FabSwingers.com forum: Man flu

By *dam and slut OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Man flu, it's real condition ya know, sniff.. temperature 1000c aches n pains, shakes..

I think l shall just lie here quietly, sniff..not making a fuss....is that you mother, no mum, l am not ready to go into the light..

Would some kind sole, fluff my pillow..oh and a nice cold drink...owww and pop down the shops...sniff, as l say, l ain't one to make a fuss.....wow, that cobweb on the ceiling is huge, sniff. Yes lie here quietly......what was that noise?..door bell?....ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL...is that you death...no please don't take me.. it's only a cold... mind you, when Googled and put my symptoms in, it says... A hematopoietic of the second whatsit, coupled with glandular yellow fever...

No..not one to fuss.. it's been a good life... hope, l am ok tomorrow, l got a flight to the Canary islands booked...sniff.

By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I will send you a pictur that will make you feel much better..

By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Let's get the violins out

By *dam and slut OP Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

"Let's get the violins out

Xx"

No violins please..I wouldn't mind a little.. trumpet music...as you moppped my fevered brow..

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a bottle of stuff called manflu - hot or shot - in the flu remedies section at sainsbury

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who can type as much as you did on this thread has only got the sniffles and has not got man flu