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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull

Every time I cook burgers in my George Formby grill my smoke alarm goes off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the battery out before you cook

Just remember to put it back in after!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take the battery out before you cook

Just remember to put it back in after!"

^^^^^^ this or bash it with a big brush

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton


"Take the battery out before you cook

Just remember to put it back in after!"

Chances are it will still beep. They're controlled by the devil!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Mine goes off every time I grill anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We refer to our George Formby by as the George Foreskin. Even the kids do, it has been somewhat amusing to the initiated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Employ a small child to jump up and down underneath it whilst waving a tea towel

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"Take the battery out before you cook

Just remember to put it back in after!"

It's hardwired into the mains

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"Take the battery out before you cook

Just remember to put it back in after!

^^^^^^ this or bash it with a big brush "

I get a little over enthusiastic at times, I fear of break both

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"We refer to our George Formby by as the George Foreskin. Even the kids do, it has been somewhat amusing to the initiated. "

Never heard that one before, apparently even George Foreman calls his own a Formby.

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"Employ a small child to jump up and down underneath it whilst waving a tea towel "

That would impress the lady in the flat below me, as soundproof as a trampoline these floors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Employ a small child to jump up and down underneath it whilst waving a tea towel

That would impress the lady in the flat below me, as soundproof as a trampoline these floors "

Didn’t you invite her round for burgers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take the battery out before you cook

Just remember to put it back in after!

^^^^^^ this or bash it with a big brush

I get a little over enthusiastic at times, I fear of break both "

Even better then you don't have to worry about taking the batteries out and you won't have to brush up again

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"Employ a small child to jump up and down underneath it whilst waving a tea towel

That would impress the lady in the flat below me, as soundproof as a trampoline these floors

Didn’t you invite her round for burgers? "

No she's away at her fellas for the weekend.

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"Take the battery out before you cook

Just remember to put it back in after!

^^^^^^ this or bash it with a big brush

I get a little over enthusiastic at times, I fear of break both

Even better then you don't have to worry about taking the batteries out and you won't have to brush up again "

No but I'd have redecorate the hallway and buy a new pair of matching lampshades, OCD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have gloves for doing the washing up just use that. Stretch the opening around the outside of the alarm and hey presto. Airtight seal, no alarm. Plus you probably won't forget to take it off. A big yellow glove hanging from the ceiling should catch the eye lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have gloves for doing the washing up just use that. Stretch the opening around the outside of the alarm and hey presto. Airtight seal, no alarm. Plus you probably won't forget to take it off. A big yellow glove hanging from the ceiling should catch the eye lol"

That's an excellent tip.

Possibly the best post I've ever read on here !

Congratulations on some top fabbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My piercing co2 alarm went off when I was cooking burgers yesterday. I was told that my cooking wouldn't set it off.

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull

In my previous home if you showered with the bathroom door open the steam would set the smoke alarm off

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Employ a small child to jump up and down underneath it whilst waving a tea towel "

We're just having the kitchen refitted, and they moved the smoke alarm.

My son leaping around with a tea towel has been a, daily occurance since!

Yes, I'm getting the alarm moved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you have gloves for doing the washing up just use that. Stretch the opening around the outside of the alarm and hey presto. Airtight seal, no alarm. Plus you probably won't forget to take it off. A big yellow glove hanging from the ceiling should catch the eye lol

That's an excellent tip.

Possibly the best post I've ever read on here !

Congratulations on some top fabbing "

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i am never in on a saturday night... but with the hole in my head post surgery i get to see how the other half live tonight.....

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