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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger off....your not getting my brilliant ideas

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Bugger off....your not getting my brilliant ideas

No MD.... you would NEVER have thought of this ...... it's simple genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic antidote?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Gin and tonic antidote?"

Nearly !

I had no ice. Needs must and all that .

It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic antidote?

Nearly !

I had no ice. Needs must and all that .

It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?"

That happens to me sometimes, especially with spicy food. And alcohol makes me sneeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You used frozen peas to cool your GnT and invented a new cocktail.

Call it pee gin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic antidote?

Nearly !

I had no ice. Needs must and all that .

It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?"

I'm not convinced that's normal. But who likes normal??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger off....your not getting my brilliant ideas

No MD.... you would NEVER have thought of this ...... it's simple genius."

They all are...when you've been told.

I like the one that has just been though up for washing machines.

Replacing the heavy concrete weight....with a plastic one that is filled with water on in stallion.

One man job to deliver as they are light as a feather.

Bloody brilliant. ..just wish i'd thought of it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"You used frozen peas to cool your GnT and invented a new cocktail.

Call it pee gin."

I thought about peas....... but the green balls...... floating in me gin .... nah.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Bugger off....your not getting my brilliant ideas

No MD.... you would NEVER have thought of this ...... it's simple genius.

They all are...when you've been told.

I like the one that has just been though up for washing machines.

Replacing the heavy concrete weight....with a plastic one that is filled with water on in stallion.

One man job to deliver as they are light as a feather.

Bloody brilliant. ..just wish i'd thought of it"

I heard about that. I HATE people who have brill ideas that I never thought of and could have if i'd just engage my fooking brain .....

Have you hijacked this gin thread ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Gin and tonic antidote?

Nearly !

I had no ice. Needs must and all that .

It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?

I'm not convinced that's normal. But who likes normal??"

I have to admit that I don't know what normal is but I do know it scares me if ever I sense it...... it's like my it, my Stepford wife, my lobotomised eunuch.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I can't spell eunuch.... You nuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger off....your not getting my brilliant ideas

No MD.... you would NEVER have thought of this ...... it's simple genius.

They all are...when you've been told.

I like the one that has just been though up for washing machines.

Replacing the heavy concrete weight....with a plastic one that is filled with water on in stallion.

One man job to deliver as they are light as a feather.

Bloody brilliant. ..just wish i'd thought of it

I heard about that. I HATE people who have brill ideas that I never thought of and could have if i'd just engage my fooking brain .....

Have you hijacked this gin thread ?"

Away with you granny...I know I'm off the sauce

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Are you freezing glasses so they act as the ice component? And if so, are you having to wear an oven glove to drink from them to prevent freezer burn?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Sanity?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Are you freezing glasses so they act as the ice component? And if so, are you having to wear an oven glove to drink from them to prevent freezer burn?"

OMG !So Close....... ha but close is wrong . !!! Wrong .... you pseudo genius......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you developed gin that's frozen into the shape of a gin glass, which you fill with gin, then eat, so there's no evidence you had gin, and having seen you eat what looks like glass, no one would challenge you for doing so?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You froze the tonic

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Have you developed gin that's frozen into the shape of a gin glass, which you fill with gin, then eat, so there's no evidence you had gin, and having seen you eat what looks like glass, no one would challenge you for doing so? "

Let's not overthink this now. Simplicity is the essence.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"You froze the tonic"

No you barn pot. Would the bubbles freeze ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Put the gin in the freezer?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Put the gin in the freezer?"

oooooooo would it freeze.... ?

Im going to ask google.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Put the gin in the freezer?

oooooooo would it freeze.... ?

Im going to ask google."

Dunno, but you'd just put it in long enough for it to be cold.

I now have visions of you smashing the bottle to get a block of gin out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You froze the tonic

No you barn pot. Would the bubbles freeze ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You drank it outside and are calling it al fresco drinking.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh, you citrus chilling genius. If there was an applause emoji I would use it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Put the gin in the freezer?

oooooooo would it freeze.... ?

Im going to ask google.

Dunno, but you'd just put it in long enough for it to be cold.

I now have visions of you smashing the bottle to get a block of gin out

Well I read you can freeze it. So Im gonna try it sometime

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Oh, you citrus chilling genius. If there was an applause emoji I would use it."

Yes! I did I did I did. I frozled the lemon slices...... who needs ice when your lemons double up ...... ?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Heard a lady on the radio this morning re her time doing research in the Antarctic, she had decided she would miss vanilla ice cream whilst there, so took a 'vanilla extract substitute' to make ice cream.

Ice cream failed, checked ingredients....and the substitute contained the same chemical equation as anti-freeze!

