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"Can you still buy Smash ?" Yes! It makes a good breadcrumb replacement if you season it | |||
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"Can you still buy Smash ?" Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar... | |||
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"Can you still buy Smash ? Yes! It makes a good breadcrumb replacement if you season it" Really ? Who know ! | |||
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"Can you still buy Smash ? Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar..." I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into.. Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!" Tripe and onions with, errr, Smash!! Proper old school | |||
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"Can you still buy Smash ? Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar... I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into.. Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X " That was probably tapioca with strawberry jam mixed in it... Why tapioca? Gloopy frogspawn more like.. Everyone hated it.. | |||
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"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?" No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff. | |||
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"Can you still buy Smash ? Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar... I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into.. Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X That was probably tapioca with strawberry jam mixed in it... Why tapioca? Gloopy frogspawn more like.. Everyone hated it.. " Oh I loved tapioca. It was semolina we had with strawberry jam x | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!" No we don’t | |||
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"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard? No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff." No chocolate custard for us. But chocolate rock cake with peppermint custard was a favourite pudding x | |||
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"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard? No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff." Mint custard? Did you go to a private school? Our school couldn't afford luxuries like that.. just normal custard for us and I think even that was just watered down smash with yellow powder paint added.. | |||
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"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard? No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff. Mint custard? Did you go to a private school? Our school couldn't afford luxuries like that.. just normal custard for us and I think even that was just watered down smash with yellow powder paint added.. " Private school? You're kidding right? I'm from Stoke on trent. Not sure you can get more working class than that! I think we're still poor in this city from when Thatcher sold off all the Pits!!! Angie we had that at ours too. Chocolate concrete! | |||
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"Can you still buy Smash ? Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar... I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into.. Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X That was probably tapioca with strawberry jam mixed in it... Why tapioca? Gloopy frogspawn more like.. Everyone hated it.. Oh I loved tapioca. It was semolina we had with strawberry jam x " they used to give us stewed apple with cornflakes on top it was bloody awful I got the strap for refusing to eat it | |||
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"Can you still buy Smash ? Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar... I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into.. Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X That was probably tapioca with strawberry jam mixed in it... Why tapioca? Gloopy frogspawn more like.. Everyone hated it.. Oh I loved tapioca. It was semolina we had with strawberry jam x they used to give us stewed apple with cornflakes on top it was bloody awful I got the strap for refusing to eat it" Some people pay to get the strap these days. Think yourself lucky x | |||
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"Well if this a random bollocks thread then I'll say last night I reached season 4 of the walking dead . Can anyone beat the mundaneness of that ??" Good luck with the next 2 seasons!! It doesn't get any more exciting. The general rule with The Walking Dead is watch the first and last two episodes of each season only. Everything in between really isn't worth watching. | |||
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"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard? No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff. Mint custard? Did you go to a private school? Our school couldn't afford luxuries like that.. just normal custard for us and I think even that was just watered down smash with yellow powder paint added.. Private school? You're kidding right? I'm from Stoke on trent. Not sure you can get more working class than that! I think we're still poor in this city from when Thatcher sold off all the Pits!!! Angie we had that at ours too. Chocolate concrete!" Luxury.. we didn't even have any pits to sell off.. just some already closed docks.. We were so poor, all we could afford was an old slag heap from the burnt coal dug from the pits up north.. but it was our slag heap and we fondly called it bekton alps.. Still don't change the fact that I feel hard done by as I never have had minty custard.. | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff!" Masterbate threads are more fun | |||
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"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard? No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff. Mint custard? Did you go to a private school? Our school couldn't afford luxuries like that.. just normal custard for us and I think even that was just watered down smash with yellow powder paint added.. Private school? You're kidding right? I'm from Stoke on trent. Not sure you can get more working class than that! I think we're still poor in this city from when Thatcher sold off all the Pits!!! Angie we had that at ours too. Chocolate concrete!" Yes we were a mining town as well, and all of us lived in coal board houses. Yet we had mint custard x | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun " But also sticky | |||
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"Well if this a random bollocks thread then I'll say last night I reached season 4 of the walking dead . Can anyone beat the mundaneness of that ?? Good luck with the next 2 seasons!! It doesn't get any more exciting. The general rule with The Walking Dead is watch the first and last two episodes of each season only. Everything in between really isn't worth watching. " I'm loving every episode it's just intense and with the exception of Lost , the best series ever | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun But also sticky " So when you have a mass debate, does that make those involved mass debaters? Probably explains why parliament are a bunch of wankers.. | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun But also sticky " Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday | |||
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"Can you still buy Smash ? Only on Mars. Ar, ar, ar, ar... I despise smash, it reminds me of school dinners and the slops bowl that all the leftovers got scraped into.. Just the thought of that pink mashy yuk makes me feel Ill Yes, why was there always pink custard in it even when it wasn't on the menu. X That was probably tapioca with strawberry jam mixed in it... Why tapioca? Gloopy frogspawn more like.. Everyone hated it.. Oh I loved tapioca. It was semolina we had with strawberry jam x they used to give us stewed apple with cornflakes on top it was bloody awful I got the strap for refusing to eat it Some people pay to get the strap these days. Think yourself lucky x " I'd prefer it now than when i was 7! I also got the strap for squinting a teacher with s joke flower they were right miserable bastards at that school! | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun But also sticky Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday " Aliens! | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun But also sticky So when you have a mass debate, does that make those involved mass debaters? Probably explains why parliament are a bunch of wankers.. " | |||
