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"Il start.. 1, my dick is the size of 2 argos pens. 2, I am banned from argos stores. " 1. Im a guy really 2. I have a cock the size of two Screwfix pens | |||
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"Il start.. 1, my dick is the size of 2 argos pens. 2, I am banned from argos stores. 1. Im a guy really 2. I have a cock the size of two Screwfix pens " Are you banned from screwfix ? | |||
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"Il start.. 1, my dick is the size of 2 argos pens. 2, I am banned from argos stores. 1. Im a guy really 2. I have a cock the size of two Screwfix pens Are you banned from screwfix ? " Not yet only kfc | |||
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"I,'ll continue 1) I have grey hairs on my...pussy... 2) I,m a lunatic XXX" 1) I like to inspect pussies for grey hairs 2) I like lunatics | |||
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"I've 9 letters after my name due to university study (and will have doctor as my prefix in coming years) I've been at sea on a tall ship on a force 10 storm and had to put the sails away- character building I tell ya " I was once on a plane that flew to close to a tropical storm,we got bounced about the sky like a ping pong ball,most of the passingers were crying,i was a bit tipsey | |||
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"I've 9 letters after my name due to university study (and will have doctor as my prefix in coming years) I've been at sea on a tall ship on a force 10 storm and had to put the sails away- character building I tell ya I was once on a plane that flew to close to a tropical storm,we got bounced about the sky like a ping pong ball,most of the passingers were crying,i was a bit tipsey " I wish I'd been tipsy, it traumatised me for a long time | |||
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"I used to be a deck hand on a submarine. I didn't know a submarine was a boat. " Hence U-boat | |||
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"1. I have an oral fixation. 2. I need help with my addiction. " Giving or receiving? | |||
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"1. I have an oral fixation. 2. I need help with my addiction. Giving or receiving?" Both | |||
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"1. I have an oral fixation. 2. I need help with my addiction. " I have one too giving way more than receiving though | |||
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"1. I have an oral fixation. 2. I need help with my addiction. Giving or receiving? Both " I think I might could help you both with that | |||
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"Il start.. 1, my dick is the size of 2 argos pens. 2, I am banned from argos stores. " Do not go to collection point A | |||
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"1) I played ice hockey as a teenager 2) I have a massive collection of ridiculously huge dildoes for my Doc Johnson harness " Tidy | |||
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"1.iv been shot in the back 2. Iv been 1000 miles from any land mass and looked up at the milky way " Beutifull, well fact 2 anyway haha | |||
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"1 - I completed the Three Peaks Challenge the same day as receiving radiotherapy treatment 2 - I’ve featured on a Football Manager game but refused permission for this years version. " Wow, very impressive! | |||
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"I've fast roped from a moving helicopter onto a ship and I have been stabbed. " Wow i bet your husbands quite tough then | |||
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"I've survived being shit ..... I was on the weakest link " Ffs shot not shit lol | |||
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"I've 9 letters after my name due to university study (and will have doctor as my prefix in coming years) I've been at sea on a tall ship on a force 10 storm and had to put the sails away- character building I tell ya I was once on a plane that flew to close to a tropical storm,we got bounced about the sky like a ping pong ball,most of the passingers were crying,i was a bit tipsey " . It's only when the pilot starts crying you have to worry | |||
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"1. I’m in love with Rick Astley. 2. I can still do the splits. " 1. could be a winner, cos he's no stranger to love..... | |||
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"1. I’m in love with Rick Astley. 2. I can still do the splits. 1. could be a winner, cos he's no stranger to love....." He knows the rules and so do I ... | |||
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"I broke my back in 2 places and disnt even know " How didn't you know? | |||
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" I have a great imagination I'm good with my hands ! " I have good imagination Im good with my hands.....full of rope Fuzz | |||
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"1. I have an oral fixation. 2. I need help with my addiction. " 1. I have an oral fixation 2. I don't need help with my addiction | |||
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"1. I have a brain tumour 2. My daily commute to work used to be over 4hrs a day , 2 hrs each way into London to The Cromwell Hospital where I worked for many years" That's quite sad, all that time being payed to go to hospital, but now willing to pay to not go. | |||
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"I broke my back in 2 places and disnt even know How didn't you know? " Easily done, also broke my back and didn't find out for about 4 years... Rabbit x | |||
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"I broke my back in 2 places and disnt even know How didn't you know? Easily done, also broke my back and didn't find out for about 4 years... Rabbit x " When I broke my neck I couldn't stand ... probably should have broken my back lol! X | |||
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"my hairs long i like wearing it in a plait, but im a dead straight guy , just like to be different" Fuzz | |||
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"my hairs long i like wearing it in a plait, but im a dead straight guy , just like to be different" I miss my long hair, I shaved almost 2foot off last year | |||
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" I have a great imagination I'm good with my hands ! I have good imagination Im good with my hands.....full of rope Fuzz" And hopefully 1 day I get to experience you ur hands and ropes ! | |||
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"I broke my back in 2 places and disnt even know How didn't you know? Easily done, also broke my back and didn't find out for about 4 years... Rabbit x " Nearly 18yrs to find out I'd fractured 4 vertebrae & a hairline fracture to my pelvis, was discovered during my 3rd pregnancy! | |||
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"I may be the stig..... ....and also batman" I'm Spartacus. | |||
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