FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite film quotes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get busy living or get busy dying.

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By *arth SideousMan
over a year ago

Altrincham

"I'll BE BACK"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing like a good piece of hickory

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Your making me beat up grass

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Dying ain't much of a living boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who took the jam outta your doughnut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Don't call me Shirley "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That rug really tied the room together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This town needs an enema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Get to the Chopper'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"leuitenant dan, you got new legs"

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!

This is a pussy blow out!

Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

.... I had to Google that - you can hardly expect me to remember it. But that monologue from 'From Dusk Till Dawn' cracks me up - brilliant, mad film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warriors! Come out play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!

This is a pussy blow out!

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

.... I had to Google that - you can hardly expect me to remember it. But that monologue from 'From Dusk Till Dawn' cracks me up - brilliant, mad film

hahaha

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.

A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build it and they will come

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Names is for tombstones baby"

"What do you mean I'm funny?"

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

To name but three that I can think of...there are loads though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

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By *assy but classyWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own!

Take me to bed or lose me forever!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

No, I am your Father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember when you put that cork in my butt? Yeah. - Did that count as sex?"

From Swiss Army Man

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Jack Fate: "Beautiful animals."

Animal Wrangler: "They don't have time to bother with the success of getting rich, don't have fantasies of glory, don't borrow money to buy things to decrease the value of while they own it, see, they are beautiful because they just are. They do what they do. Lion don't try to be a tiger, rabbit don't try to do an impression of a monkey. They don't try to be what they are not. Not like us, we human beings. The cheetah, the tiger, the snake, the monkey, the baboon, the muskrat, the bobcat, the pig that's fat, the hippo, the rhino, the dodo, the honey badger, the slithy toad, each one, each perfect in their own original form. Then man came in. Who created him, or for what purpose, is still a mystery. Why is he here? It's a mystery. We know he's trespassing, doesn't know his own place. Of course he doesn't know his own place, he doesn't have one. Man, the bear hunter, the fur trapper, the deer chaser, the baby seal clubber, the dolphin snagger, lowest form of existence, lowest form of existence... He goes around sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. The zoo, the aquarium, they are prisons for the animals, those animals can't learn anything from man, man don't have a thing to teach them. I don't even like looking at human beings, they disgust me so much with their atom bombs, their blowdryers, their automobiles. They build hospitals as a shrine to the diseases they create. Human beings, along with their secrets, masked and anonymous... If I see a crack in the sidewalk, to me it's more beautiful than any human being. A crack in the mud at the bottom of a sundried dead lake, I count that more beautiful than any human being. You know what I mean?"

Jack Fate: "Yeah, I know what you mean, it's kind of like a curse being born."

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape! (planet of the apes)

Say hello to my little friend (scarface)

Do ya'h feel lucky punk (dirty harry)

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

You couldn't handle the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elwood p dowd and this is my good friend Harvey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!

This is a pussy blow out!

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!

.... I had to Google that - you can hardly expect me to remember it. But that monologue from 'From Dusk Till Dawn' cracks me up - brilliant, mad film

I can recite that entirely from memory

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Rita Sue and Bob Too has a few but this one shines!

Sue's Asian Boyfriend: I can't help being a paki

Sue's Racist Alcoholic Dad: Yes ya fookin can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump"

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

You would fuck someone up the ars and not offer them a reach around.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Rita Sue and Bob Too has a few but this one shines!

Sue's Asian Boyfriend: I can't help being a paki

Sue's Racist Alcoholic Dad: Yes ya fookin can!"

LOVE that film!

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By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Your mother smells of elderberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty Shitty City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a matter Amsterdam?

Your mouth so full of cunny juice you can't talk to me !!

Gangs of new York.

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By *arcoVelo70Man
over a year ago

St Columb Major, Cornwall

Never get out of the boat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ursula Andress,the quintessential Bond girl.That's what everyone says.The embodiment of his superiority over us.Beautiful,exotic,highly sexual and totally unavailable to anyone apart from him.Shite.Let's face it.She can shag one punter from Edinburgh,she'd shag the whole lot of us"

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I'm Mary fucking Poppins y'all

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Game over man,game over

We're gonna need a bigger boat

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Monty, you terrible cunt!

As you wish.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy… and suddenly you find yourself suckin’ down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister”

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

This... is my BOOMSTICK!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.

