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"Men...clean up your splashes... "Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills  | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills "...are you taking the piss?!  | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills "The wall? | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?! "Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it. | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
The wall? "If you have a bathmat to soak it up, it is wholly appropriate. | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it. "...just put a lid on it! | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it! "Have I left you feeling 'flushed'? | |||
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"But toilet seats are meant to be down surely. And down they should stay "Men kindly lift them. Leaving them up is most efficient. A revisit for a wee involves no more effort. Lowering is only needed for a poo or the lady to use it.  | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'? "Haha...you're on a roll... | |||
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"Put your own toilet seat down!  "You can put them down? Who knew?!! | |||
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"I don't care who does what so long as the flush and brush those nasty skid marks you leave on the pan every-time you take a dump..... Yes you..... you.... your the one "Blasting the skid marks off while pissing is good sport, why spoil it with brushing? | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'?
Haha...you're on a roll... "
Haha, industrial size! You've got quite a handle on it yourself. Let's lift off your tanktop and see what you're working with. | |||
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"No seat up or down from me ! No splashes or drips anywhere to be seen....promise. That because I piss in the handbasin ! "You win at life You and me both.. shhhh | |||
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"I don't care who does what so long as the flush and brush those nasty skid marks you leave on the pan every-time you take a dump..... Yes you..... you.... your the one
Blasting the skid marks off while pissing is good sport, why spoil it with brushing?"Not everyone can muster the power of piss ..... and the older you get mid stream aim becomes less accurate...... so I'm told ......  | |||
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"I don't care who does what so long as the flush and brush those nasty skid marks you leave on the pan every-time you take a dump..... Yes you..... you.... your the one
Blasting the skid marks off while pissing is good sport, why spoil it with brushing?"Yes, it is self cleaning if used correctly. Less abrasive on the surface too. | |||
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"I don't care who does what so long as the flush and brush those nasty skid marks you leave on the pan every-time you take a dump..... Yes you..... you.... your the one
Blasting the skid marks off while pissing is good sport, why spoil it with brushing?
Not everyone can muster the power of piss ..... and the older you get mid stream aim becomes less accurate...... so I'm told ...... "Plenty of blast here still. I also like practicing in the pub toilets blasting the yellow block things. Broke one once, that was a good day. | |||
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"Kinda surprised no woman has come on and said for the guys to stabd closer next time they pee because it ain't as long as they think "I dont stand too close, I don't like the tip of my cock dangling in the water | |||
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"But toilet seats are meant to be down surely. And down they should stay
Men kindly lift them. Leaving them up is most efficient. A revisit for a wee involves no more effort. Lowering is only needed for a poo or the lady to use it. "We need to work out the ratio of men to women in the house, approximate number of visits per day for both uses and work out % of times the seat needs to be down to determine best seat position. Or, just keep the damn seat down | |||
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"But toilet seats are meant to be down surely. And down they should stay
Men kindly lift them. Leaving them up is most efficient. A revisit for a wee involves no more effort. Lowering is only needed for a poo or the lady to use it.
We need to work out the ratio of men to women in the house, approximate number of visits per day for both uses and work out % of times the seat needs to be down to determine best seat position.
Or, just keep the damn seat down "% of flushes × urethral squirts via vulva ÷ hypotenuse of cock tip to nadir of ballsack rounded to the nearest decimal point of total area of vaginal walls in household minus the radius of g-spot = ... ladies have to keep the seat down | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'?
Haha...you're on a roll...
Haha, industrial size! You've got quite a handle on it yourself. Let's lift off your tanktop and see what you're working with. "Is your ballcock worth it? | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'?
Haha...you're on a roll...
Haha, industrial size! You've got quite a handle on it yourself. Let's lift off your tanktop and see what you're working with.
Is your ballcock worth it? "It kicks into action if you have an open flapper! | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'?
Haha...you're on a roll...
Haha, industrial size! You've got quite a handle on it yourself. Let's lift off your tanktop and see what you're working with.
Is your ballcock worth it?
It kicks into action if you have an open flapper! "Are you pulling my chain? | |||
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"But toilet seats are meant to be down surely. And down they should stay "When Mrs uses the toilet does she put the seat up when she finishes,if not why do men habe to but it back up when they finish? | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'?
Haha...you're on a roll...
Haha, industrial size! You've got quite a handle on it yourself. Let's lift off your tanktop and see what you're working with.
Is your ballcock worth it?
It kicks into action if you have an open flapper!
Are you pulling my chain? "Yes, and filling you up | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'?
Haha...you're on a roll...
Haha, industrial size! You've got quite a handle on it yourself. Let's lift off your tanktop and see what you're working with.
Is your ballcock worth it?
It kicks into action if you have an open flapper!
Are you pulling my chain?
Yes, and filling you up "Urine with a chance, if you lived closer... | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'?
Haha...you're on a roll...
Haha, industrial size! You've got quite a handle on it yourself. Let's lift off your tanktop and see what you're working with.
Is your ballcock worth it?
It kicks into action if you have an open flapper!
Are you pulling my chain?
Yes, and filling you up
Urine with a chance, if you lived closer... "Then it's my 'number one' priority to get a 'wee' closer. | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'?
Haha...you're on a roll...
Haha, industrial size! You've got quite a handle on it yourself. Let's lift off your tanktop and see what you're working with.
Is your ballcock worth it?
It kicks into action if you have an open flapper!
Are you pulling my chain?
Yes, and filling you up
Urine with a chance, if you lived closer...
Then it's my 'number one' priority to get a 'wee' closer. "...I agree. This whole distance thing is crap... | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'?
Haha...you're on a roll...
Haha, industrial size! You've got quite a handle on it yourself. Let's lift off your tanktop and see what you're working with.
Is your ballcock worth it?
It kicks into action if you have an open flapper!
Are you pulling my chain?
Yes, and filling you up
Urine with a chance, if you lived closer...
Then it's my 'number one' priority to get a 'wee' closer.
...I agree. This whole distance thing is crap... "Sounds like one of us has to take the 'plunge'. The only thing blocking us is a big 'movement' lmao | |||
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"Men...clean up your splashes...
Haha, no splashes if you just aim for the most vertical surface. Skills
...are you taking the piss?!
Haha, yes. And... I do also give a shite about your perspective on it.
...just put a lid on it!
Have I left you feeling 'flushed'?
Haha...you're on a roll...
Haha, industrial size! You've got quite a handle on it yourself. Let's lift off your tanktop and see what you're working with.
Is your ballcock worth it?
It kicks into action if you have an open flapper!
Are you pulling my chain?
Yes, and filling you up
Urine with a chance, if you lived closer...
Then it's my 'number one' priority to get a 'wee' closer.
...I agree. This whole distance thing is crap...
Sounds like one of us has to take the 'plunge'. The only thing blocking us is a big 'movement' lmao"...we need to co-ordinate diarrhoeas... | |||
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"Put your own toilet seat down! "For some reason this made me laugh...a lot! | |||
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For some reason this made me laugh...a lot!" | |||
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