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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And chat away the wee small hours with other pervy, pervy night owls. Smileyface Smileyface

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Still awake.. what a two-it-two-woo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still awake.. what a two-it-two-woo "

Twit twoo.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Working "
Awww

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By *aelawMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Would anyone be kind enough to punch me in the face so I can sleep? :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working "

Hey Milly. Sadface

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Was chatting. They've buggered off to bed. Just quick cig then same. Night all.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dave has come back, but at least I can turn Jools Holland up a bit and not have to listen to him

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Working "

I hope your night passes quick then you can get the heck out of there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would anyone be kind enough to punch me in the face so I can sleep? :D"

I'm a lover, not fighter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was chatting. They've buggered off to bed. Just quick cig then same. Night all."

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dave has come back, but at least I can turn Jools Holland up a bit and not have to listen to him "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Working "

Hey Milly, was good to meet you last week. Don't work too hard missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working

Hey Milly. Sadface"

Good to meet you last weekend Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working

Hey Milly, was good to meet you last week. Don't work too hard missus "

And you, trying not too but it's been bloody busy until about 30 mins ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working

Hey Milly. Sadface

Good to meet you last weekend Jim "

You too, it was a fun day. I'm hoping there will be another Birmingham social.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Good evening Jim, and everybody else.

I was just thinking to myself about the dream MFF scenario, when in reality, knowing my luck it would be getting hit on by a couple of cocks in frocks.

If you're happy and you know it shake your meds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, and everybody else.

I was just thinking to myself about the dream MFF scenario, when in reality, knowing my luck it would be getting hit on by a couple of cocks in frocks.

If you're happy and you know it shake your meds."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Paul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working

I hope your night passes quick then you can get the heck out of there "

First 4 hours crazy busy, going to drag now!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good evening

I'm just back from seeing Micky Flanagan, he was great.

I'm waiting for a friend to join me

(Not very patiently!)

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Working

I hope your night passes quick then you can get the heck out of there

First 4 hours crazy busy, going to drag now!"

Well I may be able to contribute here for another half hour or so til sleep takes me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening

I'm just back from seeing Micky Flanagan, he was great.

I'm waiting for a friend to join me

(Not very patiently!)"

You really did go out, out.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Good evening

I'm just back from seeing Micky Flanagan, he was great.

I'm waiting for a friend to join me

(Not very patiently!)"

It all sounds like a good time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working as well. Just not very efficiently

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Good evening Jim, and everybody else.

I was just thinking to myself about the dream MFF scenario, when in reality, knowing my luck it would be getting hit on by a couple of cocks in frocks.

If you're happy and you know it shake your meds.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Paul."

I hope your evening is full of hope and dandyness Jim.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Working as well. Just not very efficiently "

I won't tell a soul!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working as well. Just not very efficiently "

Pull your socks up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, and everybody else.

I was just thinking to myself about the dream MFF scenario, when in reality, knowing my luck it would be getting hit on by a couple of cocks in frocks.

If you're happy and you know it shake your meds.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Paul.

I hope your evening is full of hope and dandyness Jim."

Thank you very much.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Just nipping back in to say nighty night everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just nipping back in to say nighty night everyone "

Na night. x

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"Just nipping back in to say nighty night everyone "

Goodnight curvy xxx take care xxx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Working

I hope your night passes quick then you can get the heck out of there

First 4 hours crazy busy, going to drag now!"

More time for perving and posting inane drivel on here then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working

I hope your night passes quick then you can get the heck out of there

First 4 hours crazy busy, going to drag now!

More time for perving and posting inane drivel on here then "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working

I hope your night passes quick then you can get the heck out of there

First 4 hours crazy busy, going to drag now!

More time for perving and posting inane drivel on here then

Yeah!"

Me perv? Nah

Also trying to not be inane (surrounded by that at times!)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've got BBC FOUR HD on now and am watching The Last Pirates:Britain's Rebel DJs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working

I hope your night passes quick then you can get the heck out of there

First 4 hours crazy busy, going to drag now!

More time for perving and posting inane drivel on here then

Yeah!

Me perv? Nah

Also trying to not be inane (surrounded by that at times!)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/09/17 02:38:06]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got BBC FOUR HD on now and am watching The Last Pirates:Britain's Rebel DJs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the dreaded man flu here and a raging boner at the same time I have one mad reaction to sudafed it’s my viagra x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Morning or rather evening all. I'm just getting up

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Got the dreaded man flu here and a raging boner at the same time I have one mad reaction to sudafed it’s my viagra x"

If it's not one end dripping it's the other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all ... can't sleep

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Morning all ... can't sleep "

You do know that it's not technically morning until pp starts the morning thread don't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks, Curvy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all ... can't sleep

You do know that it's not technically morning until pp starts the morning thread don't you "

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

The hunt for red october... well normal october has arrived...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hi "

Hi Rubi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awreet noccers, Just in from a gig in town... Not bad at all

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

We gone back in time lol

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all!

