FabSwingers.com forum: National poetry day...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yep, it was yesterday,

it's late but can we come up with some fab poems to make up for the fact we missed it.

1 verse or 4 lines

A quirky text maybe a rhyme

Of something sexy or a shot out

A nod to a Fabster or what your about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know where to go if you want cock,

Look on Fab, there's lots hard as rock.

From 3 to a giant 9 inch

Some can make your cervix wince.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Bee, you sexy thing

Pick up your phone,give me a ring,

Wear your pants they're kinda hot

Squirt your cream over my sweet spot...

Morning x

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t I get a meet, they never reply?

The common refrain of Mr Fab Guy

Maybe a profile with more than one line

No pics of your cock and then you’ll be fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can’t I get a meet, they never reply?

The common refrain of Mr Fab Guy

Maybe a profile with more than one line

No pics of your cock and then you’ll be fine"

Great advice, this surely could work

People will read that I'm not such a jerk

I've got lots of room in my bed, a plenty

And also my mailbox, because it remains empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can’t I get a meet, they never reply?

The common refrain of Mr Fab Guy

Maybe a profile with more than one line

No pics of your cock and then you’ll be fine

Great advice, this surely could work

People will read that I'm not such a jerk

I've got lots of room in my bed, a plenty

And also my mailbox, because it remains empty.

An empty box is never fine

I like something meaty to fill mine

You're packing some meat I'm sure

Knock knock Bee, I'm at your door

Peach x

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Poetry you say?

Nope, I'm at a total loss.

I'll try again soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poetry you say?

Nope, I'm at a total loss.

I'll try again soon."

Bravo

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Yep, it was yesterday,

it's late but can we come up with some fab poems to make up for the fact we missed it.

1 verse or 4 lines

A quirky text maybe a rhyme

Of something sexy or a shot out

A nod to a Fabster or what your about.

Oh I love poetry I’m excited

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By *orny Couple100Couple
over a year ago

Purgatory

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

My pussys wet,

And waiting for you! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here for the forums, I said

But can a girl change her mind

Such hunks in trunks

I never dreamed I would find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a Bear from the Pole

Who is quite casual with his search for ...Hole

He lurks and he teases

And generally pleases

Message him if meeting him is your goal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a Bear from the Pole

Who is quite casual with his search for ...Hole

He lurks and he teases

And generally pleases

Message him if meeting him is your goal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't my work but is one of my favourite. It's one of the war poems, called The German Guns:

Boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom boom,

Boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom.

By Pvt. Baldrick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit hot pics if you dare

Take some eye bleach if you’re there

Spare table legs and sprayed jizz

Wonder what the cleaning bill is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friday and off to work,

With this I raise a smirk,

I'll pass much of the brunt,

To some unsuspecting cunt.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Another busy day ahead

I wish that I could stay in bed

Or maybe watch a film instead

But no, I have to work.

Writing code all day long

My only respite is this song

But I fear it won't be long

Until I have to work.

A cup of coffee going cold

And honestly, it's getting old.

I long to break out from this mould

Why do I have to work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm shit at poems

Time for coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Poems are hard,

Wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violets are blue

Roses are red

I'll drop to my knees

And give you good head xx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's no surprise

I'm having a poo

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I am without sin

So confess all your misdeeds

I may forgive you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lower your foof onto my face

Don’t move away just leave it in place

All of that wetness over my lips

My tongue teasing as you move your hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

It's no surprise

I'm having a poo "

Haha!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Lower your foof onto my face

Don’t move away just leave it in place

All of that wetness over my lips

My tongue teasing as you move your hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a lady called Lexie

Who wished she could be more sexy

She can’t do the splits

Or suck her own tits

Not like her good old friend Betsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old dear on FAB,

Whose incessant itching was possibly the crab,

She picked up some pills and shaved off her hair,

And ever since then her inbox has been incredibly bare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab for the ladies is such good fun

An inbox full, you think you've won!

Then read a few and start to frown

These guys wanting foof is getting me down

I want a man who will be everything

Makes me ache with lust and makes my heart sing

So inbox deleted, I'll start again

Wait for the one with a whip and a cane

Then one day he's messaged, the one who I saw

On a thread about music, he's not a bore

We've met and done all the things that we said

Restraints and paddles, being tied to the bed

I'm sat at home thinking of meeting again

My ass is less red, I need some more pain.

My search is over, I found the one

My friend, my lover, my gorgeous Dom

(Disclaimer - not biographical

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Things are not right

I'm on poo number two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Things are not right

I'm on poo number two "

Nutter

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

There was a young gent from Kent. His willy decidedly bent. To avoid any trouble he put it in double and instead of cumming he went.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There was a young gent from Kent. His willy decidedly bent. To avoid any trouble he put it in double and instead of cumming he went."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In need of tonic,

I searched for frolic,

It seems my lack of gin

Is deemed a sin,

All I find ,

Is platonic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Nothing rhymes with orange

Shut up bitch, doorhinge

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I like my kisses to go deep

And fuck into a sweaty heap

Of laughter, limbs all slick, entwined

So pleased to blow each other's minds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red ,

Nuts are round ,

Skirts r up,

Panties r down,

Belly to belly ,

Skin to skin ,

When it's stiff,

Stick it in.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

The saddest smallest poem in the world

Alone in the loft

Sits little Croft

He’s very soft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roses are red ,

Nuts are round ,

Skirts r up,

Panties r down,

Belly to belly ,

Skin to skin ,

When it's stiff,

Stick it in.

Thanks for all these guys. Good contribution and great to read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to fab

Where anything goes

From good time guys

To down right hoes

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