FabSwingers.com forum: favourite sayings...inspirational or otherwise :D

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw one today on the back of a car, which I think is a good one for here

"Love many, trust a few, always paddle your own canoe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just do it. - Nike

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Don't write cheques with your mouth that your body can't cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Stuff and nonsense' has been a favourite of mine for years then i see the cheeky blighters on Downton Abbey have stolen it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't write cheques with your mouth that your body can't cash "

Oooh good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything will be alright in the end, if it's not alright, it's not the end.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Ex's are Ex's for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spike Milligan’s epitaph “I told you I was ill”

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By *randmrskinkCouple
over a year ago

South Coast

Don't be shit.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Do no harm,but take no shit.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ex's are Ex's for a reason. "

To an ex of mine. I'd wish you the best. But you already had that.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

It's nice to be nice

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By *icegentglosMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

I didn't get where I am today by not having inspirational sayings!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hells teeth!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it tastes like chicken keep on licking, if it smells like trout kick her out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this souix one

"May your moccasins tread a good path"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like this souix one

"May your moccasins tread a good path"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big fat hairy bollocks

Aka Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Everything happens for a reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everything happens for a reason "

Indeed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never apologise

Never explain

Never say never...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't need a licence to drive a sandwich"..

Spongebob Squarepants

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By *uicy72Woman
over a year ago

North Colchester

Carpe Diem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meh, what ya gonna do?"

"What's the worst that could happen?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't dip your meat where you make your bread

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

growing old is compulsory

growing up is optional

you don't stop having fun when you get old

you get old when you stop having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how posh a person may be or indeed think they are , their shit still stinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a frog had wings it wouldn’t bump its ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it simple stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there."

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

“Last thing to discover water would be fish”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there.""

So... behind the bike sheds ?

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By *typical guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

There is no room for passengers on this ship.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

And my all time favourite -

I`m not as green as i am cabbage looking.

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By *hocolatefountainCouple
over a year ago

Blackburn

"If it tastes like chicken keep on licking, if it smells like trout kick her out

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"Can't rain all the time"

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By *hocolatefountainCouple
over a year ago

Blackburn

where there's a will there's a way

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If I can't control my hair how can I control my life

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Life's a bitch!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Know better, do better.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that's why we call it the present"

A personal favourite I'd do well to pay attention to sometimes!!

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, but there will always be someone who hates peaches.

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Oh my giddy aunt

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

An apt one for Fab. "We must accept finite disappointment, but never loose infinite hope"

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Firm favourite is in reply to. "Well no one else has mentioned it.. "

Really, well it says India on my tires but it doesn't mean they'll ever get there"

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Damn, is that the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one age, either you're alive or dead"

Sugar Man. (Sixto Rodriguez)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life's a bitch!"

If life was easy life would be a slut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/10/17 01:28:07]"

You don't say your saying.

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

You dont have to be mad to work here

But trainers & fridge .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 03/10/17 01:28:07]

You don't say your saying."

If in doubt, fuck it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I can't control my hair how can I control my life "

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Very nice boobs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very nice boobs x"

Nice cumshot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where there's a will there's a way"

Or ... where there's a will there's a family

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

BMW's are like clit's. . . . every fanny has one!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

At the minute you're a c*** is high on my list of favourite sayings only I can't say it to their face so say it to my phone a lot lol

And I hate that word!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about, "It's best to be quiet and thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... And of course this one..

"Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never let the bastards grind you down.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

What goes around comes around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try everything once

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"What goes around comes around"

God I hope so!

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