WHYYYYY am I awake so frigging early on a Sunday?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all!

WHYYYYY am I awake so frigging early on a Sunday?! "

Morning,fair question that one, which I am asking myself too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. I’m awake and hard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im awake and not hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im awake and not hard "

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning pervs!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning "

Good morning

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning "

Car going okay? x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Morning

Car going okay? x"

Yeah course it is,it's an obedient little thing is my car

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Morning

Good morning "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

Car going okay? x

Yeah course it is,it's an obedient little thing is my car "

Is it male or female?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Morning

Car going okay? x

Yeah course it is,it's an obedient little thing is my car

Is it male or female? "

Well that's a daft question isn't it. It has an exhaust so it's male abed being obedient would tell you it's a male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

Car going okay? x

Yeah course it is,it's an obedient little thing is my car

Is it male or female?

Well that's a daft question isn't it. It has an exhaust so it's male abed being obedient would tell you it's a male "

Valid points...don't forget 'reliable' & 'always there when I need him'

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Morning

Car going okay? x

Yeah course it is,it's an obedient little thing is my car

Is it male or female?

Well that's a daft question isn't it. It has an exhaust so it's male abed being obedient would tell you it's a male

Valid points...don't forget 'reliable' & 'always there when I need him'"

Unfortunately he doesn't cook for me or bring me coffee first thing in the morning. I may have to scrap him

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Hello folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

Car going okay? x

Yeah course it is,it's an obedient little thing is my car

Is it male or female?

Well that's a daft question isn't it. It has an exhaust so it's male abed being obedient would tell you it's a male

Valid points...don't forget 'reliable' & 'always there when I need him'

Unfortunately he doesn't cook for me or bring me coffee first thing in the morning. I may have to scrap him "

How cruel! I hope he can't hear!

Sounds like you're looking for a new one already

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Morning

Car going okay? x

Yeah course it is,it's an obedient little thing is my car

Is it male or female?

Well that's a daft question isn't it. It has an exhaust so it's male abed being obedient would tell you it's a male

Valid points...don't forget 'reliable' & 'always there when I need him'

Unfortunately he doesn't cook for me or bring me coffee first thing in the morning. I may have to scrap him

How cruel! I hope he can't hear!

Sounds like you're looking for a new one already "

Already?! I've had him 10 year's,he's had more than enough time to master coffee in bed! But no he just sit's on my drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning

Car going okay? x

Yeah course it is,it's an obedient little thing is my car

Is it male or female?

Well that's a daft question isn't it. It has an exhaust so it's male abed being obedient would tell you it's a male

Valid points...don't forget 'reliable' & 'always there when I need him'

Unfortunately he doesn't cook for me or bring me coffee first thing in the morning. I may have to scrap him

How cruel! I hope he can't hear!

Sounds like you're looking for a new one already

Already?! I've had him 10 year's,he's had more than enough time to master coffee in bed! But no he just sit's on my drive "

Time for it to go! There are some scrappage schemes available now so ideal time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bum p.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bum p."

Recycling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you're dreaming when you die, do you know that you're dead? Or do you think you're still dreaming?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bum p.

Recycling."

Greenface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're dreaming when you die, do you know that you're dead? Or do you think you're still dreaming?"

More than likely know you're dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a haircut..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you're dreaming when you die, do you know that you're dead? Or do you think you're still dreaming?

More than likely know you're dead. "

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a haircut.."

You need some pants more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a haircut..

You need some pants more."

No need to get personal, I have pants as you put it but not panties

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a haircut..

You need some pants more.

No need to get personal, I have pants as you put it but not panties "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anybody got any good book recommendations I’m just finishing killing pablo and need something to help me pass the time at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Zoo by James Patterson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bum p.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

o/ Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Clark.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Bump 'n' grind..."

Ftfy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening 4 hours left at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bump 'n' grind...

Ftfy x

"

Thanks R Lisa. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump 'n' grind...

Ftfy x

"

Ain't nuthin wrong...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening 4 hours left at work "

At least you have us, swingers and roundabouts.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Bump 'n' grind...

Ftfy x

Ain't nuthin wrong..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening 4 hours left at work

At least you have us, swingers and roundabouts."

Better than nothing I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just posted in the Scottish forum by mistake!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I just posted in the Scottish forum by mistake! "

Aye?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just posted in the Scottish forum by mistake!

