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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton

Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.

Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.

I really am useless at shopping.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Mmmmmm cheesecake!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Sorry got distracted by thought of cake.

I've been forgetting non bags all week, had to resort to using my bag for life carrier bags!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

*bin

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.

Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.

I really am useless at shopping."

Yes, you have no bananas.... you have no bananas today.

Cal

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Here I am

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


" Mmmmmm cheesecake! "

To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Was it banana cheesecake?

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


"Here I am "

reckon they'd go soft and black before I got them back from Pennsylvania!

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


"Was it banana cheesecake?"

Let's not ruin a perfectly good cheesecake!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

What about the monkey ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Mmmmmm cheesecake!

To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!"

i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself..it's important to listen to your body, and clearly yours was telling you it had plenty of potassium , but needed a little dairy and fruit!

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


" Mmmmmm cheesecake!

To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!

i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself..it's important to listen to your body, and clearly yours was telling you it had plenty of potassium , but needed a little dairy and fruit! "

Wise words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say cake

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"Here I am

reckon they'd go soft and black before I got them back from Pennsylvania!"

well black isn't bad but soft is

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


" Mmmmmm cheesecake!

To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!

i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself..it's important to listen to your body, and clearly yours was telling you it had plenty of potassium , but needed a little dairy and fruit! "

And wine!

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


"Did someone say cake "

There's plenty to go around....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say cake

There's plenty to go around...."

Glad to hear it! Sharing is caring and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm cake does a coffee come with it

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


" Mmmmmm cheesecake!

To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!

i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself..it's important to listen to your body, and clearly yours was telling you it had plenty of potassium , but needed a little dairy and fruit!

And wine!"

Fermented grape juice, if you're health conscious.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Mmm cake does a coffee come with it "

Tiramisu

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


"Did someone say cake

There's plenty to go around....

Glad to hear it! Sharing is caring and all that "

Just don't touch my shortbread!!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Was it banana cheesecake?

Let's not ruin a perfectly good cheesecake!"

Banoffee Pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say cake

There's plenty to go around....

Glad to hear it! Sharing is caring and all that

Just don't touch my shortbread!!"

Or what

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


"Did someone say cake

There's plenty to go around....

Glad to hear it! Sharing is caring and all that

Just don't touch my shortbread!!

Or what "

You'll get crumbs in the bed...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

None of you care about the fucking monkey

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


" Mmmmmm cheesecake!

To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!"

Oh now you're talking

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


" Mmmmmm cheesecake!

To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!

Oh now you're talking "

Fancy a slice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of you care about the fucking monkey"

He'll have to bite his nuts

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


"None of you care about the fucking monkey

He'll have to bite his nuts"

Can he reach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of you care about the fucking monkey

He'll have to bite his nuts

Can he reach?"

Hope he can't reach the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could just eat a banana spilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of you care about the fucking monkey

He'll have to bite his nuts

Can he reach?

Hope he can't reach the cake "

They look quite flexible, for nut biting and cake stealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of you care about the fucking monkey

He'll have to bite his nuts

Can he reach?

Hope he can't reach the cake

They look quite flexible, for nut biting and cake stealing "

He'll have a scrap on his hands, I'm starving!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just eat a banana spilt "
I could just eat a honey rose tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit"

Lol fancy calling me a tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit

Lol fancy calling me a tit "

I fancy your tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit

Lol fancy calling me a tit I fancy your tits "

Slick

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit

Lol fancy calling me a tit I fancy your tits

Slick "

Cheesecake update. It's very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit

Lol fancy calling me a tit I fancy your tits

Slick "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.

Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.

I really am useless at shopping."

Pfft that's nowt I just come back after going in for a 4 pinta of milk and come out with 6 massive food mixers and 2 coffee machines...I'm skint now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit

Lol fancy calling me a tit I fancy your tits

Slick

"

Slick ricks my nickname, since 03, rolling into dms, not giving a shiet

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.

Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.

I really am useless at shopping.

Pfft that's nowt I just come back after going in for a 4 pinta of milk and come out with 6 massive food mixers and 2 coffee machines...I'm skint now "

That's a lot of coffee cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit

Lol fancy calling me a tit "

I fancy calling you a honey rose treat, that I'd be delighted to meet, too good for this lot, but not too good for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit

Lol fancy calling me a tit I fancy calling you a honey rose treat, that I'd be delighted to meet, too good for this lot, but not too good for me "

I think I'm going house crazy I've only not seen people for a day

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm even more hopeless.

I went shopping late Thursday night after work. Got home put stuff away and went to bed.

Yesterday morning I couldn't find the cereal I thought I had bought. Then at lunch time I couldn't find the cheese. I put it down to tiredness. By tea time I couldn't find mince or peppers.. I must be going mad.

Checked car, found my receipt, I had bought them and left them in the car park whilst loading the boot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.

Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.

I really am useless at shopping."

Haha

That's exactly the sort of thing I do!

As soon as I walk in a supermarket it's like I've had a lobotomy and I just buy random stuff that doesn't go together.

Or I buy wine and cake - which is actually all you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm even more hopeless.

I went shopping late Thursday night after work. Got home put stuff away and went to bed.

Yesterday morning I couldn't find the cereal I thought I had bought. Then at lunch time I couldn't find the cheese. I put it down to tiredness. By tea time I couldn't find mince or peppers.. I must be going mad.

Checked car, found my receipt, I had bought them and left them in the car park whilst loading the boot!!"

Lmao love it you legend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit

Lol fancy calling me a tit I fancy your tits

Slick

Cheesecake update. It's very good."

Hmpf. Didn’t save me any?

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Do you not just have people shop for you? I wouldn't have a clue how to food shop anymore.

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


"I could just eat a banana spilt I could just eat a honey rose tit

Lol fancy calling me a tit I fancy your tits

Slick

Cheesecake update. It's very good.

Hmpf. Didn’t save me any?"

There's always a slice of the pie waiting for you, Lexie

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.

Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.

I really am useless at shopping."

Sounds like a sucessful shopping trip to me!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Do you not just have people shop for you? I wouldn't have a clue how to food shop anymore."

I think care assistants could make a killing on fab ! I'm pretty poor at shopping too. Is it a swingers thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you not just have people shop for you? I wouldn't have a clue how to food shop anymore."

I do my my neighbours shopping since her hubby died .she likes it as I put better things in the shopping trolley .she likes a surprise .Always chocolate and a cake included .

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


" Mmmmmm cheesecake!

To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!

Oh now you're talking

Fancy a slice?"

Yes please

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By *cott73 OP   Man
over a year ago

brighton


" Mmmmmm cheesecake!

To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!

Oh now you're talking

Fancy a slice?

Yes please "

Too late. All gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Mmmmmm cheesecake!

To be fair, it's got some strawberries on it!

i think you're being a bit harsh on yourself..it's important to listen to your body, and clearly yours was telling you it had plenty of potassium , but needed a little dairy and fruit!

Wise words."

I'll assist with the wine!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Just been to the supermarket to get some bananas.

Came back with a cheesecake and a bottle of merlot.

I really am useless at shopping."

I'd say that was a good shop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best part of shopping is having a jug or two of cocktails when we finish.

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