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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.

I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.

I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.

You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't read the rest of the post, but going on the thread title...

....yes.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Didn't read the rest of the post, but going on the thread title...

....yes.

You sweet talker you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't read the rest of the post, but going on the thread title...

....yes.

You sweet talker you

*pounces*

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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Wind is nasty.....

...in all forms

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

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Harness the.wind with a brolly and a skateboard. Renewable energy hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estella beat me to it.

I was going to say.... I’ve not read anything other than the title but....

Yes Please...

So I read the rest of it. Hope you enjoyed the curry n chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.

I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.

I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.

You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day."

Iv seen you on the forum lots of times and iv only just looked at your pics,its safe to say my undies exploded....carry on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran out of clothes pegs as used 8 per top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch an i were jolly buffeted on our hillside wander this morning and probably will later too ha ha it's jolly fun

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Didn't read the rest of the post, but going on the thread title...

....yes.

You sweet talker you

*pounces*"

I'm in my tiger onesie, I can pounce too

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Wind is nasty.....

...in all forms

Unless it's me trumping in which case it's hilarious.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Try working at sea. This wind makes it bloody rough out here

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Harness the.wind with a brolly and a skateboard. Renewable energy hehe."

Eeeeek,I'd be a blind Bart Simpson

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Estella beat me to it.

I was going to say.... I’ve not read anything other than the title but....

Yes Please...

So I read the rest of it. Hope you enjoyed the curry n chips

I enjoyed it very much. Made a pleasant change from a ping meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.

I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.

I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.

You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day."

Could do with a blowie around here today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to get my brolly

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.

I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.

I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.

You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day.

Iv seen you on the forum lots of times and iv only just looked at your pics,its safe to say my undies exploded....carry on"

You've just put an image in my head. I'm doing a ponder face right now.

So... I wonder if I actually got covered in the jizz that has been expelled in my honour, how much would it be?

I'm guessing I'd look like I'd fallen into a swimming pool full of wallpaper paste.

Ha! That's tickled me.

Continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.

I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.

I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.

You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day.

Iv seen you on the forum lots of times and iv only just looked at your pics,its safe to say my undies exploded....carry on

You've just put an image in my head. I'm doing a ponder face right now.

So... I wonder if I actually got covered in the jizz that has been expelled in my honour, how much would it be?

I'm guessing I'd look like I'd fallen into a swimming pool full of wallpaper paste.

Ha! That's tickled me.

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Now ya see youve just put an image in my head of you covered in jizz,stop it woman please!!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.

I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.

I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.

You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day.

Could do with a blowie around here today."

And you thought of me, how delightful

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Try working at sea. This wind makes it bloody rough out here

I've watched deadliest catch dude. I'm mad as a box of frogs but I ain't fucking stupid

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm off to get my brolly

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I really wanna brolly fly.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's windy. And it's not even coming from my botty.

I've had curry and chips for lunch so I can't say the same for later on.

I really don't like the wind though, it's the weather that genuinely frightens me. From the grit that goes in your eyes to the swaying trees I think are gonna splat me. Fuck off wind.

You may find me however in a field with a big brolly attempting my own Mary Poppins moves. It will happen one day.

Iv seen you on the forum lots of times and iv only just looked at your pics,its safe to say my undies exploded....carry on

You've just put an image in my head. I'm doing a ponder face right now.

So... I wonder if I actually got covered in the jizz that has been expelled in my honour, how much would it be?

I'm guessing I'd look like I'd fallen into a swimming pool full of wallpaper paste.

Ha! That's tickled me.

Continue

Now ya see youve just put an image in my head of you covered in jizz,stop it woman please!!"

I can't help it. My mind is a very strange place.... And my vag, well, that the place dreams are made and hearts are broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time I see you I'll tell you the story of me getting actually blown in the air across a road and smashed into the back of a range rover!! I'm an idiot but it was funny

Go careful out there little peachy one

Peach x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Next time I see you I'll tell you the story of me getting actually blown in the air across a road and smashed into the back of a range rover!! I'm an idiot but it was funny

Go careful out there little peachy one

Peach x"

A bit like when I ran into the side of a bus?

I'm not going out, ohhhhhh no. There are big ariels, trees, fences and all sorts of other wind weapons.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Its not the wind though, its the shit that comes after it.... Yes pun intended

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Its not the wind though, its the shit that comes after it.... Yes pun intended

see, now I just thought of when you fart sitting on the bog and it echoes all round like a foghorn. Happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Enjoy the curry

As for wind its windy hear to but it can't be that bad.

I wos born in a hurricane.

You no that big hurricane that wos never ment to hit England then it took a odd change of course and i showed up in the midall of it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come here then - is that right for nanna to say things like that

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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"Wind is nasty.....

...in all forms

Unless it's me trumping in which case it's hilarious."

Well obviously sheesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol..brilliant ????

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes please.

Peachizzle in da houuuuuussssseeeeeeeee

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Enjoy the curry

As for wind its windy hear to but it can't be that bad.

I wos born in a hurricane.

You no that big hurricane that wos never ment to hit England then it took a odd change of course and i showed up in the midall of it......

I know the one, my nan got a black eye from a fence panel. See, wind weapons.

