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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

do smaller poos than fat people?

If so, should they pay cheaper water rates?

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth


"do smaller poos than fat people?

If so, should they pay cheaper water rates?"

Jeez I dread to think how our loo would cope if that were the case and hubby was a healthy bmi instead of clinically underweight, god help us if he were actually fat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im slim and i shit little but sometimes 22-3 times a day which is normal for me so if i bundled it altogether then it would be bigger than most peoples i think thats why we are slim because we eject more crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once took a shit so massive most of it was above the water line, so no, slim people do not take smaller poo's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2-3 times a day, not 22

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im slim and i shit little but sometimes 22-3 "

22

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Nah they shit more cos of all the healthy, fibre rich, gut cleansing, macro biotic, organic food they eat.

Fat people are bunged up with chips and fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah they shit more cos of all the healthy, fibre rich, gut cleansing, macro biotic, organic food they eat.

Fat people are bunged up with chips and fat"

Fibre rich isn't necessarily healthy/gut cleansing, as it causes bloating and stomach gas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bunged up - I hope they don't explode

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They could install smart meters in people's loos.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Nah they shit more cos of all the healthy, fibre rich, gut cleansing, macro biotic, organic food they eat.

Fat people are bunged up with chips and fat

Fibre rich isn't necessarily healthy/gut cleansing, as it causes bloating and stomach gas."

Yeah but they also drink 45 litres of water a day to flush it all out and make their stools nice and slippy

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Bunged up - I hope they don't explode "

That's all that's in a fat person's stomach... Shit and air.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bunged up - I hope they don't explode

That's all that's in a fat person's stomach... Shit and air. "

That stuff comes out of my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bunged up - I hope they don't explode

That's all that's in a fat person's stomach... Shit and air. "

And Haribo. Don't forget the Haribo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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What did I just read?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"They could install smart meters in people's loos."

That could be named a Shart meter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

What did I just read?"

Metered or not? Higher frequency of shit would increase the water usage. Unless you flush multiple times for a huge one.

On the other hand we always need compost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a little shit!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Bunged up - I hope they don't explode

That's all that's in a fat person's stomach... Shit and air.

And Haribo. Don't forget the Haribo. "

What about Donuts? I thought fat people had a box a day?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Shit thread...

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens


"do smaller poos than fat people?

If so, should they pay cheaper water rates?"

Absolutely no idea. But hats off for the ingenious approach to getting people involved in a coprophilia thread.

Well played sir. Well played indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2-3 times a day, not 22 "

I was gonna say u shld have urself checked if it was 22-3 times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Big poos must need more processing and take up more space at the sewage plants.

A crap tax could be justified.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do smaller poos than fat people?

If so, should they pay cheaper water rates?

Absolutely no idea. But hats off for the ingenious approach to getting people involved in a coprophilia thread.

Well played sir. Well played indeed. "

I won't ask how you came to know that term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am slim and I did a poo so massive, we had gypsies park their caravans on it!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Big poos must need more processing and take up more space at the sewage plants.

A crap tax could be justified."

Big solid poos are easier to fish out of the water. It's the little rabbit pellet ones that require finer filters to pick then all out

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"do smaller poos than fat people?"

Not at Christmas time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah yes. Quality and consistency are a factor. Good point

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

And remember, sweetcorn is never digested and is sieved out from all size poos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2-3 times a day, not 22

I was gonna say u shld have urself checked if it was 22-3 times "

Yeah sorry, its these darn dildo fingers of mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I realised that ironically we have a cess pit (not connected to the mains).

Meaning I might have to have a word with the neighbours about the size of their shits in order to require it to be emptied less frequently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TMI....people!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Volume of ingested stuff - whether lettuce or Donuts - is likely to be somewhat proportional to the volume of waste that gets ejected. Obviously there are elements within it from general bodily processes too but you get the point. Super skinny but eat several subway footlongs per day - do the calculations of size out

Over weight but eat minimal food, you'll eject rabbit dung-like waste.

Companies are now processing faecal matter, to extract precious materials from it btw.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I once took a shit so massive most of it was above the water line, so no, slim people do not take smaller poo's."

Skillz

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I am slim and I did a poo so massive, we had gypsies park their caravans on it!"

Haha

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By *oresexMan
over a year ago

South West coast


"Big poos must need more processing and take up more space at the sewage plants.

A crap tax could be justified."

What about politicians they are full of shit, but would just avoid paying any new tax, as usual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good point - hadn't thought of that theory.

So some thin people might poo their food straight through and therefore poo more while fat people are keeping it all in.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I'm a slim build and crap at the same time every morning, but there have been times I've had to snap it off and start again.

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