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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men just don't know how to talk to women

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

My old boss told me frequently I didn't carry myself like a big girl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fit for an old bird apparently lol.

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

I'm sexy for a big girl...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I got a message recently that said something along the lines of "you look decent I suppose". It did make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told that if the rest of my body was like my thighs they'd fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me for a meet and I said sorry I'm not meetinh anyone and your not really my type and I said sorry .His reply was he didn't want to meet me anyway as I'm old and nasty. was added to my long list of blocked Geordie dick heads . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told my pussy was hairy and saggy the other day. And it was meant to be from his fb on his single page. Sent back why would I want a man whose Willie was same size as my 2 year old grandson. And does your mother know you are using her photos

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had? "

You look like Ed Miliband

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone asked me for a meet and I said sorry I'm not meetinh anyone and your not really my type and I said sorry .His reply was he didn't want to meet me anyway as I'm old and nasty. was added to my long list of blocked Geordie dick heads . lol "

Haha I bet he had a pouted lip as he wrote that back!

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

My arse is better looking than my face apparently.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had? "

I haven't had any compliments; so stop running it in and showing off!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Everybody says I’m pretty fly for a white guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got told my pussy was hairy and saggy the other day. And it was meant to be from his fb on his single page. Sent back why would I want a man whose Willie was same size as my 2 year old grandson. And does your mother know you are using her photos "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fit for an old bird apparently lol. "

Fit - absolutely

Old - not in the slightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had?

You look like Ed Miliband"

Haha. I got, you look a little like David beckham when you where a bandana, but when you take it off your more Lee Evans. .

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't look that black.

Yeah. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had?

You look like Ed Miliband"

Even David wouldn't be so bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had?

I haven't had any compliments; so stop running it in and showing off! "

You have a lovely smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't look that black.

Yeah. Thanks. "

What?!?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

like when my Mrs gets messages such as "I'm a fan of BBW" etc! Lol fuck off!

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had? "

As long as you don't get I bet you were hot 20 years ago I would take them compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't look that black.

Yeah. Thanks. "

I've had this one too

And being fatter makes me look "less old" ..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I don't look that black.

Yeah. Thanks.

What?!? "

I know, I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't look that black.

Yeah. Thanks. "

Disgraceful. Report

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" like when my Mrs gets messages such as "I'm a fan of BBW" etc! Lol fuck off! "

I see I don't need to reveal mine

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

Not quite in the same vein, but "I can't meet, you'r the spit of my cousin."

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had?

You look like Ed Miliband

Even David wouldn't be so bad "

lol always cringey as soon as someone starts with 'you look like...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone asked me for a meet and I said sorry I'm not meetinh anyone and your not really my type and I said sorry .His reply was he didn't want to meet me anyway as I'm old and nasty. was added to my long list of blocked Geordie dick heads . lol

Haha I bet he had a pouted lip as he wrote that back! "

Couldn't care lol but he was a midget .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty fly...

For a white guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best indirect compliment I have had is not getting blocked after sending a face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're alright for a young lad"

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had?

You look like Ed Miliband

Haha. I got, you look a little like David beckham when you where a bandana, but when you take it off your more Lee Evans. . "

Lee Evans, ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not quite in the same vein, but "I can't meet, you'r the spit of my cousin.""

I did tell a guy he looked like my brother so it was a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or chatting to people

You think are nice then block you on cam... fabs a cruel

World

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


" like when my Mrs gets messages such as "I'm a fan of BBW" etc! Lol fuck off!

I see I don't need to reveal mine "

I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets bit angry about those messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19 years ago, a lass at uni said I looked like Arsene Wenger. I couldn't see where the Gallic charm started in me and I didn't smell of snails either.

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By *nceinawhileCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich


"My arse is better looking than my face apparently. "

Not seen your face but you do have a great bum

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other day a man messaged " you are fit for an old girl" lol xxx

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Mind you, when i send my face pic i often get "that made me laugh" or something similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fit for an old bird apparently lol. "

Seconded

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london


"The other day a man messaged " you are fit for an old girl" lol xxx"

Another one who could do with going to charm school.

To me old is oap not bloody early 50's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that they like mature women with wobbly tummies and saggy boobs. X

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Had a message from a lady a couple of weeks ago. In caps it simply said.....

YOU LOOK GAY

Her loss

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


" like when my Mrs gets messages such as "I'm a fan of BBW" etc! Lol fuck off!

I see I don't need to reveal mine

I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets bit angry about those messages!"

