FabSwingers.com forum: most embarrassing stories

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I shall start!

I was approx 14-15yrs old and in my bedroom under my plethra of pillows hidden in a sports bag i had a stash of knives, zippos, tabacco tins, rizla(kingsize), gas for my lighters, you name it i had it! But my most prized possesion was a porn mag, id stolen it of my stepdad cause id found it under my parents matteress on his side, asain ladies it was full of. Fucking jackpot! I was heaven for weeks after that i bloody destroyed that thing, every page was stuck together and id left myself with just the adds in the back at this point, this thing must of been 7times the weight of a normal magazine because of all the jizz in it, could of repopulated the earth with it if youd of rung it out, anyway i was down the park one friday with all my mates and while i was out my parents had only gone a bought me a new matteress! Changed it for my old one while i was out! Ffs i walked in and they were both sat in the living room and my mum says without looking at me" we found ya knives", and my step dads says, " no more of that filth" , it wasnt untill id gone upstairs embarrassed to hell that i remembered it was his mag that id stolen, the cheeky bastard! Lol and then it dawned on me just how full of jizz it was! I avoided them both for about a fortnight.