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"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard? No pink custard? Oh we had pink custard, mint custard, chocolate custard and ordinary yellow stuff. Mint custard? Did you go to a private school? Our school couldn't afford luxuries like that.. just normal custard for us and I think even that was just watered down smash with yellow powder paint added.. Private school? You're kidding right? I'm from Stoke on trent. Not sure you can get more working class than that! I think we're still poor in this city from when Thatcher sold off all the Pits!!! Angie we had that at ours too. Chocolate concrete! Luxury.. we didn't even have any pits to sell off.. just some already closed docks.. We were so poor, all we could afford was an old slag heap from the burnt coal dug from the pits up north.. but it was our slag heap and we fondly called it bekton alps.. Still don't change the fact that I feel hard done by as I never have had minty custard.. " Aww you poor soul. I shall make you some minty custard x | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun But also sticky Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday Aliens!" No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard... | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun But also sticky Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday Aliens! No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard... " Hmm it definitely didn’t smell minty | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun But also sticky Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday Aliens! No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard... Hmm it definitely didn’t smell minty " Give it a lick.. you know you want to.. | |||
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"Can you still buy Smash ? Yes! It makes a good breadcrumb replacement if you season it" And thickens gravy when your desperate. | |||
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"I like heavy and deep, where are those threads? " Checkout any threads by seeside can't go wrong | |||
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"I like heavy and deep, where are those threads? " Sex or posts? | |||
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"I like heavy and deep, where are those threads? Sex or posts?" Well, now you come to mention it...... | |||
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"Can anyone sing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts ' in Welsh? " You could always type it into Google translate and get it to speak it back to you.. You may get your odd fetish fix that way.... | |||
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"I saw cartons of umbongo is asda the other day. Do you know that they drink it in the Congo." We went on a booze cruise to the Congo, just so we good stock up on it duty free. Fuckers didn't have it anywhere. They must love the stuff so much and sold out. | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun But also sticky Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of blutack in my kitchen yesterday Aliens! No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard... Hmm it definitely didn’t smell minty Give it a lick.. you know you want to.. " I’ll have you know I’m rather fussy about what I lick! | |||
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"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee! LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!! " Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold! LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS | |||
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"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee! LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!! Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold! LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS " You need a PA | |||
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"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee! LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!! Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold! LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS You need a PA " FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO p.s. OK if you're offering | |||
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"Can you still buy Smash ? Yes! It makes a good breadcrumb replacement if you season it Really ? Who know !" As they say. You learn something new every day | |||
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"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee! LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!! Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold! LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS You need a PA FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO p.s. OK if you're offering" With an arse like that, damn right I’m offering | |||
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"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee! LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!! Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold! LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS You need a PA FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO p.s. OK if you're offering" Tea trumps coffee. You made the right decision. | |||
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"Can anyone sing I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts ' in Welsh? You could always type it into Google translate and get it to speak it back to you.. You may get your odd fetish fix that way.... " I'm going to try this later. My grandson likes typing in swear words. | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun But also sticky Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of " BUKKAKE " in my kitchen yesterday Aliens! No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard... Hmm it definitely didn’t smell minty Give it a lick.. you know you want to.. I’ll have you know I’m rather fussy about what I lick! " ftfy | |||
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" I'm fed up of sycophantic tripe threads...we need debates not fluff! Masterbate threads are more fun But also sticky Speaking of sticky, I found a random lump of BUKKAKE in my kitchen yesterday Aliens! No, not aliens, just a stray dollop of mint custard... Hmm it definitely didn’t smell minty Give it a lick.. you know you want to.. I’ll have you know I’m rather fussy about what I lick! ftfy " Omg | |||
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"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee! LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!! Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold! LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS You need a PA FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO p.s. OK if you're offering Tea trumps coffee. You made the right decision. " Tea trumps coffee.. Are you mad? Or from Yorkshire... | |||
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"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee! LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!! Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold! LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS You need a PA FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO p.s. OK if you're offering Tea trumps coffee. You made the right decision. Tea trumps coffee.. Are you mad? Or from Yorkshire... " Tea trumps coffee every time you reprobate! | |||
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"Attraction is all based on the golden ratio. So the more average you are the more attractive you are. I'm frecken gorgeous !" What’s the maths behind this | |||
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"Attraction is all based on the golden ratio. So the more average you are the more attractive you are. I'm frecken gorgeous ! What’s the maths behind this " One large one, two from the middle and three from the top? | |||
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"Attraction is all based on the golden ratio. So the more average you are the more attractive you are. I'm frecken gorgeous ! What’s the maths behind this One large one, two from the middle and three from the top?" Hmm, I make that 638, only 1 away | |||
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"I just made a tea at work. I'd actually got up to make a coffee! LOL FFS I'M DEAD, TEARS HERE!!! Shit I fogot to drink it. It's gone cold! LOL I'M DONE! CRYING HERE FFS You need a PA FFS LOL NO WORDS. DONE. LMAO p.s. OK if you're offering Tea trumps coffee. You made the right decision. Tea trumps coffee.. Are you mad? Or from Yorkshire... Tea trumps coffee every time you reprobate!" Reprobate?.... Ok, that I admit.. but tea never trumps coffee.. weirdo.. | |||
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"Pink custard?? Did you go to school with the teletubbies? Or was my school just too cheap to give us nice custard?" We got fudge tart with chocolate sauce ... haven't touched it since I left school ... yuuuck | |||
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"Attraction is all based on the golden ratio. So the more average you are the more attractive you are. I'm frecken gorgeous !" Bloody hell so am I | |||
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