Great story to bring home but had to be a soul destroying moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, you citrus chilling genius. If there was an applause emoji I would use it.

Yes! I did I did I did. I frozled the lemon slices...... who needs ice when your lemons double up ...... ?"

I was just going to say you froze a cucumber, after hollowing it out and poured your drink inside

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Oh, you citrus chilling genius. If there was an applause emoji I would use it.

Yes! I did I did I did. I frozled the lemon slices...... who needs ice when your lemons double up ...... ?

I was just going to say you froze a cucumber, after hollowing it out and poured your drink inside "

Gin n Cucumber sounds nice..... Is it a thing ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I googled it..... seems it is a thing....

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice"

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck gin...I hated that fecker even when I was drinking....proper womans drink!

I'm just a fake woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I googled it..... seems it is a thing...."

It seemed the perfect frozen receptacle for gin and tonic.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I only got into gin a few years back when someone gave me G&T with ice and lemon on a hot day, gorgeous, prior to that I could not even bear the smell

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Gin and tonic antidote?

Nearly !

I had no ice. Needs must and all that .

It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?"

Yes, if you set fire to it and pour it in your ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this thread to the end hoping for enlightenment.

Please kill me now.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read this thread to the end hoping for enlightenment.

Please kill me now."

There's worse threads you could have read. Think yourself lucky.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I read this thread to the end hoping for enlightenment.

Please kill me now."

No problem oh unenlightened one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic antidote?

Nearly !

I had no ice. Needs must and all that .

It's not an antidote tho. My gin is burning my ear drums....... is that normal ?

Yes, if you set fire to it and pour it in your ears

I don't think gin is flammable.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I read this thread to the end hoping for enlightenment.

Please kill me now."

Don't go just yet though. Everyone is hanging on your every word.

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over a year ago

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers

I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers

I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty

Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Put the gin in the freezer?

oooooooo would it freeze.... ?

Im going to ask google."

Alcohol has a lower freezing point than water, a domestic freezer does not get cold enough to freeze alcohol. It will freeze the water in the alcohol though, if you were to remove the ice layer you have in effect increased the alcohol ABV%, a process known as freeze distillation.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers

I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty

Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker

GP's call that high blood pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers

I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty

Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker

GP's call that high blood pressure

Now feck off..I've finally got that under control

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers

I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty

Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker

GP's call that high blood pressure

Now feck off..I've finally got that under control

Its a bugger! When you have take pills to reduce the blood flow! I recommend two lolly sticks and some sellotape!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cubes?

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over a year ago

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers

I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty

Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker

GP's call that high blood pressure

Now feck off..I've finally got that under control

Its a bugger! When you have take pills to reduce the blood flow! I recommend two lolly sticks and some sellotape!

Nope I got mine down be loosing over a stone and half...fecking fighting fit now and raring to go

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers

I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty

Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker

GP's call that high blood pressure

Now feck off..I've finally got that under control

Its a bugger! When you have take pills to reduce the blood flow! I recommend two lolly sticks and some sellotape!

Nope I got mine down be loosing over a stone and half...fecking fighting fit now and raring to go

Doffs cap! Congrats re weight loss, freakin harder the older we get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers

I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty

Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker

GP's call that high blood pressure

Now feck off..I've finally got that under control

Its a bugger! When you have take pills to reduce the blood flow! I recommend two lolly sticks and some sellotape!

Nope I got mine down be loosing over a stone and half...fecking fighting fit now and raring to go

Doffs cap! Congrats re weight loss, freakin harder the older we get"

Speaking for yourself....I might trim a bit off that too

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Yes! There cucumber Gin and really nice

I meant 'there is'....I am not on the gin

Your just a fecking be-gin-ner

Yes! A relative vir-gin (see what I did there- you are from Teeside so probably not!)

You just be careful drinking that stuff...before you know it..you'll be walking around in knickers

I did try that once, at a meets request (once a tart..always...).... I now understand why women are keen to remove stockings afterwards....so sweaty

Hey...I glow ...cheeky fecker

GP's call that high blood pressure

Now feck off..I've finally got that under control

Its a bugger! When you have take pills to reduce the blood flow! I recommend two lolly sticks and some sellotape!

Nope I got mine down be loosing over a stone and half...fecking fighting fit now and raring to go

Doffs cap! Congrats re weight loss, freakin harder the older we get

Speaking for yourself....I might trim a bit off that too

A little over a year ago i had a healthy lifestyle and diet, but GP advised me i was at high risk of diabetes. Since then I went from 12st 12 to 10st 4 in 3 months, 99% of my life has changed dramatically, my lifestyle and diet is unhealthy, I'm back up to 12st 10 now, GP now says I'm not at risk for diabetes.

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