[laughs]

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, you got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

Fuzz"

Ferris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"“One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy… and suddenly you find yourself suckin’ down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister”"

Buzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got lumps of it round the back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yul Brenner: " Sanka you dead man, " asked Derice. " Yeah man," replied Sanka.

Derice Bannock: Sanka you dead man.

Sanka Coffie: Yeah man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like his cheese gone slid of his cracker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just a fucked up girl looking for my own peace of mind."

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Life is like a box of chocolates

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I gotta get me one of these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Groovy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's all you have lady, two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to drain it, Doctor told me not to lift anything to heavy

You talk like that again William Hill, you ain't ever gonna use it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you"

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"That's all you have lady, two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes "

Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you suck at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made it Ma, top of the World"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's all you have lady, two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes

Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you suck at it."

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

" I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? "

Go ahead. Make my day.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

You're a big man but you're out of shape.

For me this is a fill time living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead. Make my day."

Just did

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

You're going to need a bigger boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty shitty city

Yeah I fucking like that, pretty shitty city

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Bollocks to the wellingtons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""leuitenant dan, you got new legs""

Love Forrest.

"I got shot in the butt-tocks"

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rita Sue and Bob Too has a few but this one shines!

Sue's Asian Boyfriend: I can't help being a paki

Sue's Racist Alcoholic Dad: Yes ya fookin can!"
am goin te bed an wen ah geddup ah want these two fookin owt of it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ".

(It was a silent movie.)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pussy, pussy, pussy!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half!

Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!

This is a pussy blow out!

C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!

If we don’t got it, you don't want it!

Come on in Pussy lovers!

Attention pussy shoppers!

Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!

If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!

Try and beat pussy for a penny!

If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it! Awesome speech awesome film !!

.... I had to Google that - you can hardly expect me to remember it. But that monologue from 'From Dusk Till Dawn' cracks me up - brilliant, mad film

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It's not a tin of baked beans avi whadya mean open him up!! Funniest line ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could pick any line from "the man who would be king" as it's the greatest film ever made

Now listen to me you benighted muckers. We're going to teach you soldiering. The world's noblest profession. When we're done with you, you'll be able to slaughter your enemies like civilized men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't cover my eyes boss, I'm scared of the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't cover my eyes boss, I'm scared of the dark "
Like the drink only not spelled the same....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh you in the red? Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying muthafucka, muthafucka!!"

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Zed's dead baby.

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester

too many to list haha I was told recently that I'm a walking encyclopaedia of movie and tv quotes

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

It was parked at a doggy angle!!

Lock stock.

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wants to know if you are god's?

Not god's, Englishmen!

The next best thing

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By *ntnCleoCouple
over a year ago

Dortmund (Germany) might travel!

We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess...

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain.

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By *infulSandyCouple
over a year ago

London

Too many to choose from.

Gonna post loads as soon as I think of them, but for now let's start with,

"WE... ARE... GROOT"

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By *ruesome-twosomeCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

You save the world you fuck my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'What we have here is a failure to communicate'.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

That'll be last night's curry. I'm the same, I got a bum like the Japanese flag.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Not 69 days..6 to 9 days!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Get to the chopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This town needs an enema"
l need you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best job in the world. Fury

We are gonna need a bigger boat. Jaws

It's shite being Scottish , we are the lowest of the low. Trainspotting

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

Alexander the Great was a hundred years ahead of his time too. The cat who conquered all of Persia, Africa and Egypt. A lot of people don't know about him but he was a great singer too. His mother, and he had a hell of a mother, says to him, "Is that all you're gonna do with your life, just sing songs to the girls? You could be out there doing a lot more son. You could be out a-conquering this godforsaken world." So you know what he up and did? He went out, raised up an army, cooked all his enemies in crankcase oil, rounded up all the wise citizens, doused 'em in canned heat, looked around, wiped his mouth, went home, went to bed and died. Left all the nations he conquered and plundered for his armies to divide. Sure he could have sat around strumming his guitar but you never would have heard of him. He never would have been Alexander the Great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'What we have here is a failure to communicate'."
some men you just can't reach. Which is the way he wants it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Warriors! Come out play! "
banging the bottles together!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the Losers Club asshole!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monty, you terrible cunt!

As you wish.

Love this quote, it's an all time favourite!

Blade runner...

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"'What we have here is a failure to communicate'. some men you just can't reach. Which is the way he wants it!"

Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Because we're here, lad. Nobody else. Just us."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'What we have here is a failure to communicate'. some men you just can't reach. Which is the way he wants it!

Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I carried a watermelon " sad i know but its my favourite film xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

When the chimes end, pick up your gun. Try and shoot me, Colonel. Just try.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'What we have here is a failure to communicate'. some men you just can't reach. Which is the way he wants it!"

I never planned anything in my whole damn life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never Rub Another Mans Rhubarb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite from Pulp Fiction.More sexual electricity than any line in any movie before or since, when Esmerelda Villa Lobos, the Colombian taxi driver, breathes the words "Buenos noches.....Butch" accompanied by the sexiest pout ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am big, it's the movies that got smaller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Nobody tells me nuthin’”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is a weird feeling to sit in a Las Vegas hotel at four in the morning - hunkered down with a notebook and a tape recorder in a $75-a-day suite and a fantastic room service bill,run up in forty-eight hours of total madness — knowing that just as soon as dawn comes up you are going to flee without paying a fucking penny... go stomping out through the lobby and call your red convertible down from the garage and stand there waiting for it with a suitcase full of marijuana and illegal weapons... trying to look casual,scanning the first morning edition of the Las Vegas Sun."

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By *urballsMan
over a year ago

Claygate

Man, you are one twisted fuck.

No, I'm just an ordinary guy, with nothing to lose.

American Beauty. Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mutha Fucka... Ya Long Haired Faggot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Smiley: In my time, Peter Guillam, I've seen Whitehall skirts go up and come down again. I've listened to all the excellent argument for doing nothing, and reaped the consequent frightful harvest. I've watched people hop up and down and call it progress. I've seen good men go to the wall and the idiots get promoted with a dazzling regularity. All I'm left with is me and thirty-odd years of cold war without the option.

Peter Guillam: So what does that mean in little words?

George Smiley: It means that if a rogue elephant, to use Saul Enderby's happy phrase, charges at me out of the thicket of my past and gives me a second shot at it, I intend to shoot it dead - but with the minimum of force.

Peter Guillam: It's bloody typical of London, not telling me you're out here. I mean, that's par for the course, these days. I usually pick it up from the Queen's Messenger six weeks after the event! Not like in your day.

George Smiley: I'm sorry to have to tell you, Peter, I'm working on my own these days.

Peter Guillam: Bloody hell, George! I must say, you do put a strain on friendship, you do! You mean I just called out the entire Emergency Service in Paris to assist you in a piece of private enterprise?

George Smiley: Find a phone box, ring your wife, if there's anybody in the house tell her to get rid of them. I'm sure she's understanding.

Peter Guillam: George, she's pregnant! Forgive us, Madame.

Madame Ostrakova: You are abducting me?

Peter Guillam: Oh, no, Madame.

Madame Ostrakova: I'm a little disappointed, Monsieur.

Peter Guillam: The Ambassador's going to love this, he really is!

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By *idalgo13Man
over a year ago

Near York

You had me at 'hello'.

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

You can't cheat at Bingo, Lady. If you could, I would.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy "
haha life of Brian xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make you famous "

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By *astmidlandscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do you want answers?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna rip off your fuckin head and shit down your neck"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist "

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By *irentwoCouple
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

You're only supposed to blow the bl***y doors off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your only spose ta blow da bloody doors off.

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

If he would only pay me what he's spendin to.stop me robbing him I'd stop robbing him. Reckon you used enough dynamite there butch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex." Deadpool

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By * SCARED x STIFF xCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

You're gonna eat lightning

And crap thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be from Blade Runner :-

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.".

In itself, it is a wonderful monologue, written and performed by Rutger Hauer, but made special by Ridley Scott as director, the cinematography, art design and Vangelis' soundtrack. Also, Harrison Ford reactions are special. For me, the most iconic scene in movie history in my humble opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To infinity and beyond.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Why don't you exercise your right to shut the fuck up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks Turkish, I'm sweet enough.....

Bricktop in Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. “Mankind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”

Goosebumps every time.

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

And the hits just keep on coming

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

"Dude wheres my car?"

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

Jules: "You read the Bible, Brett?"

Brett: "Yes!"

Jules: "Well, there's this passage I've got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

Definitely one of Samuel L. Jackson's finest moments on film.

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

My very favourite film for quotes has got to be "Withnail and I".

I chose this at random, but there are many others just as good.

[Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar]

First Policeman: Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it?