Same reaction to unsolicited invites to BBW events at clubs. Basically saying "saw your profile photos, you look fat, do you want to come to a club night for fat women?". How about noo.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The surprise some people show when they tell me I'm pretty despite being a big girl is the main one I get. Or there's the good old mum favourite of how I could be good looking if I made an effort.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

All sorts of variations along the lines of looking good 'for your age'. Best being 'I don't normally go for older women but I'd do you' (yeah alright, don't I get a say) from a guy who was allegedly only 5 years younger than me but looked around 60 (and not very appealing)

Outside of Fab I had a repulsive ex who once felt the need to tell me 'it's funny but I usually go for very slim model types but here I am with you'. All size 10 of me . Twat.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"My arse is better looking than my face apparently.

Not seen your face but you do have a great bum

C"

Worse thing is it's true

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I would join in this thread, but I'd probably get another ban!

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By *otchillicoupleCouple
over a year ago

all over

Yep not bad for an old bird seems to be a common theme

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"All sorts of variations along the lines of looking good 'for your age'. Best being 'I don't normally go for older women but I'd do you' (yeah alright, don't I get a say) from a guy who was allegedly only 5 years younger than me but looked around 60 (and not very appealing)

Outside of Fab I had a repulsive ex who once felt the need to tell me 'it's funny but I usually go for very slim model types but here I am with you'. All size 10 of me . Twat."

I like the ones who message you and you point out you're a good 5+ years over their stated age preferences so couldn't have messaged them even if you'd wanted to. The response is usually along the lines of 'but you don't count, you don't look your age so I/we am still interested'. Oh be still my beating nethers, they want to make an exception for me. How flattering. Not.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

verification after a social that I ended sais that I don't look as old as in my pics. I guess it is a compliment... somehow...

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Going back some years now but a girl in school once told me I'd be good looking if it wasn't for my teeth. We were only 12, she was trying to be nice bless her.

Mr

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By *nceinawhileCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich


"My arse is better looking than my face apparently.

Not seen your face but you do have a great bum

C

Worse thing is it's true "

Fancy letting me be the judge of that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Going back some years now but a girl in school once told me I'd be good looking if it wasn't for my teeth. We were only 12, she was trying to be nice bless her.

Mr"

Did you grow into them? I used to hate my teeth

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"Going back some years now but a girl in school once told me I'd be good looking if it wasn't for my teeth. We were only 12, she was trying to be nice bless her.

Mr"

A few years back, at a vanilla party in Lancashire, all conversation ceased when a lay told me in a loud voice courtesy of the grape: "I would shag you but I'm too pissed."

I should point out, I hadn't asked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww rubes, your gorgeous, dont let anyone tell you any different.x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

"You look great...for your age."

When I was about 17

"You'll look great when you're about 35"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had? "

This was NOT someone from fab.

Him: May I kiss you?

Me: I'm afraid not.

Him: Why not?

Me: Because I don't fancy you and I don't kiss people I don't fancy

Him: Well, you should be grateful I fancy you, as I don't usually like black girls.

Me: Is that a compliment or an insult?

Him: A compliment of course!

Me:

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"aww rubes, your gorgeous, dont let anyone tell you any different.x"

Aawww thanks ya wee charmer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received “for a fat man you’re quite handsome when you smile”

???? Cheers love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My arse is better looking than my face apparently. "

It's a nice arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not quite in the same vein, but "I can't meet, you'r the spit of my cousin.""

My cousin Vinnie

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had? "

No better none compliment than having a conversation with someone then them out of the blue asking for a face pic. You send one then never hear from them again. Yeah chers luv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"verification after a social that I ended sais that I don't look as old as in my pics. I guess it is a compliment... somehow..."

How the tone changes to give the same info in a better way, such as looking younger than pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got told my pussy was hairy and saggy the other day. And it was meant to be from his fb on his single page. Sent back why would I want a man whose Willie was same size as my 2 year old grandson. And does your mother know you are using her photos

"

Awesome you should post that on

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/672612

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Youre not terrible"

Well thanks! Good job I knew her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man told me he would like to fuck me "as every woman on this site had turned him down" at least it honest I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fit for an old bird apparently lol. "

Well, you're definitely fit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got told my pussy was hairy and saggy the other day. And it was meant to be from his fb on his single page. Sent back why would I want a man whose Willie was same size as my 2 year old grandson. And does your mother know you are using her photos "

Did he report you for abuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man told me he would like to fuck me "as every woman on this site had turned him down" at least it honest I guess "

Bloody hell.

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my best one was “you’re surprisingly tight”. Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told if I just lost some weight , I would be absolutely stunning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awile ago I got wow your very pretty for a old fatty

Geordie charm at its best

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

FPF yesterday, "you look great for someone of your age"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fit for an old bird apparently lol.

Fit - absolutely

Old - not in the slightest"

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I politely declined a gents offer he called me a granny and that I should act my age and stop posting pictures!

Such charm some people have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look good for an old bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remembered the time I was told that I look better in real life than on my pictures.

