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Ideas for getting it out the vending machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I was trying to buy a can of but it's stuck and the guy with the key is off this pm. I've shook the whole machine but it ain't budging.

How do I get it out...

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Rock the bugger. I know your pain all too well. Good luck!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Buy whatevers directly above it to try and knock it down. You risk both getting stuck though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rock the bugger. I know your pain all too well. Good luck!"

I tried. I might have to find a burly man to assist or our Russian cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy whatevers directly above it to try and knock it down. You risk both getting stuck though! "

I've got no more change. Woe is me today.

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By * kiss like morphineMan
over a year ago

The gravelly bit next to the shed

Crow bar, office chair if you have pent up anxiety nows your chance to go bat shit crazy on a machine and have a wee snack and drink after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirt with a big burly man and then ask for some money if that fails get him to rock the machine

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Simply capture a squirell, train it to fetch cans by filing them with acorns, then send it in to do its work.

Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash the glass

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

Disrupt its inertia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fire

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Back in the 80's, ma mate went to get some fags from a machine in our local pub. The drawer only half opened, and as the bar was very busy, he decided to rip open the packet and take each cigarette out individually and then extract the tattered packet. A bit later he went to the bar to tell Ken the landlord, and he bought him a pint for his ingenuity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried coaxing it out with some cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back in the 80's, ma mate went to get some fags from a machine in our local pub. The drawer only half opened, and as the bar was very busy, he decided to rip open the packet and take each cigarette out individually and then extract the tattered packet. A bit later he went to the bar to tell Ken the landlord, and he bought him a pint for his ingenuity "

Fecking scrolled down this thread then seen the start of this post.....just reminded me of uncle Albert. ..during the war...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to get a fork lift and turn the upside down

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Simply capture a squirell, train it to fetch cans by filing them with acorns, then send it in to do its work.

Sorted."

training a squirrel to do what you want is not that easy you know... stubborn little things...

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