Aye?! "

Och aye

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I just posted in the Scottish forum by mistake!

Aye?!

Och aye "

That was a wee bit silly, lassie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just posted in the Scottish forum by mistake!

Aye?!

Och aye

That was a wee bit silly, lassie! "

I know. It's the danger with resurrecting a thread by subject.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm going to try for a bit more sleep...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to try for a bit more sleep...xx"

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to try for a bit more sleep...xx

Good luck "

Chuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to try for a bit more sleep...xx

Good luck

Chuck."

That makes me think of Jaws.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to try for a bit more sleep...xx

Good luck

Chuck.

That makes me think of Jaws."

Richard Kiel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to try for a bit more sleep...xx

Good luck

Chuck.

That makes me think of Jaws.

Richard Kiel?"

No, the shark one. They feed "chump" into the sea to attract the shark. In my sickened state I mistook the words. I'm struggling a bit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim "

PP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to try for a bit more sleep...xx

Good luck

Chuck.

That makes me think of Jaws.

Richard Kiel?

No, the shark one. They feed "chump" into the sea to attract the shark. In my sickened state I mistook the words. I'm struggling a bit! "

You chump.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going to try for a bit more sleep...xx

Good luck

Chuck.

That makes me think of Jaws.

Richard Kiel?

No, the shark one. They feed "chump" into the sea to attract the shark. In my sickened state I mistook the words. I'm struggling a bit!

You chump."

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ace, thank you, I'm really enjoying Top of the Pops.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I like watching the old TOTP from time to time, can't at the mo as I don't have a telly in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sister Sledge are back, Gen.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hi

Hi Rubi "

Rubi never said Hi back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like watching the old TOTP from time to time, can't at the mo as I don't have a telly in the bedroom

"

You're missing out. I love it when it's a John Peel one.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Sister Sledge are back, Gen."

Awesome choooon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi

Hi Rubi

Rubi never said Hi back "

I'm sure she didn't mean it. She could have gone to bed, and got off.

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Wagwaaaan gentlemen

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Sister Sledge are back, Gen.

Awesome choooon "

As an afterthought, I bet they have never been sledging together in their lives

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over a year ago


"Wagwaaaan gentlemen "

I bet you say that to all the gentlemen.

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over a year ago


"Wagwaaaan gentlemen

I bet you say that to all the gentlemen."

Obvs.

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over a year ago


"Sister Sledge are back, Gen.

Awesome choooon

As an afterthought, I bet they have never been sledging together in their lives "

*Search engines, have Sister Sledge ever sledged together?*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Hi

Hi Rubi

Rubi never said Hi back

I'm sure she didn't mean it. She could have gone to bed, and got off."

Yeah, with the bass player from Flock of Seagulls or something

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over a year ago


"Hi

Hi Rubi

Rubi never said Hi back

I'm sure she didn't mean it. She could have gone to bed, and got off.

Yeah, with the bass player from Flock of Seagulls or something "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*search engines, have Sister Sledge ever played cricket together?*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"*search engines, have Sister Sledge ever played cricket together?*"

Only against the Aussies.

True story

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over a year ago


"*search engines, have Sister Sledge ever played cricket together?*

Only against the Aussies.

True story "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a back rub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're up because some knobhead broke into our work van and stole a bit of kit. They must have been hugely dissapointed with the lack of expensive items to steal though but it's a bloody mess anyway

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"We're up because some knobhead broke into our work van and stole a bit of kit. They must have been hugely dissapointed with the lack of expensive items to steal though but it's a bloody mess anyway "

Sorry to hear that.

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over a year ago


"We're up because some knobhead broke into our work van and stole a bit of kit. They must have been hugely dissapointed with the lack of expensive items to steal though but it's a bloody mess anyway "

Sadface Sorry to read that. You gotta make work vans secure these days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The eighties are over.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"We're up because some knobhead broke into our work van and stole a bit of kit. They must have been hugely dissapointed with the lack of expensive items to steal though but it's a bloody mess anyway "

Ah shit, that's not good.Hope they catch the scumbags responsible

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"We're up because some knobhead broke into our work van and stole a bit of kit. They must have been hugely dissapointed with the lack of expensive items to steal though but it's a bloody mess anyway

Sadface Sorry to read that. You gotta make work vans secure these days."

It doesn't matter sometimes, where there's a will there's a way unfortunately, as I've found out to my cost in the past

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over a year ago


"We're up because some knobhead broke into our work van and stole a bit of kit. They must have been hugely dissapointed with the lack of expensive items to steal though but it's a bloody mess anyway

Sadface Sorry to read that. You gotta make work vans secure these days.

