FabSwingers.com forum: Omg it did happen

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Is there any other humans out there ? Please say hi if you survived last nights world ending.

I've just come out from my man cave after yesterday's world ending news and after a quick drive through my local high street it looks horrible

Sad faces shuffling along with blank staring eyes moaning and groaning

Now it's either the worlds end or blokes following there wife's around the shops

How are things looking where you live ?

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

Here everyone remaining is frolicking on the beaches naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking good here in the real man cave OP

No shops the world didn't end the seas blue the sand soft and yellow the man caves been washed by the waves...

What was that bit about following girls around shops again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be here otherwise I'd get meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't have time to die! I had work at 7:30 this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not sure if I died or if Im just hungover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any other humans out there ? Please say hi if you survived last nights world ending.

I've just come out from my man cave after yesterday's world ending news and after a quick drive through my local high street it looks horrible

Sad faces shuffling along with blank staring eyes moaning and groaning

Now it's either the worlds end or blokes following there wife's around the shops

How are things looking where you live ?"

That sounds like my town, I liken it to Stepford. The women watch Eastenders and Jeremy Kyle and the men play Warcraft and wear old holey cardigans and manky slippers XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently not

But there might have been a zombie apocalypse!

All the people in my town look the same

They're all in couples with buggies wearing gilets and hunter wellies ...

Shopping in Oliver Bonas and Jo Malone.

All talking in loud voices about how important they are and how little Jonathan is only 2 but speaks 8 languages already.

And how terribly expensive everything they own is Fnar fnar

Unfortunately I forgot my machine gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooooo hooooo I'm still alive and so are all the people on fab ain't that wonderful xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently not

But there might have been a zombie apocalypse!

All the people in my town look the same

They're all in couples with buggies wearing gilets and hunter wellies ...

Shopping in Oliver Bonas and Jo Malone.

All talking in loud voices about how important they are and how little Jonathan is only 2 but speaks 8 languages already.

And how terribly expensive everything they own is Fnar fnar

Unfortunately I forgot my machine gun

AK47 when you have to absolutely kill everyone in the room,accept no substitute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine if this world only has swingers, that would be amazing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there any other humans out there ? Please say hi if you survived last nights world ending.

I've just come out from my man cave after yesterday's world ending news and after a quick drive through my local high street it looks horrible

Sad faces shuffling along with blank staring eyes moaning and groaning

Now it's either the worlds end or blokes following there wife's around the shops

How are things looking where you live ?

That sounds like my town, I liken it to Stepford. The women watch Eastenders and Jeremy Kyle and the men play Warcraft and wear old holey cardigans and manky slippers XXX"

We must be neighbours.

The end isn't far away. Trump is working on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I miss anything

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By *nked4funCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

Still here, sun is shining, I'm drinking Gin, listening to music and on here, so at least we are all alive and kicking on here

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I've no idea how things are where I live, I am hoping that this train isn't speeding me south to a desolate wasteland

Things were pretty awesome in Brum though

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

I think the zombie apocalypse is definitely possible,

I've narrowed the centre of it to Weatherspoons and they seem to have ransacked jd sports and sports direct ??

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Still here, sun is shining, I'm drinking Gin, listening to music and on here, so at least we are all alive and kicking on here

Don't get complacent, have you ventured out yet ?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I've no idea how things are where I live, I am hoping that this train isn't speeding me south to a desolate wasteland

Things were pretty awesome in Brum though

Can confirm Wokingham is still Wokinghamy

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By *.1079Man
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It looks like my town has been bombed and its caused £100,000s

Worth of improvements.

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