Withnail: [gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back] These aren't mine, they belong to him.

First Policeman: You're d*unk.

Withnail: I assure you I'm not, officer. Honestly. I've only had a few ales.

First Policeman: Out of the car. Please? Sir?

[the policeman opens the door and Withnail nearly falls out. He gets out and leans against the side of the car. The other policeman pulls out a plastic bag with a nozzle at the top]

First Policeman: I want you to take one deep breath and fill this bag.

[Withnail shakes his head]

First Policeman: Are you refusing to fill this bag?

Withnail: I most certainly am.

First Policeman: [gripping Withnail's sleeve] I'm placing you under arrest.

Withnail: Don't be ridiculous, I haven't done anything. Look here, my cousin's a QC!

Policeman Two: [high-pitched voice] GET-IN-THE-BACK-OF-THE-VAN!

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By *riscolMan
over a year ago

gateshead

There nothing more satisfying in life than to get a blowjob from your commanding officer. Few good men.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

""Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. “Mankind.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!”

Goosebumps every time."

What your father did was very brave. You should be proud of him.

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By *ancastermanMan
over a year ago

carnforth

Nobody's Perfect!

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By *corpio67Man
over a year ago

hillingdon

All you got to is whistle

You do know how to whistle don't you?

All you got to do is put your lips together

And blow!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Where you going?

To get Hob Nobs

Who said?

Fatty Said

FUCK FATTY GET BACK ON MY FUCKING ROOF YOU TWAT

(Twins Town just a few moments before the ladder slipped and Fatty fucked his leg up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The W.H Auden poem from Four Weddings and a Funeral. I'm convinced this is why i have the hots for Scottish men. On some level i'm hoping they'll rock up at my funeral and say this poem in their sexy accent and i'll go to heaven happy.

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Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,

Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,

Silence the pianos and with muffled drum

Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead

Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead,

Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,

Let the traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves.

He was my North, my South, my East and West,

My working week and my Sunday rest,

My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song;

I thought that love would last for ever: I was wrong.

The stars are not wanted now: put out every one;

Pack up the moon and dismantle the sun;

Pour away the ocean and sweep up the wood.

For nothing now can ever come to any good.

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By *iscreetmrnickMan
over a year ago

windsor

"D'ya like dags?"

"Yes but i like caravans more!"

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Starship troopers - "medic!!"

Predator - "get to the choppa!"

Aliens - "that's it man, GAME OVER man, GAME OVER!"

I love my sci-fi

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

We bought a zoo!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"We bought a zoo!

You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something great will come of it.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"We bought a zoo!

Why would an amazing woman like you even talk to someone like me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gladiator

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy haha life of Brian xx"

What did the Romans ever do for us

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

""Dude wheres my car?" "

Where's your car dude?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?

Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

Fuzz

Ferris

Save Ferris

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Fuck me, look at the size of that thing it's fooking ginormous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right! I've only got 12 bullets so some of you guys are gonna have to share!"

"It's shit bring Scottish!

Some people hate the English. I don't they're just wankers.

Can't even get colonised by someone decent!

We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the Earth. The worst bunch of afate batards that God ever spat out on the Earth and I'm Tommy, I know Lizzie is giving you hard time, but no amount of fresh air is going to fix that, and there's really no need to take it out on us!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is your big time in TV bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we do in life echoes in eternity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh its slippery....step brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The double hander in "North by Northwest"

Eve: I'm a big girl.

Roger: Yeah, in all the right places, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am jacks complete lack of surprise.

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By *rrowxxxMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

The truth? You can't handle the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take me to bed or lose me forever!"

Classic film love it x

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

Sheriff: Secret agent!....secret agent ! ........on who's side?

From one of the him films.

Oh .and this one.......

Sheriff : junior,when I get home ,remind me to slap your mamma.

Junior : why's that daddy?

Sheriff: cause there is no way YOU could come from the fruit of my loins!

Smokey and the bandit.

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By *unsigntwoCouple
over a year ago

athlone

Bond films

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Bond films

You always were a cunning linguist, James

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weve landed on the moon"

Classic dumb and dumber

https://youtu.be/-f_DPrSEOEo

Iv got the right thread now

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By *ighamCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Higham Ferrers

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, we must be cautious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear sweet Gloria,I wish I was up in you now with a finger in your ass.Love you,Captain Skinboat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've got no food, We've got no money ... OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

Dumb and Dumber

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