I assume my charm persuaded her to meet me in the first place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the ...you look great for a fat older lady

And just lately...you look great now you've lost weight but will look better when lost more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got told that if the rest of my body was like my thighs they'd fuck me"

I certainly would!!

I was told "you're gorgeous even tho you're fat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aww rubes, your gorgeous, dont let anyone tell you any different.x

Aawww thanks ya wee charmer x"

your welcome, do you want some cake?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I got "i didnt realise you were so old" once lol

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The obligatory you seem like a nice guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"aww rubes, your gorgeous, dont let anyone tell you any different.x

Aawww thanks ya wee charmer x

your welcome, do you want some cake?

"

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just remembered the youre so much tighter than my girlfriend (from a "single" guy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look good, for 37 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aww rubes, your gorgeous, dont let anyone tell you any different.x

Aawww thanks ya wee charmer x

your welcome, do you want some cake?

ok lol. have a nice weekend x

No "

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"So far today I've been told my body is great cos they love wobbly tummies and stretch marks and someone else said my body is incredible "for a big girl".

What non compliments have you had? "

You are looking much better. Hope the fckr gets Aids off a toilet seat.

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester


"Going back some years now but a girl in school once told me I'd be good looking if it wasn't for my teeth. We were only 12, she was trying to be nice bless her.

Mr

Did you grow into them? I used to hate my teeth "

They weren't big, my front 2 just stuck out a lot, i got braces not long after and sorted them out. Still got stick over them right through until I left school! I'd been the goofy kid so that was it, it stuck.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get "you're really pretty for a big girl". Gotta love a backhanded compliment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My old boss told me frequently I didn't carry myself like a big girl.... "

Oh I've been told a few times that yes I'm a big girl but I "carry it well"... never quite sure what to make of that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering your height and your age i definitely would !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering your height and your age i definitely would ! "

Can I have a repeat prescription please

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Got told my pussy was hairy and saggy the other day. And it was meant to be from his fb on his single page. Sent back why would I want a man whose Willie was same size as my 2 year old grandson. And does your mother know you are using her photos "

Oh sheer genius I love it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mrs told me I look like a testimonial in one of those juice plus adds on Facebook.

I said before or after?

She said no comment

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

When I had a meet posted...."if your struggling, I have a little time to spare"....Charming! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a "you're gorgeous" message the other day, I tend to ignore that as I was getting messages like that before I even had any pics on display! Anyway I looked at the profile, I usually do just out of nosyness. And honestly all the text said was "Any girl will do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teenager once some guy told me I had a swan neck?! According to my mother it's a compliment, not sure how .

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Got told that I'm not bad for an old Indian woman.

I'm not old and I'm not Indian. However I personally think some Indian women are beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you look good for you age ~ or variations on that theme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering your height and your age i definitely would !

Can I have a repeat prescription please "

No problem !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering your height and your age i definitely would !

Can I have a repeat prescription please

No problem ! "

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

I always figure if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I always figure if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything! "

Yes I wish some men on here would keep their traps shut!!!

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Just immature rubbish, adults wouldn’t care about someone’s size. Swinging is about fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always figure if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything! "

But this thread is about back handed compliments so the person probably thought they were being nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you're not as much of a twat as I thought you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i get 'you're not bad for a woman of your age' - never know whether to smile or lamp them one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have lovely saggy tits. That's just my thing"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""You have lovely saggy tits. That's just my thing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 'you scrub up well for a fat lad'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am mature! Like as in a mature woman or just plain they like older women. Or I look good for my age. 32 not actually that old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I am mature! Like as in a mature woman or just plain they like older women. Or I look good for my age. 32 not actually that old. "

Skittles you look absolutely gorgeous and dont look 32 at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had 'you scrub up well for a fat lad' "

Haha I haven't yet had "you don't sweat much for a fat lass" but Im waiting!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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You look great for a woman your age! How rude!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"You look great for a woman your age! How rude! "

There are some very rude people about

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

You don't sweat much for a fab lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got "can I lick your pussy, I want to see if an old one tastes the same as a young one" thanks for that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got "can I lick your pussy, I want to see if an old one tastes the same as a young one" thanks for that lol"

But your far from old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got "can I lick your pussy, I want to see if an old one tastes the same as a young one" thanks for that lol

But your far from old "

I felt ancient after that message lol wouldn't of been so bad but he was nearly 30!

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Girl told me I "was so pale", and I like pale skin so took it as compliment, then they said "You should visit solarium"..

Lucky for them we had already completed sex, or I would have given serious consideration to not having sex with them.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I got "can I lick your pussy, I want to see if an old one tastes the same as a young one" thanks for that lol"

Hope you blocked the idiot?

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