It doesn't matter sometimes, where there's a will there's a way unfortunately, as I've found out to my cost in the past "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cool Original Doritos and hot salsa dip time. I'll be back. Carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone. Hope you're all having a great night

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Cool Original Doritos and hot salsa dip time. I'll be back. Carry on."

That's nice, I like that you've planned ahead

I think I may have a couple of pickled onions floating around at the bottom of the jar and some some coleslaw in ma fridge that is a couple of days past its expiry date

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over a year ago

Could kill a gherkin

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Could kill a gherkin"

Please explain to jury how you wold attempt to slaughter a perfectly innocent pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd slice that green cutie from head to toe and savour the flavour on my tongue

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over a year ago

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"I'd slice that green cutie from head to toe and savour the flavour on my tongue "

I just stuff the little fuckers in ma gob and chomp on 'em

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over a year ago

What a pickle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I always run out of dip before Doritos. I'm just too dippy.

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over a year ago


"I'd slice that green cutie from head to toe and savour the flavour on my tongue

I just stuff the little fuckers in ma gob and chomp on 'em "

Have you managed to nibble off the green shit and leave the rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right Said Fred - Deeply Dippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I finished off Ray Donovan.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I always run out of dip before Doritos. I'm just too dippy."

Deeply Dippy - Right Said Fred

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9u7-lWE54M

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over a year ago


"Hi everyone. Hope you're all having a great night "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suit. We are top of the pops tonight.

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over a year ago


"I always run out of dip before Doritos. I'm just too dippy.

Deeply Dippy - Right Said Fred

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9u7-lWE54M"

Thanks!

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"Hi everyone. Hope you're all having a great night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suit. We are top of the pops tonight."

Yeah. I've never felt happier. Hope everyone else has the mojo too as life is too shit to be grumpy

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over a year ago

This conversation is going mental

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over a year ago


"Hi everyone. Hope you're all having a great night

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Suit. We are top of the pops tonight.

Yeah. I've never felt happier. Hope everyone else has the mojo too as life is too shit to be grumpy"

Yeah! Smileyface

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over a year ago

Lol. You go Jim.

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over a year ago


"This conversation is going mental "

Enter Sandman. Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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over a year ago


"This conversation is going mental "

Did you bring a sandwich?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Nile Rogers now on BBC4

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Nile Rogers now on BBC4 "

*Rodgers

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over a year ago


"Nile Rogers now on BBC4 "

The Straight Story is on Film4 +1 in ten minutes.

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"Nile Rogers now on BBC4

The Straight Story is on Film4 +1 in ten minutes."

I think my car has the same engine

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over a year ago


"Nile Rogers now on BBC4

*Rodgers "

I bet Nile Rodgers rogers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finished working. Now perving. Wishing I was playing

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over a year ago


"Nile Rogers now on BBC4

The Straight Story is on Film4 +1 in ten minutes.

I think my car has the same engine "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Nile Rogers now on BBC4

*Rodgers

I bet Nile Rodgers rogers."

You sound like my text buddy

Although you both have the same sense of humour, he doesn't have a dapper sense of dressing

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over a year ago


"Nile Rogers now on BBC4

*Rodgers

I bet Nile Rodgers rogers.

You sound like my text buddy

Although you both have the same sense of humour, he doesn't have a dapper sense of dressing "

Ayyy.

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over a year ago


"Finished working. Now perving. Wishing I was playing "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cock slap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night all. Sweet "possibly slightly dodgy" dreams x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Clock slap!"

Oi, leave my clock out this if you don't mind thank you very much!

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over a year ago


" Night all. Sweet "possibly slightly dodgy" dreams x"

Slightly Dodgy dreams, in a room. Na night, Suit.

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over a year ago


"Clock slap!

Oi, leave my clock out this if you don't mind thank you very much! "

I do apologise, you've polished it.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Clock slap!

Oi, leave my clock out this if you don't mind thank you very much!

I do apologise, you've polished it."

Nah, I got Mr Sheen to do that innit

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over a year ago


"Clock slap!

Oi, leave my clock out this if you don't mind thank you very much!

I do apologise, you've polished it.

Nah, I got Mr Sheen to do that innit "

Mr Sheen, he's a right Charlie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in the wide awake club

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over a year ago


"I’m in the wide awake club "

Wacaday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sleep here .

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Clock slap!

Oi, leave my clock out this if you don't mind thank you very much!

I do apologise, you've polished it.

Nah, I got Mr Sheen to do that innit

Mr Sheen, he's a right Charlie."

He can't ride a bike as well as the late great Barry Sheene though

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