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"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want " Yes please Carlsburg please (extra cold) x ta | |||
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"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want Yes please Carlsburg please (extra cold) x ta " Pint? Here you go | |||
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"Horses Neck please, with ice... " May have to look this one up | |||
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"Nothing, just want to flirt with the bar lady " Oh hey you, flirt away | |||
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"A Pina colada with a mini umbrella please, I'm feeling fruity" Coming right up, I’m feeling rather fruity as well | |||
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"cider if you haven't drank them all yet " Oi oi cheeky, here you go | |||
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"God yes. Large sweet rose please x" Large one coming right up, please ensure you’re wearing sensible shoes | |||
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"God yes. Large sweet rose please x Large one coming right up, please ensure you’re wearing sensible shoes " no plant pots in this bar of yours I hope | |||
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"cider if you haven't drank them all yet Oi oi cheeky, here you go " | |||
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"Sexy B; let's just open a nice bottle of red and cozy up on the sofa having a giggle (and maybe a cheeky booby squeeze) " You’re on, I’ll bring a couple of bottles | |||
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"Pint of Guinness please Here’s yours " Thank you bar keep x | |||
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"Sexy B; let's just open a nice bottle of red and cozy up on the sofa having a giggle (and maybe a cheeky booby squeeze) You’re on, I’ll bring a couple of bottles " Deal. | |||
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"A Thatchers for me, it is a school night! " Hehe, I do enjoy a cider or many | |||
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"Malibu and please and thank you " Sorry it’s a double | |||
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"Double Jim beam please. Coming right up " thank you! And get one for yourself.... | |||
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"Double Jim beam please. Coming right up thank you! And get one for yourself.... " Ahh thanks | |||
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"Am aff it. Cuppa tea & a sponge finger please. " Here’s a teapot, make it to your liking | |||
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"Malibu and please and thank you Sorry it’s a double " Haha be rude not to! Cheers! | |||
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"God yes. Large sweet rose please x Large one coming right up, please ensure you’re wearing sensible shoes " I'm lying down, so perfectly safe this time. | |||
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"A white wine please x A large one for you " I like a large one x | |||
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"Am aff it. Cuppa tea & a sponge finger please. Here’s a teapot, make it to your liking " Teapot?!!! There’s posh | |||
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"Am aff it. Cuppa tea & a sponge finger please. Here’s a teapot, make it to your liking Teapot?!!! There’s posh " Aye I’m a posh kinda lass! | |||
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"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you " Your having a small 1 | |||
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"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you " Here’s a generous measure | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating " Here’s the bottle, save me some | |||
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"Double Chase Vodka from the freezer with a slice of lime please." Here you go | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some " Last 1 standing | |||
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"ice cold glass of NZ sauvignon to go with my supper..instead of the cup of tea im stuck with!" Of course | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing " It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! | |||
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"O go on then I'll have a gin lime and lemonade thanks " Coming right up | |||
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"Gin & tonic for me xx San mig or peroni for him" Here you go. | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! " You may get pished but you don't go down... | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! You may get pished but you don't go down..." Ohhh that sounds so wrong | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! You may get pished but you don't go down... Ohhh that sounds so wrong " Yeah it kinda does! | |||
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"Red wine, Malbec tonight please" On the red again? Here’s a large glass | |||
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"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you Your having a small 1 " We still talking vodka? | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! You may get pished but you don't go down... Ohhh that sounds so wrong Yeah it kinda does! " Well it is my birthday it could be my treat | |||
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"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you Here’s a generous measure " Bloody peer pressure! | |||
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"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you Your having a small 1 We still talking vodka? " What's vodka | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! You may get pished but you don't go down... Ohhh that sounds so wrong Yeah it kinda does! Well it is my birthday it could be my treat " Haha just drink your drink! | |||
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"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you Here’s a generous measure Bloody peer pressure! " I’m a bad influence | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! You may get pished but you don't go down... Ohhh that sounds so wrong Yeah it kinda does! Well it is my birthday it could be my treat Haha just drink your drink! " Owwwwkkkky | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! You may get pished but you don't go down... Ohhh that sounds so wrong Yeah it kinda does! Well it is my birthday it could be my treat Haha just drink your drink! Owwwwkkkky " That sounds like me Saturday when I was ordered to drink water! Happy birthday though | |||
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"Bacardi and to chill myself into the night " Aye coming up | |||
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"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you Your having a small 1 We still talking vodka? What's vodka " Ha'kuna ma'vodka! It means no memories for the rest of your night... | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! You may get pished but you don't go down... Ohhh that sounds so wrong Yeah it kinda does! Well it is my birthday it could be my treat Haha just drink your drink! Owwwwkkkky That sounds like me Saturday when I was ordered to drink water! Happy birthday though " The kill joys. I'd have sneaked ya a vodka if I'd have been there. Thanks sweet it's gone 2am here and I've had a blast x | |||
