FabSwingers.com forum: Lady Lucan found dead in her London home

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/lady-lucan-lord-lucan-mystery-dead-death-earn-lucan-a7969221.html

She escaped death at the hands of the dastardly Lord Lucan...but the grim reaper has finally called for her.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A sorry take for all involved

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Tale*

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By *arklordMan
over a year ago

rugeley

if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan "

The might find Shergar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy"

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...

No ....... it's because you're a minger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...

No ....... it's because you're a minger

And your getting so predictable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...

No ....... it's because you're a minger

And your getting so predictable

I knew you were going to say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...

No ....... it's because you're a minger

And your getting so predictable

I knew you were going to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now now ladies

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...

No ....... it's because you're a minger

What are you two like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...

No ....... it's because you're a minger

And your getting so predictable

I knew you were going to say that

And I knew you would do that.....

Oh and I know what you're going to do next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

"
:-last I heard shergar was in a vegetable beef lasagne in Lidl

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...

No ....... it's because you're a minger

And your getting so predictable

I knew you were going to say that

And I knew you would do that.....

Oh and I know what you're going to do next

I'm going to miss you two when Panto season starts again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...

No ....... it's because you're a minger

And your getting so predictable

I knew you were going to say that

And I knew you would do that.....

Oh and I know what you're going to do next

I'm going to miss you two when Panto season starts again

The curtains have closed now.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I fecking told you where shergar lives

That's right you did.....

Pulling your rag and bone cart ,,,,,

Feck off roy

Well nothing to be ashamed of.....

At least you get something warm to put on your rhubarb .....

Get lost I've heard you still put coats on your bed to keep warm in Soxy's ruins

Better than sleeping in your coat like you do.......

I hear you have a candle next to your budget buy futon and when it get really cold you light the candle

If i did it would be one up on your old pallet that they deliver said futon on

At least my futon was new ....

I heard you found yours dumped in the back lane of the charity shop because it was to soiled for them to sell

Ah you mean you got a new pallet

No....... I'm saying you're a minger

Ah coz i don't shave below my eyes eh...

No ....... it's because you're a minger

And your getting so predictable

I knew you were going to say that

And I knew you would do that.....

Oh and I know what you're going to do next

I'm going to miss you two when Panto season starts again

Oh no your not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently she was last seen chatting with a couple of old alkies on a park bench.

Was it you?

What has any of this to do with the PO?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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over a year ago

Central

Do you think officials knew what happened to him,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught up in reading the bitch fight and forgot what the OP was

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Yeah! Bloody 'Hinge and Bracket' took over, saw a documentary a while back and Lucan appeared quite a nasty, violent, controlling man towards Lady Lucan!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

"if they take up the floorboards they just might find lord lucan

The might find Shergar

I heard that for many years, a little village in Ireland had the fastest horse drawn milk float in the area.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"Yeah! Bloody 'Hinge and Bracket' took over, saw a documentary a while back and Lucan appeared quite a nasty, violent, controlling man towards Lady Lucan!"

Haha Hinge and bracket. Bloody loved them growing up.

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