FabSwingers.com forum: How heavy is your penis?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine is about 80g when totally limp.

It's about 200g when half mast.

Haven't measured erect because I don't think it's possible as I would have to apply pressure to the scale to make it rest on it.

And yes, I am bored

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Couldn't you turn scales upside down and apply pressure to the erection from above and calculate it's force of resistance, comparative to the weight of flaccid and semi states?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Couldn't you turn scales upside down and apply pressure to the erection from above and calculate it's force of resistance, comparative to the weight of flaccid and semi states?"

I'm not trying to calculate pressure but weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is as heavy as a black hole..

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

Thought your profile pic was your todger on kitchen scales for a moment there lol.

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By *ruesome-twosomeCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Wow you've really weighed your cock

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Couldn't you turn scales upside down and apply pressure to the erection from above and calculate it's force of resistance, comparative to the weight of flaccid and semi states?

I'm not trying to calculate pressure but weight

Weigh it while your doing a handstand then?

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I weighed my boobs once. Just slapped them on the bathroom scales.

The are over a stone each

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

This sounds suspiciously like one of Her's random thoughts/challenges for me. I had to send her photographic evidence of me doing so - tip, warm the stainless steel bowl first or it's blooming cold!

All sorts of others, but it's surprising her inventiveness and the consequences. We have discovered that I'm as girthy as a toilet roll inner cardboard tube - and that a very tight fitting toilet roll tube can chafe when you you try to take it off!!

Hmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know but when it's hard it could easily give a woman a black eye so it's weighty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced?

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By *uyforcouplexxMan
over a year ago

North London

"I weighed my boobs once. Just slapped them on the bathroom scales.

The are over a stone each

Erm... Prove it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I weighed my boobs once. Just slapped them on the bathroom scales.

The are over a stone each

Lol I did that once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced? "

Cracking idea, lol. Could prove a little tricky in practice

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Mine is as heavy and as big as a sky remote control.

Do you not know this is the official penis measuring tool.

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

"I weighed my boobs once. Just slapped them on the bathroom scales.

The are over a stone each

Do you get a lot of back aches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most guys just measure it, never heard of anyone weighing it.

How can you accurately weight it when it's hard? Your body is holding it upright, so very hard to judge weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't weighed mine yet but I bet my balls would weigh even more. They are huge

Mr.

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced? "

If you fill it with boiling water you will displace more water, giving the impression of having a bigger penis.

Just a tip I thought worth sharing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is about 80g when totally limp.

It's about 200g when half mast."

The Beatles - Carry That Weight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haven't weighed mine yet but I bet my balls would weigh even more. They are huge

Mr. "

Tell that to Felix Baumgartner, he has to use industrial scale to weigh his balls

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced? "

The sight of the optical bend in the water would be alarming.

In theory that works.

cc of water displaced is equal to weight in grams.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced?

If you fill it with boiling water you will displace more water, giving the impression of having a bigger penis.

Just a tip I thought worth sharing."

Now that I would like to see...!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I weighed my boobs once. Just slapped them on the bathroom scales.

The are over a stone each

Do you get a lot of back aches?"

No as always wear nice fitted sexy bra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is about 80g when totally limp.

It's about 200g when half mast.

Haven't measured erect because I don't think it's possible as I would have to apply pressure to the scale to make it rest on it.

And yes, I am bored

Sometimes men just need their hands tying behind their back. For your own good of course

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

"I weighed my boobs once. Just slapped them on the bathroom scales.

The are over a stone each

Do you get a lot of back aches?

No as always wear nice fitted sexy bra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is about 80g when totally limp.

It's about 200g when half mast.

Haven't measured erect because I don't think it's possible as I would have to apply pressure to the scale to make it rest on it.

And yes, I am bored

Does that mean the rest of your body weighs 120g less when you're semi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you measure volume next? Fill a measuring jug and dip it in, see how much water is displaced?

If you fill it with boiling water you will displace more water, giving the impression of having a bigger penis.

Just a tip I thought worth sharing."

Worth the scald risk id say.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

my dildo could be a weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He ain't heavy he's my brother

Think I'm losing the will to live...

What next a sky remote

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Whatever next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope he wasn't weighing flour or anything afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haven't weighed mine yet but I bet my balls would weigh even more. They are huge

Mr.

Tell that to Felix Baumgartner, he has to use industrial scale to weigh his balls

Hahaha... I'll have to have d*unk a cubic meter of redbull for mine to weigh that much...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my dildo could be a weapon "

So could a malteser!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"my dildo could be a weapon

So could a malteser!"

Fact!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Christ on a bike whatever next?

Is this going to be the latest one.

Do women prefer a heavier cock?

Dude you really need to get a hobby.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm just impressed you have a set of scales op

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

" Christ on a bike whatever next?

Is this going to be the latest one.

Do women prefer a heavier cock?

Dude you really need to get a hobby.

Muscle weighs more than fat, is wanking a healthy form of exercise to increase muscle mass

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

Hope you cleaned the scales after.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Is it a bit odd that I want to weigh my strapon to see how it measures up? It is isn't it

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Is it a bit odd that I want to weigh my strapon to see how it measures up? It is isn't it

Is it odd that I hadn't though of that till you mentioned it, now I'm curious.

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

" Christ on a bike whatever next?

Is this going to be the latest one.

Do women prefer a heavier cock?

Dude you really need to get a hobby.

Muscle weighs more than fat, is wanking a healthy form of exercise to increase muscle mass"

No.

a Kilo of muscle is exactly the same weight as a Kilo of fat. They weigh the same.

What is different is their density . A Kilo of muscle is smaller than a Kilo of fat. Like a ton of lead is smaller than a ton of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2st 5 lbs

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Never measured Princess's but if I were to; hanging scales surely? Like you weigh suitcases with? That would work right? Or newton meters :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pure tonne enough said bruised a fair few ladies

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is about 80g when totally limp.

It's about 200g when half mast.

Haven't measured erect because I don't think it's possible as I would have to apply pressure to the scale to make it rest on it.

And yes, I am bored

I don't have one but next time I do I'll pop my scales in my handbag, weigh it and report back to you

Promise I won't tell him you asked!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well really it depends whigh one I want to put in the harness....

I've got ....one small

One medium

And one very big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is really light. So light in fact that even imagination can lift it

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Mine is about 80g when totally limp.

It's about 200g when half mast.

Haven't measured erect because I don't think it's possible as I would have to apply pressure to the scale to make it rest on it.

And yes, I am bored

L, what the hell dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average weight of human flesh is 1g per cubic centimetre, bit of simple maths and mine weighs 256 grams erect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Average weight of human flesh is 1g per cubic centimetre, bit of simple maths and mine weighs 256 grams erect."

Learn something new everyday

* I'm off to calculate my boobage weight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Average weight of human flesh is 1g per cubic centimetre, bit of simple maths and mine weighs 256 grams erect.

Learn something new everyday

* I'm off to calculate my boobage weight!"

Erm, I studied maths at uni if you need help?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Blood is ever so slightly heavier than water, so I think you guys should find your cock volume and then calculate the weigh, using the weight of water.

As a cock obviously has tissue as well as blood, using the slightly lower weight of water - instead of the higher blood weight - may help counteract the presumed lower weight of the flesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Average weight of human flesh is 1g per cubic centimetre, bit of simple maths and mine weighs 256 grams erect."

Its not all flesh though is it?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Heavy, if i swing can knock out the un-lucky lady

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