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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double dark rum and please. It's been one of those days. And whatever you're having yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double dark rum and please. It's been one of those days. And whatever you're having yourself. "

Why thank you, here’s yours and I’ll just have a Diet Coke thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want "

Yes please Carlsburg please (extra cold) x ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lime & soda please...I'm driving

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Sailor jerries and Pepsi max

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Oh and a large helping of boob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses Neck please, with ice...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want

Yes please Carlsburg please (extra cold) x ta "

Pint? Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lime & soda please...I'm driving "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sailor jerries and Pepsi max "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, just want to flirt with the bar lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Horses Neck please, with ice... "

May have to look this one up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing, just want to flirt with the bar lady "

Oh hey you, flirt away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Pina colada with a mini umbrella please, I'm feeling fruity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cider if you haven't drank them all yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God yes. Large sweet rose please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Pina colada with a mini umbrella please, I'm feeling fruity"

Coming right up, I’m feeling rather fruity as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A white wine please x "

A large one for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cider if you haven't drank them all yet "

Oi oi cheeky, here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God yes. Large sweet rose please x"

Large one coming right up, please ensure you’re wearing sensible shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God yes. Large sweet rose please x

Large one coming right up, please ensure you’re wearing sensible shoes "

no plant pots in this bar of yours I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cider if you haven't drank them all yet

Oi oi cheeky, here you go "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy B; let's just open a nice bottle of red and cozy up on the sofa having a giggle (and maybe a cheeky booby squeeze)

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

Pint of Guinness please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sexy B; let's just open a nice bottle of red and cozy up on the sofa having a giggle (and maybe a cheeky booby squeeze) "

You’re on, I’ll bring a couple of bottles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of Guinness please "

Here’s yours

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

A Thatchers for me, it is a school night!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"Pint of Guinness please

Here’s yours "

Thank you bar keep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy B; let's just open a nice bottle of red and cozy up on the sofa having a giggle (and maybe a cheeky booby squeeze)

You’re on, I’ll bring a couple of bottles "

Deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Thatchers for me, it is a school night! "

Hehe, I do enjoy a cider or many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double Jim beam please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double Jim beam please."

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malibu and please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Malibu and please and thank you "

Sorry it’s a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double Jim beam please.

Coming right up "

thank you! And get one for yourself....

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Am aff it. Cuppa tea & a sponge finger please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double Jim beam please.

Coming right up thank you! And get one for yourself.... "

Ahh thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am aff it. Cuppa tea & a sponge finger please. "

Here’s a teapot, make it to your liking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Russian please op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black Russian please op"

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Malibu and please and thank you

Sorry it’s a double "

Haha be rude not to! Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God yes. Large sweet rose please x

Large one coming right up, please ensure you’re wearing sensible shoes "

I'm lying down, so perfectly safe this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A white wine please x

A large one for you "

I like a large one x

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Am aff it. Cuppa tea & a sponge finger please.

Here’s a teapot, make it to your liking "

Teapot?!!!

There’s posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am aff it. Cuppa tea & a sponge finger please.

Here’s a teapot, make it to your liking

Teapot?!!!

There’s posh "

Aye I’m a posh kinda lass!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double Chase Vodka from the freezer with a slice of lime please.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you "

Your having a small 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you "

Here’s a generous measure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating "

Here’s the bottle, save me some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double Chase Vodka from the freezer with a slice of lime please."

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ice cold glass of NZ sauvignon to go with my supper..instead of the cup of tea im stuck with!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some "

Last 1 standing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ice cold glass of NZ sauvignon to go with my supper..instead of the cup of tea im stuck with!"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing "

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O go on then I'll have a gin lime and lemonade thanks

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Gin & tonic for me xx

San mig or peroni for him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"O go on then I'll have a gin lime and lemonade thanks "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin & tonic for me xx

San mig or peroni for him"

Here you go.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! "

You may get pished but you don't go down...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am!

You may get pished but you don't go down..."

Ohhh that sounds so wrong

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can I have a Limonata please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am!

You may get pished but you don't go down...

