FabSwingers.com forum: Wanna name my new chickens?

By *eneathTheDiamondSky OP Woman
over a year ago

East Anglia

On Saturday we're getting four new chickens. Previous chickens have been called Pecky, Feather, Pecky 2, Beaky and Spiderman.

To avoid having "Pecky the Third" please suggest some more imaginative chicken names.

Thanks!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Greg.

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By *n my radarMan
over a year ago

mayo

Curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plucky

(sorry)

Poppy

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Nugget

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By *eneathTheDiamondSky OP Woman
over a year ago

East Anglia

You are bad, bad people!!!

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Ceasar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The colonel..

&mushroom...

A l'orange...

Rhodes

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

We've had:

Mary Sunshine

Esperilla

Zulu

Scraggles

Naughty (later renamed Natty)

Feathersley

Winterbottom

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

Cuck

Gobble

Peck

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Goujon

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Tesco

Asda

Aldi

Lidl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Korma

Tikka

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

We've got the dam things too. And don't we bloody know it at 5am

Anyway previous names have included

Cluck & Belle

Feathers

SatNav

Elvis

And Cockhead

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I would call the first 3 K F and C. The fourth I'd call Gravy

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Doodledo

winger

Flash

Mrs. Pecker

Madame Boo

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By *eneathTheDiamondSky OP Woman
over a year ago

East Anglia

"We've got the dam things too. And don't we bloody know it at 5am

Anyway previous names have included

Cluck & Belle

Feathers

SatNav

Elvis

And Cockhead"

Cockhead the Chicken? I'd look forward to that at the vet... "Pet's name?"... "Cockhead"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you name them, you get attached.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Matilda

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Baddd people

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Hennifer Lopez

Chickira

Princess lay-a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Paul George and ringo

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

"We've got the dam things too. And don't we bloody know it at 5am

Anyway previous names have included

Cluck & Belle

Feathers

SatNav

Elvis

And Cockhead"

We had Clucky and Elvis...

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By *eneathTheDiamondSky OP Woman
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Hennifer Lopez

Chickira

Princess lay-a

Ha ha ha ha.

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By *eneathTheDiamondSky OP Woman
over a year ago

East Anglia

The rest of you will be in serious trouble when chickens take over the world...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bee

Cee

Dee

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hennifer Lopez

Chickira

Princess lay-a

Winner

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"The rest of you will be in serious trouble when chickens take over the world... "

A big cock already runs it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Just name em after your fave fab peeps

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Sweet and sour

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Gertrude

Hetty

Petunia

Mable

Nugget was obvious but did make me laugh still

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cluck Norris

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By *eneathTheDiamondSky OP Woman
over a year ago

East Anglia

Thank you for such lovely (and frankly sick) suggestions. I will report back in due course on their names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tikka, Madras, Jalfrezi and Korma.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Ok I have some ideas, how about....

Shercock

Dr Bokson

Clucky McCluckface

Tyrannosaurus Pex

Heidi Plume

Chickie Minaj

Tupeck

Pecktor Meldrew

Yolko Ono

Cluck Norris

Princess Lay-a

Bok Bok Choy

Annie Yolklie

Hope some of these will give you more ideas

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Burger

Dinner

Casserole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Albert Eggstein

Attila the Hen

Stew

Fillet

Chunks

Korma

Jerk

Casserole

Kiev

Kentucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave, after Rodney from Only Fools and Horses.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

I had Buffy ( the buff Orpington) Cordelia Willow, Angel, Barbara and Margo, Madame Punkette

The first four cos I was obsessed with Buffy the vampire slayer. Barbara and Margo cos of the good life and Madame punkette cos she had a cool hairdo!

Any programmes you like? Now I would go for female dancers off Strictly or something like that.

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By *icenick1966Man
over a year ago

clowne

Paxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww id love to have chickens - love the noise they make -

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Does it matter if they are girls or boys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a job back in the day as a wee sprog - It involved moving 3000+ chickens into a Barn.

I only eat free range now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I have some ideas, how about....

