FabSwingers.com forum: The Stage is Yours

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've got an audience for half an hour.

What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

"You've got an audience for half an hour.

What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?

Read a story i wrote

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

1st minute - please excuse me I need the toilet

Come back 29 minutes later and apologise for the delay ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live sex show

(And then read a book for the remaining 28 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've got an audience for half an hour.

What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?

Read a story i wrote"

Oooh what kind of story?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1st minute - please excuse me I need the toilet

Come back 29 minutes later and apologise for the delay ??"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Live sex show

(And then read a book for the remaining 28 mins

Haha!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"You've got an audience for half an hour.

What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?

Probably shit myself

No joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've got an audience for half an hour.

What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?

Probably shit myself

No joke

I might not come to your show

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ve have no talent

I could play my steel pan? That’s all I’ve got Rubi sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got an audience for half an hour.

What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?

Probably shit myself

No joke

I might not come to your show

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve have no talent

I could play my steel pan? That’s all I’ve got Rubi sorry

Steel pan works!

Or host a debate! Or talk about something you feel passionate about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretending that my body wasn't fat and painful for a moment, I'd do a contemporary dance.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"You've got an audience for half an hour.

What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?

Probably shit myself

No joke

I might not come to your show

No please don't, I'd be that scared I'd know adrenaline is brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell stories or even jokes ... get booed off!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"I’ve have no talent

I could play my steel pan? That’s all I’ve got Rubi sorry

Are you talking oil drum or kitchen pan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretending that my body wasn't fat and painful for a moment, I'd do a contemporary dance. "

Its a special stage that takes away pain.

You have to embrace the body you have though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tell stories or even jokes ... get booed off!

What's your favorite joke?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’d do a soft shoe shuffle in a short sleeved shirt

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

"You've got an audience for half an hour.

What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?

Read a story i wrote

Oooh what kind of story? "

Latest one's a sort of ghost story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would show you a new line dance, I learn one a week.

Then I'd do a Lapdance for those who fancy a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got an audience for half an hour. What will you do? Sing? Dance? Give a speech? Host a debate?"

Impromptu cabaret and improv with a rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get all the fabbers there to remove all clothing except socks and then join in a big conga line.

Apparently there is no such world record (the socks differentiate) so we become world record holders.

We only need 15 mins though so afterwards the free bar opens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me a comedy act. I like to make people laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on the fact in my 30 minutes the audience are all female

I'd be a stripper

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’d do a comedy routine to make people laugh. Or a singing routine to make them cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretending that my body wasn't fat and painful for a moment, I'd do a contemporary dance.

Its a special stage that takes away pain.

You have to embrace the body you have though

Ok. No pain, still fat, with enough strength to carry my lard arse around the stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give a short talk and host a question and answer session x

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

I could do a slide show with all my pics

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

A burlesque show

Love the erotic tease of it but haven't enough boobage to twirl the tassles

Madame Boo

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"A burlesque show

Love the erotic tease of it but haven't enough boobage to twirl the tassles

Madame Boo"

Front row seat for me please

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"A burlesque show

Love the erotic tease of it but haven't enough boobage to twirl the tassles

Madame Boo

Front row seat for me please

Get up here and twirl those tassles

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

"A burlesque show

Love the erotic tease of it but haven't enough boobage to twirl the tassles

Madame Boo

Front row seat for me please

Get up here and twirl those tassles

Madame Boo them boobs look perfect for tassel twirling

Slow and sexy

Xxx

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"A burlesque show

Love the erotic tease of it but haven't enough boobage to twirl the tassles

Madame Boo

Front row seat for me please

Get up here and twirl those tassles

Madame Boo them boobs look perfect for tassel twirling

Slow and sexy

Xxx"

Thank you but haven't quite got it down to a fine art...hat tip of respect for those that do an amazing twirl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could do a slide show with all my pics

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