Trust you to make an entrance then Seeside.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"come here then - is that right for nanna to say things like that

Of course it is

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Wind is nasty.....

...in all forms

Unless it's me trumping in which case it's hilarious.

Well obviously sheesh

Good answer

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Enjoy the curry

As for wind its windy hear to but it can't be that bad.

I wos born in a hurricane.

You no that big hurricane that wos never ment to hit England then it took a odd change of course and i showed up in the midall of it......

I know the one, my nan got a black eye from a fence panel. See, wind weapons.

Trust you to make an entrance then Seeside.

Lol

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Lol..brilliant ????"

I am quite, so glad you've seen the light my child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a scaffolder and I've been on top of a mansion chimney earlier at about 60ft up it was a tad breezy up there lol

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm a scaffolder and I've been on top of a mansion chimney earlier at about 60ft up it was a tad breezy up there lol"

I would freeze and need a fireman to save me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect weather if you're into kite surfing

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Perfect weather if you're into kite surfing "

Mary Poppins stylie yo.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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It's just wet here, terribly wet.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's just wet here, terribly wet."

Thanks your pants isn't it?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's just wet here, terribly wet.

Thanks your pants isn't it?

Not today. We will see how the week progresses. Maybe a bounce around will make that happen

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's just wet here, terribly wet.

Thanks your pants isn't it?

Not today. We will see how the week progresses. Maybe a bounce around will make that happen

I'm sure you live under a rain cloud you know. I want you to have a bright sunny day with cream teas and sconey things whilst sitting in the garden surrounded by the prettiest birds and squirrels n shit.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's just wet here, terribly wet.

Thanks your pants isn't it?

Not today. We will see how the week progresses. Maybe a bounce around will make that happen

I shall take my basket

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It's just wet here, terribly wet.

Thanks your pants isn't it?

Not today. We will see how the week progresses. Maybe a bounce around will make that happen

I shall take my basket

Yaaaaay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP if your Mary Poppins attempt lands you in my garden be prepared to go MIA, no take backsies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm straightening my hair soon, prepare yourself for torrential rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in the arse end of nowhere with work. Even the car got blown. No pun intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God it's only a bit of wind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The title got me here!!! Disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God it's only a bit of wind..."

That's what Mary said....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God it's only a bit of wind...

That's what Mary said...."

Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't read the rest of the post, but going on the thread title...

....yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If one was ever lost....????

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"God it's only a bit of wind...

That's what Mary said...."

She cried it

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

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"OP if your Mary Poppins attempt lands you in my garden be prepared to go MIA, no take backsies

I'll bare that in mind you crazy cat

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm straightening my hair soon, prepare yourself for torrential rain. "

That's why I stick with my birds nest

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep'

You cunt Bert, if you gonna bang me, bang me for fuck sake, none of this tickling my lady hole dammit!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I am in the arse end of nowhere with work. Even the car got blown. No pun intended

It's scary

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The title got me here!!! Disappointed

You never get what you think you're gonna get with me!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"God it's only a bit of wind..."

You wouldn't be saying that if I did windypops in your face

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over a year ago

"I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep'

You cunt Bert, if you gonna bang me, bang me for fuck sake, none of this tickling my lady hole dammit!"

Yes ma'am

(Leaps in the air and clicks heels together)

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If one was ever lost....????"

I expect nothing less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It most certainly is a tad blustery up on the tops; Heels’ Wheels was being buffetted all over Saddleworth - scary times, she’s only ickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God it's only a bit of wind...

You wouldn't be saying that if I did windypops in your face

Kinky fucker

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over a year ago

"I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep'

You cunt Bert, if you gonna bang me, bang me for fuck sake, none of this tickling my lady hole dammit!"

Youv just made my balls throb.... x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It most certainly is a tad blustery up on the tops; Heels’ Wheels was being buffetted all over Saddleworth - scary times, she’s only ickle. "

I'm only ickle too

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep'

You cunt Bert, if you gonna bang me, bang me for fuck sake, none of this tickling my lady hole dammit!

Yes ma'am

(Leaps in the air and clicks heels together)"

Don't forget to put on your worst cockney accent

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"God it's only a bit of wind...

You wouldn't be saying that if I did windypops in your face

Kinky fucker

There's kinky and there's too far. I'm not a fan of the shit spray manoeuvre

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm imagining you with a miniature carpet bag and underskirt, hair up in a neat bun telling Bert to 'fuck me hard you dirrrty Bastard chimney sweep'

You cunt Bert, if you gonna bang me, bang me for fuck sake, none of this tickling my lady hole dammit!

Youv just made my balls throb.... x"

A common technical fault. Happens to all the guys

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over a year ago

"God it's only a bit of wind...

You wouldn't be saying that if I did windypops in your face

Kinky fucker

There's kinky and there's too far. I'm not a fan of the shit spray manoeuvre

That makes 2 of us then

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"God it's only a bit of wind...

You wouldn't be saying that if I did windypops in your face

Kinky fucker

There's kinky and there's too far. I'm not a fan of the shit spray manoeuvre

That makes 2 of us then

Can't say I wouldn't do it to an enemy tho. I'd make sure it was douche butt water too.

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