Ohhh that sounds so wrong "

Yeah it kinda does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine, Malbec tonight please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a Limonata please? "

Of course honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Red wine, Malbec tonight please"

On the red again? Here’s a large glass

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you

Your having a small 1 "

We still talking vodka?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am!

You may get pished but you don't go down...

Ohhh that sounds so wrong

Yeah it kinda does! "

Well it is my birthday it could be my treat

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you

Here’s a generous measure "

Bloody peer pressure!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you

Your having a small 1

We still talking vodka? "

What's vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am!

You may get pished but you don't go down...

Ohhh that sounds so wrong

Yeah it kinda does!

Well it is my birthday it could be my treat "

Haha just drink your drink!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you

Here’s a generous measure

Bloody peer pressure! "

I’m a bad influence

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Nice cold pint of lager please

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am!

You may get pished but you don't go down...

Ohhh that sounds so wrong

Yeah it kinda does!

Well it is my birthday it could be my treat

Haha just drink your drink! "

Owwwwkkkky

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Bacardi and to chill myself into the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice cold pint of lager please "

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am!

You may get pished but you don't go down...

Ohhh that sounds so wrong

Yeah it kinda does!

Well it is my birthday it could be my treat

Haha just drink your drink!

Owwwwkkkky "

That sounds like me Saturday when I was ordered to drink water! Happy birthday though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacardi and to chill myself into the night "

Aye coming up

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By *orny Couple100Couple
over a year ago

Purgatory

Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you

Your having a small 1

We still talking vodka?

What's vodka "

Ha'kuna ma'vodka! It means no memories for the rest of your night...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am!

You may get pished but you don't go down...

Ohhh that sounds so wrong

Yeah it kinda does!

Well it is my birthday it could be my treat

Haha just drink your drink!

Owwwwkkkky

That sounds like me Saturday when I was ordered to drink water! Happy birthday though "

The kill joys. I'd have sneaked ya a vodka if I'd have been there. Thanks sweet it's gone 2am here and I've had a blast x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you

Your having a small 1

We still talking vodka?

What's vodka

Ha'kuna ma'vodka! It means no memories for the rest of your night...

"

I'm gonna remember that

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Nice cold pint of lager please

Here you go "

Thank you, need a hand at all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work "

When everyone has supped up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am!

You may get pished but you don't go down...

Ohhh that sounds so wrong

Yeah it kinda does!

Well it is my birthday it could be my treat

Haha just drink your drink!

Owwwwkkkky

That sounds like me Saturday when I was ordered to drink water! Happy birthday though

The kill joys. I'd have sneaked ya a vodka if I'd have been there. Thanks sweet it's gone 2am here and I've had a blast x"

Next one then Bladey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice cold pint of lager please

Here you go

Thank you, need a hand at all? "

I’ve got it covered thanks

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating

Here’s the bottle, save me some

Last 1 standing

It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am!

You may get pished but you don't go down...

Ohhh that sounds so wrong

Yeah it kinda does!

Well it is my birthday it could be my treat

Haha just drink your drink!

Owwwwkkkky

That sounds like me Saturday when I was ordered to drink water! Happy birthday though

The kill joys. I'd have sneaked ya a vodka if I'd have been there. Thanks sweet it's gone 2am here and I've had a blast x

Next one then Bladey "

You bet your sweet little ass

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By *orny Couple100Couple
over a year ago

Purgatory


"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work

When everyone has supped up "

We will walk you home if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New to this bar ..I'll start of with a Malibu and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New to this bar ..I'll start of with a Malibu and lemonade please "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work

When everyone has supped up

We will walk you home if you want "

I’m drinking with the delightful boobilicious HH

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Caffreys for me please and a peach schnapps for Mrs2.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Large morgan spice and lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caffreys for me please and a peach schnapps for Mrs2. "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New to this bar ..I'll start of with a Malibu and lemonade please

Coming right up "

Thank you hunni

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large morgan spice and lemonade please "

Here you go, sorry it’s a bit strong

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

Would you be so kind as to pull me a nice pint of real ale please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you be so kind as to pull me a nice pint of real ale please..."

