FabSwingers.com forum: Is it wrong to talk dirty to a pizza?

By *rontier Psychiatrist OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

So I'm at home, the kids are asleep and I have just pulled a beauty of a pizza out the oven. I suddenly realised I was getting quite excited and making lots of sexy talk to it. In my defence it/she looks like complete filth and smells divine.

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over a year ago

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oh my goodness..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm at home, the kids are asleep and I have just pulled a beauty of a pizza out the oven. I suddenly realised I was getting quite excited and making lots of sexy talk to it. In my defence it/she looks like complete filth and smells divine."

Whatever gets you through the night is groovy with me.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Let it cool down before you do anything with it... to it... whatever...

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Calzone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But does the pizza have pineapple on it?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Won't be as good as a fresh hot tastedey sorcey dominos pizza

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Just eat the fuck out of it.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"But does the pizza have pineapple on it?"

Its probably got jizz on it by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant OP love your humour

I talk to cheesecake

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Somehow, I fear that crème fraiche might be in there.....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Has it been a while since you've met anyway?

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By *ongtalljonMan
over a year ago

North Wales

Not to mention - smelly cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But does the pizza have pineapple on it?

Its probably got jizz on it by now"

He was quite excited.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Morally speaking it's probably wrong. Because the pizza can't answer back and say "shut up you pervert"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao.... how funny

Plenty of tongue action on the dripping cheese

Hope you munched the lot!!

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By *ipBiterLexiWoman
over a year ago

Bridgwater, Somerset

Haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Go for it

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

I often tell my food I want it in me right now or that it smells so good I can't wait any longer

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