FabSwingers.com forum: I love a good suck

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I need a new vacuum cleaner, I could consult which but I'm trying to mislead you with my thread title.

So people of fab, give me your reviews of the sucking mac_ine.

(I really am this exciting)

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I need a new vacuum cleaner, I could consult which but I'm trying to mislead you with my thread title.

So people of fab, give me your reviews of the sucking mac_ine.

(I really am this exciting) "

Dyson, always a dyson!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat the ban ......buy a fucking huge powerful one while you can !

Soon you not be able to get one with a motor over 1600kw.....

How the fuck are you meant to get one of those stuck on your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuum cleaners aside, I love sucking on a nice cock

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Miele....quite simply the best suction out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a wanker, nicking Henry! Well it’s always stated sucks like a Dyson!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Vacuum cleaners aside, I love sucking on a nice cock

that will make you very popular here

although a nice cock may need defining lol

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry or Dyson

Dyson does have a good suck though

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!

its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Hetty.. Such a pretty little thing

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Henry

this henry bloke seems popular - am i missing out by being straight?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the biggest cleaner but needs servicing

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By *ounce-N-BoomCouple
over a year ago

Haggerston

We love our cordless Dyson for getting in to those awkward positions without getting tangled up in the lead or repeatedly plugging and unplugging around the house.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I like our Henry.

Great on carpets and on wooden floors.

His sucking skills are top notch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Hetty.. Such a pretty little thing

Hetty sucks so much better than Henry I find

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What a wanker, nicking Henry! Well it’s always stated sucks like a Dyson!

I was pleasantly surprised to find a 'George' he's a wet & dry kinda chap.

I always wanted to keep him under my stairs for messy events

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Hetty.. Such a pretty little thing

Hetty sucks so much better than Henry I find

And keeps my straight card intact

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I have a cordless Dyson. Bloody expensive but leightweight and powerful when lugging round the house!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Hetty.. Such a pretty little thing

Hetty sucks so much better than Henry I find

And keeps my straight card intact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Hetty.. Such a pretty little thing

Hetty sucks so much better than Henry I find

And keeps my straight card intact

I posted that instead of just thinking it, didn't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Hetty.. Such a pretty little thing

Hetty sucks so much better than Henry I find

And keeps my straight card intact

I posted that instead of just thinking it, didn't I

Yup

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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You are all so wonderful

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I need a new vacuum cleaner, I could consult which but I'm trying to mislead you with my thread title.

So people of fab, give me your reviews of the sucking mac_ine.

(I really am this exciting) "

Dyson 8 cordless xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!

its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked

lol"

Give it here, I'll do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!

its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked

lol

Give it here, I'll do it

Can I email it or deliver in person

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!

its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked

lol

Give it here, I'll do it

Can you do my floors first like?

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!

its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked

lol

Give it here, I'll do it

that is an offer to good to refuse - can you do my rugs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!

its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked

lol

Give it here, I'll do it

Can you do my floors first like? "

I could strip naked, wrap myself in double sided sticky tape then roll around your floors.... that do?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

London

Mouth best vacuum mac_ine, from the first human until present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry bane of my at work don't get one Honey

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!

its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked

lol

Give it here, I'll do it

Can you do my floors first like?

I could strip naked, wrap myself in double sided sticky tape then roll around your floors.... that do?"

Also suitable and you get a wax at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a Hetty.. Such a pretty little thing

I love my pink hetty ,she replaced my Dyson as it blew up,Hetty sucks better and happy with her .

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never all that Dyson crap, Meile all the way! I’ve had mine for ten years without one fault and it’s still so powerful it would suck your nipples off!

its not nipples most of us are in need of having sucked

lol

Give it here, I'll do it

Can you do my floors first like?

I could strip naked, wrap myself in double sided sticky tape then roll around your floors.... that do?

Also suitable and you get a wax at the same time

And it makes floor cleaning and entertaining pass time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a Neato robotic hoover. Why put in any more effort than is necessary?

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

"Henry or Dyson

Dyson does have a good suck though "

Ohhh errr mumble shuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry's such a happy chap considering he spends his days being dragged around on the floor by his nose.

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

"Miele....quite simply the best suction out there

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Fuck it, go to Tubbyland and walk off bold as brass with Noo-Noo.

I'll have a slice of that pancakey toast stuff while you're there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry

Dyson might start all powerful but Henry will suck well and go on for years and years

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

We have a Hetty and always does a perfect job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miele - end of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess you're all to young to remember the Swiss Army Knife of Vacuum cleaners the classic multi-tasking Kirby ......

You could get attachment to chop chips and give haircuts

Soxy Truth or Soxy Bluff ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When my old one gave up the ghost, I bought a Hoover cylinder one from a second hand shop for £10. Took me about half an hour to unclog the filter, but it can suck a budgerigar off its perch at 50 yards now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when you're excited about buying a hoover! The new Dyson tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a lady that sucks like a dyson

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a lady that sucks like a dyson

lol"

Everyone does on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a lady that sucks like a dyson

lol

Everyone does on here

Lol hmm that's music to my ears

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