Of course

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By *orny Couple100Couple
over a year ago

Purgatory


"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work

When everyone has supped up

We will walk you home if you want

I’m drinking with the delightful boobilicious HH "

Cheers, to your health and enjoy your drinks, it's been a pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work

When everyone has supped up

We will walk you home if you want

I’m drinking with the delightful boobilicious HH

Cheers, to your health and enjoy your drinks, it's been a pleasure."

Come back soon

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By *orny Couple100Couple
over a year ago

Purgatory


"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work

When everyone has supped up

We will walk you home if you want

I’m drinking with the delightful boobilicious HH

Cheers, to your health and enjoy your drinks, it's been a pleasure.

Come back soon "

Promise we will!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have another Malibu please

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England


"Would you be so kind as to pull me a nice pint of real ale please...

Of course "

Thank you lovely lady, after the day I've had, it hardly touched the sides of the glass. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want "

I'll take a G and T please, and a screaming orgasm for the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a top up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill a red wine please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have another Malibu please "

Of course, have a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want

I'll take a G and T please, and a screaming orgasm for the ladies."

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a top up please "

of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ill a red wine please "

Here’s a large glass of red, did I miss your order earlier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want "
well considering you're asking.. il have a double courvoisier and Diet Coke please. And in return what ever you're having.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a top up please "

I'd watch that sin-derella, don't give her too much, she'll end up face first in a bush again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want well considering you're asking.. il have a double courvoisier and Diet Coke please. And in return what ever you're having. "

Coming right up and thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need a top up please

I'd watch that sin-derella, don't give her too much, she'll end up face first in a bush again "

It’s okay we all fail gracefully occasionally, she’s wearing sensible footwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a top up please

I'd watch that sin-derella, don't give her too much, she'll end up face first in a bush again

It’s okay we all fail gracefully occasionally, she’s wearing sensible footwear "

I'm very much lying down, so I'm ready for all the top ups this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double innuendo please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a top up please

I'd watch that sin-derella, don't give her too much, she'll end up face first in a bush again "

She's probably alright, I haven't seen too many bushes in this place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack with a dash of please.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Mmmmm......that went down to easily. Think i need another one

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want "
you

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Hmm baileys and brandy now please. Right whose tipsy and feeling frisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a large glass of cava

But Ive got bedtime tea as Ive got a long day tomorrow

But tomorrow night I'll have a bottle of cava please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Grey Goose and Passion Punch Relentless please,no ice.50/50 mix if you'd be so kind

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Id love a large glass of cava

But Ive got bedtime tea as Ive got a long day tomorrow

But tomorrow night I'll have a bottle of cava please "

a pic of you holding that cava between your legs please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two double vodkas in a pint glass with a can of red Bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency Diet Coke please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want a shot glass of cum? Or would you prefer a pint?

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By *an789Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

Of lke a sling pls... Preferably a girl in one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id love a large glass of cava

But Ive got bedtime tea as Ive got a long day tomorrow

But tomorrow night I'll have a bottle of cava please a pic of you holding that cava between your legs please "

Haha - I was thinking of new picture ideas ....

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By *xhibcupCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

A large Bombay sapphire with an elderflower fever tree tonic and ice ice .............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a hot toddy please? I'm dying with a cough and cold

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Is the bar still open and is it too early for alcohol?

I’ll have a slippery nipple please, it’s my new favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's abit early for me so I'll just have a latte for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slow, comfortable screw please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the bar still open and is it too early for alcohol?

I’ll have a slippery nipple please, it’s my new favourite "

or how about sex on the beach or pornstar martini, think that'll go down nicely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want well considering you're asking.. il have a double courvoisier and Diet Coke please. And in return what ever you're having.

Coming right up and thanks "

no problem, and enjoy.. plenty more of those, what with it being a Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ilk have a straight up vodka this evening thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's Friday crack open the Sheraz a splendid way to send the evening and I have the weekend off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ilk have a straight up vodka this evening thanks "
straight up neat vodka a.. geez ul be on your hands and knees before you know it

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