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"I'll have a vodka. Just a small one please. No ice. No lemon. Thank you Your having a small 1 We still talking vodka? What's vodka Ha'kuna ma'vodka! It means no memories for the rest of your night... " I'm gonna remember that | |||
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"Nice cold pint of lager please Here you go " Thank you, need a hand at all? | |||
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"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work " When everyone has supped up | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! You may get pished but you don't go down... Ohhh that sounds so wrong Yeah it kinda does! Well it is my birthday it could be my treat Haha just drink your drink! Owwwwkkkky That sounds like me Saturday when I was ordered to drink water! Happy birthday though The kill joys. I'd have sneaked ya a vodka if I'd have been there. Thanks sweet it's gone 2am here and I've had a blast x" Next one then Bladey | |||
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"Nice cold pint of lager please Here you go Thank you, need a hand at all? " I’ve got it covered thanks | |||
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"I'm already half cut but fuck it pass the jack I'm collaborating Here’s the bottle, save me some Last 1 standing It’ll not be me, think everyone has already established how much of a lightweight I am! You may get pished but you don't go down... Ohhh that sounds so wrong Yeah it kinda does! Well it is my birthday it could be my treat Haha just drink your drink! Owwwwkkkky That sounds like me Saturday when I was ordered to drink water! Happy birthday though The kill joys. I'd have sneaked ya a vodka if I'd have been there. Thanks sweet it's gone 2am here and I've had a blast x Next one then Bladey " You bet your sweet little ass | |||
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"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work When everyone has supped up " We will walk you home if you want | |||
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"New to this bar ..I'll start of with a Malibu and lemonade please " Coming right up | |||
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"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work When everyone has supped up We will walk you home if you want " I’m drinking with the delightful boobilicious HH | |||
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"Caffreys for me please and a peach schnapps for Mrs2. " Coming right up | |||
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"New to this bar ..I'll start of with a Malibu and lemonade please Coming right up " Thank you hunni | |||
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"Large morgan spice and lemonade please " Here you go, sorry it’s a bit strong | |||
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"Would you be so kind as to pull me a nice pint of real ale please..." Of course | |||
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"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work When everyone has supped up We will walk you home if you want I’m drinking with the delightful boobilicious HH " Cheers, to your health and enjoy your drinks, it's been a pleasure. | |||
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"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work When everyone has supped up We will walk you home if you want I’m drinking with the delightful boobilicious HH Cheers, to your health and enjoy your drinks, it's been a pleasure." Come back soon | |||
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"Hi, cheesy I know but what time do you get off work When everyone has supped up We will walk you home if you want I’m drinking with the delightful boobilicious HH Cheers, to your health and enjoy your drinks, it's been a pleasure. Come back soon " Promise we will!! | |||
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"Would you be so kind as to pull me a nice pint of real ale please... Of course " Thank you lovely lady, after the day I've had, it hardly touched the sides of the glass. X | |||
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"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want " I'll take a G and T please, and a screaming orgasm for the ladies. | |||
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"Can I have another Malibu please " Of course, have a double | |||
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"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want I'll take a G and T please, and a screaming orgasm for the ladies." Coming up | |||
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"Ill a red wine please " Here’s a large glass of red, did I miss your order earlier? | |||
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"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want " well considering you're asking.. il have a double courvoisier and Diet Coke please. And in return what ever you're having. | |||
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"I need a top up please " I'd watch that sin-derella, don't give her too much, she'll end up face first in a bush again | |||
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"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want well considering you're asking.. il have a double courvoisier and Diet Coke please. And in return what ever you're having. " Coming right up and thanks | |||
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"I need a top up please I'd watch that sin-derella, don't give her too much, she'll end up face first in a bush again " It’s okay we all fail gracefully occasionally, she’s wearing sensible footwear | |||
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"I need a top up please I'd watch that sin-derella, don't give her too much, she'll end up face first in a bush again It’s okay we all fail gracefully occasionally, she’s wearing sensible footwear " I'm very much lying down, so I'm ready for all the top ups this time | |||
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"I need a top up please I'd watch that sin-derella, don't give her too much, she'll end up face first in a bush again " She's probably alright, I haven't seen too many bushes in this place | |||
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"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want " you | |||
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"Id love a large glass of cava But Ive got bedtime tea as Ive got a long day tomorrow But tomorrow night I'll have a bottle of cava please " a pic of you holding that cava between your legs please | |||
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"Id love a large glass of cava But Ive got bedtime tea as Ive got a long day tomorrow But tomorrow night I'll have a bottle of cava please a pic of you holding that cava between your legs please " Haha - I was thinking of new picture ideas .... | |||
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"Is the bar still open and is it too early for alcohol? I’ll have a slippery nipple please, it’s my new favourite " or how about sex on the beach or pornstar martini, think that'll go down nicely lol | |||
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"It’s only Thursday but who fancies a drink, bars open, what’s everyone want well considering you're asking.. il have a double courvoisier and Diet Coke please. And in return what ever you're having. Coming right up and thanks " no problem, and enjoy.. plenty more of those, what with it being a Friday | |||
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"Ilk have a straight up vodka this evening thanks " straight up neat vodka a.. geez ul be on your hands and knees before you know it | |||
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