FabSwingers.com forum: Not very impressive boasts

By *LCC OP Couple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I can run the 100m in less than a minute and the half. What can you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can send approximately 25 emails with no success....but I decide not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fall out with my own reflection

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I can tie my shoes

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I can stand on one leg for ages.

As long as I hold onto the wall.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I can cut my own toenails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can scream very loudly when I see a largeish spider

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"I can scream very loudly when I see a largeish spider "

You know screaming attracts spiders right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can bench press 11 kilos. 4 reps mind you, not just one!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

My motivational talks are legendary:

“Go for it” they said

I went for it

It had gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can trip over thin air. T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be ignored by a lot of people in a small room

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Groan into bed, every time.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I can eat a family sized bag of maltesers all on my own.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can do very accurate aural impressions of a kitten stuck on top of a wardrobe and a peacock during mating season.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pick out the queen bee whilst she is in the hive with the rest of the bees.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I can clear out a pretty large space with one fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear jimi

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I could of been a famous singer

If it wasn't for my voice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can juggle one ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know all the firemen's names in Trumpton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do very accurate aural impressions of a kitten stuck on top of a wardrobe and a peacock during mating season."

I'm not even going to start contemplating how you discovered that.

I can swim almost 2 lengths underwater. No Speedos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can eat soup with out getting any in my beard.

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I can kill forums threads with one post...

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By *obby931000Man
over a year ago

new york city

I can lick my elbow and scratch my head with my left foot

Your thinking of trying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cross the road and sometimes on my own.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I can play the piano with no hands.

Clever dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can feed my cats without being bitten or scratched.

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By *orny Couple100Couple
over a year ago

Purgatory

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

I can play land of hope and glory on a straw and my cleavage

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I can eat my body weight in chocolate most weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still wish I could place a bottle of beer (or alcopop) in my cleavage and drink it in situ like a girl I went to uni with. She didn't need a straw either. T

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I can open a gas bill with my eyes closed.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I've never had sex in a swingers' club.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"I can hear jimi"

Can you slam-dunk too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once fought my way out of a paper bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can trip over thin air. T"

Ooo...that's impressive

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hear jimi

Can you slam-dunk too?"

I choose not to

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"I can hear jimi

Can you slam-dunk too?

I choose not to "

I too, choose not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be a public member of a swingers site and two dating sites.. yet be totally invisible to women..

My super power is fitting of being on a Marvel Superhero's forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can start an argument in an empty room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only trip over going up stairs never down

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I can't say 'vinegar', I always say 'vigenar'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can walk in heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drink a glass of wine on a school night x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I can always spill gravy down my top, without fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can walk in heels

Now that has me impressed (but then in the context of my tripping over thin air skill you probably wouldn't be surprised) T

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My whistle can attract blind dogs.

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By *imonP23Man
over a year ago

Shepton Mallet

I'm right-handed, but I trained myself to use my left hand to hold and drink from beer glasses, coffee cups etc. Frees up the more useful hand, you see?

You'd be surprised how rarely that talent has actually been useful. Maybe once, a few years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My whistle can attract blind dogs."

Guess that means blind dogs can hear better than sighted dogs

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The Forum Clique rejected me

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can almost stand up in a child's swimming pool.

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