Shercock

Dr Bokson

Clucky McCluckface

Tyrannosaurus Pex

Heidi Plume

Chickie Minaj

Tupeck

Pecktor Meldrew

Yolko Ono

Cluck Norris

Princess Lay-a

Bok Bok Choy

Annie Yolklie

Hope some of these will give you more ideas

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken 1: Biggus

Chicken 2: Dickus

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"aww id love to have chickens - love the noise they make - "

Coclhead would like to meet you. What's you address please ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

1. And 2. Mushroom 3. Pie 4. Chips

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Off to buy a new coop tomorrow. It's a plastic one from the Clever Coop Company. Got to look after the chucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rover

Kitty

Butch

Tiddles

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Rover

Kitty

Butch

Tiddles"

Rover

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Chicken Mc chicky face

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"We've got the dam things too. And don't we bloody know it at 5am

Anyway previous names have included

Cluck & Belle

Feathers

SatNav

Elvis

And Cockhead

Cockhead the Chicken? I'd look forward to that at the vet... "Pet's name?"... "Cockhead"

I vote for cockhead! That made me snort!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Cluck Norris "

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Rover

Kitty

Butch

Tiddles

Rover

It's a Free Range Rover

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Experts can sex chickens at a day old. I sex ours at a year old. It will either lay an egg or crow

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My friend has named hers

Paxo, Chunky & Dipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drumstick Giblet Breast and Wing ......

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Clucky and eggstein

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ford and Arthur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear pecky is a good name...

Or you could name them after other animals.

We once had a rabbit called gopher, lol

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By *zamiWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

It is not that often that fab makes me laugh! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gus Fring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Paul George and Ringo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Experts can sex chickens at a day old. I sex ours at a year old. It will either lay an egg or crow

You can sex my chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rover

Kitty

Butch

Tiddles

Rover

It's a Free Range Rover

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Experts can sex chickens at a day old. I sex ours at a year old. It will either lay an egg or crow

You can sex my chicken

Choke the chicken you mean ?

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By *eneathTheDiamondSky OP Woman
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Experts can sex chickens at a day old. I sex ours at a year old. It will either lay an egg or crow

You can sex my chicken

Choke the chicken you mean ?

Ha ha. That reminds me... One of our previous hens seemed to have something stuck in its throat. I innocently Googled "choking chicken"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Experts can sex chickens at a day old. I sex ours at a year old. It will either lay an egg or crow

You can sex my chicken

Choke the chicken you mean ?

Ha ha. That reminds me... One of our previous hens seemed to have something stuck in its throat. I innocently Googled "choking chicken"...

I take it your safe search wasn't on

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Experts can sex chickens at a day old. I sex ours at a year old. It will either lay an egg or crow

You can sex my chicken

Choke the chicken you mean ?

Ha ha. That reminds me... One of our previous hens seemed to have something stuck in its throat. I innocently Googled "choking chicken"...

Innocently you say. I'd say that's eggs-tremely unlikely

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

We had -

Henrietta

Princess Layer

Kinder

Shelley

Yolko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Experts can sex chickens at a day old. I sex ours at a year old. It will either lay an egg or crow

You can sex my chicken

Choke the chicken you mean ?

Yes, kegal strangulation I believe is the term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nacho"

"Smoky"

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Experts can sex chickens at a day old. I sex ours at a year old. It will either lay an egg or crow

You can sex my chicken

Choke the chicken you mean ?

Yes, kegal strangulation I believe is the term.

Call it what you like, my usual penchant for correct labelling has suddenly slipped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand that if any more names come pouring out of these c*** mouths, I'm going to have to eat every one of your f******* chickens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd call them Sunday roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd call them Sunday roast

I'm only joking. . I like chickens. I'd call them. . .

Chick, Ken, Cock and doodledoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what kind of chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia, perfect names for four chicks, the golden girls of course.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Lindsay Lo-hen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner

Eggsy McEggface

Sir Cluckington

Nigel

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"[Removed by poster at 30/09/17 10:25:36]"

I'm amazed that no one's suggested Colin

He's a legend amongst chickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock

Van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 30/09/17 10:25:36]

I'm amazed that no one's suggested Colin

He's a legend amongst chickens

There can be only one Colin.

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

We've got 3 pekin bantams called Hetty, Gertrude and Mabel.

I think chickens HAVE to have old lady names

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