'd steak my last penny you could have any man your Barbara desires

Bouncing Barbara "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

I like a 12 inch

True story

You loved it. Two ladies nibbling the end "

Was heaven..... until I smelt the onions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try veg

Two?

Roasted"

Surely not veg...

That's nuts..

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome "

Hang on, I'll have a butchers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to get yaself to blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[pulled out the oven at 02/10/17 20:12:17]"

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

After let downs you have to get bacon the horse..

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A lot of offal advice being given here

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You shouldn't have any trouble, these guys love a bit of wham bam thank you lamb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat my meat then expect a protein shake to follow.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

I like a 12 inch

True story

You loved it. Two ladies nibbling the end

Was heaven..... until I smelt the onions "

But the dripping sauce was good right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a rump like yours you these men are missteaken not trying to fillet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose it depends what you like, not to mention preference on cooking.

However I did hear a FAB favourite was a spit roast...

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome "

Come meet me ill give you sum meat

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome

Come meet me ill give you sum meat

"

Ooft sexy bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

I like a 12 inch

True story

You loved it. Two ladies nibbling the end

Was heaven..... until I smelt the onions

But the dripping sauce was good right?"

Tasty, plentiful and nourishing... Lacey's skin looks radiant

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

I like a 12 inch

True story

You loved it. Two ladies nibbling the end

Was heaven..... until I smelt the onions

But the dripping sauce was good right?

Tasty, plentiful and nourishing... Lacey's skin looks radiant "

Her chin skin?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome

Come meet me ill give you sum meat

Ooft sexy bastard "

Do you like a nice bit of stake ?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome

Come meet me ill give you sum meat

Ooft sexy bastard

Do you like a nice bit of stake ? "

I do. T bone

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome

Come meet me ill give you sum meat

Ooft sexy bastard

Do you like a nice bit of stake ?

I do. T bone "

You want mr t s bone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

I like a 12 inch

True story

You loved it. Two ladies nibbling the end

Was heaven..... until I smelt the onions

But the dripping sauce was good right?

Tasty, plentiful and nourishing... Lacey's skin looks radiant

Her chin skin?"

She's always been a mucky eater

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

I like a 12 inch

True story

You loved it. Two ladies nibbling the end

Was heaven..... until I smelt the onions

But the dripping sauce was good right?

Tasty, plentiful and nourishing... Lacey's skin looks radiant

Her chin skin?

She's always been a mucky eater"

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome

Come meet me ill give you sum meat

Ooft sexy bastard

Do you like a nice bit of stake ?

I do. T bone "

Mabey you wood like to T bone my bit of stake then

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome

Come meet me ill give you sum meat

Ooft sexy bastard

Do you like a nice bit of stake ?

I do. T bone

Mabey you wood like to T bone my bit of stake then "

Wood stake?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

I like a 12 inch

True story

You loved it. Two ladies nibbling the end

Was heaven..... until I smelt the onions

But the dripping sauce was good right?

Tasty, plentiful and nourishing... Lacey's skin looks radiant

Her chin skin?

She's always been a mucky eater"

Filth

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome

Come meet me ill give you sum meat

Ooft sexy bastard

Do you like a nice bit of stake ?

I do. T bone

Mabey you wood like to T bone my bit of stake then

Wood stake?"

No a Matey stake

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Maybe you spend too long chewing the fat instead of getting down to business

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Maybe you spend too long chewing the fat instead of getting down to business "

I'm not into fatties

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Maybe you spend too long chewing the fat instead of getting down to business

I'm not into fatties "

Lard licker

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Maybe you spend too long chewing the fat instead of getting down to business

I'm not into fatties

Lard licker "

Prefer dripping

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Maybe you spend too long chewing the fat instead of getting down to business

I'm not into fatties

Lard licker

Prefer dripping "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Have you ever tried beaver?

I've heard it's very tender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've had loads ?

I haven't "

so where did all your meet verifications come from on your profile

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"You've had loads ?

I haven't

so where did all your meet verifications come from on your profile

"

From meets

I want meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem like a game bird! Why not try some cock au vin or some spatch cocking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So hard to get meat around here?

Is it my profile?

Advice welcome "

You think you have prblems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you want a particular type of sausage?

Not a savaloy

I had you down as a Bratwurst kinda girl

I like a 12 inch "

There's your problem. Maybe you should try 2x six inches..

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