FabSwingers.com forum: Our appetite is wrong

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Four or more threads today is about food.

I'm sat here with morning horn and would nothing more than to be sexually teasing a sexy woman, but all I see is people hungry for steak or toast etc.

Is anyone actually hungry for sex anymore? How the hell are you all going to cope in Birmingham or Manchester when your all gorging on burgers and chips instead of each other?

Signed, sexy and lonely in Manchester.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Four or more threads today is about food.

I'm sat here with morning horn and would nothing more than to be sexually teasing a sexy woman, but all I see is people hungry for steak or toast etc.

Is anyone actually hungry for sex anymore? How the hell are you all going to cope in Birmingham or Manchester when your all gorging on burgers and chips instead of each other?

Signed, sexy and lonely in Manchester.

I nearly always want sex - so shush and come climb into bed with me!

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I'm hungry for sausage lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Four or more threads today is about food.

I'm sat here with morning horn and would nothing more than to be sexually teasing a sexy woman, but all I see is people hungry for steak or toast etc.

Is anyone actually hungry for sex anymore? How the hell are you all going to cope in Birmingham or Manchester when your all gorging on burgers and chips instead of each other?

Signed, sexy and lonely in Manchester.

I nearly always want sex - so shush and come climb into bed with me!

If there's crumbs in the bed, I'm climbing back out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food to soak up the alcohol for later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hungry for sausage lol x"

Do you mind if it's pink?

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

"I'm hungry for sausage lol x

Do you mind if it's pink?

I don't mind if its pink love pink sausage x

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Four or more threads today is about food.

I'm sat here with morning horn and would nothing more than to be sexually teasing a sexy woman, but all I see is people hungry for steak or toast etc.

Is anyone actually hungry for sex anymore? How the hell are you all going to cope in Birmingham or Manchester when your all gorging on burgers and chips instead of each other?

Signed, sexy and lonely in Manchester.

I nearly always want sex - so shush and come climb into bed with me!

If there's crumbs in the bed, I'm climbing back out.

I never eat in bed - ergo no crumbs! Coming?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Food is my comfort in the absence of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food and sex can be a pretty kinky experience though... Take my word for it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab will have to make a new forum to cope with this change of appetite.

Meat Today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a double sausage muffin this morning.

Wasn't craving anything except that

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I love food, I love sex.

Not sure I want to eat while shagging though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I don't eat steak so much prefer sex and getting my mouth around a sexy man. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love food, I love sex.

Not sure I want to eat while shagging though "

That's true, but food play can be out of this world!! Like applying chocolate sauce over a lady or whipped cream, and licking it all off mmmm. Sticky, but very fun!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Food and sex can be a pretty kinky experience though... Take my word for it!!

Yes. Yes it can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're the kind of meat eater I like!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'd be happy with "Sunday morning" it was exquisite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be happy with "Sunday morning" it was exquisite

Explain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I want food and sex

No wait sex then food...

Never together or before...

Thems the rules!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sex = comfort eating...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No sex = comfort eating..."

No wonder we are all fat twats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No sex = comfort eating..."

No wonder your all starving then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me decent sex over food any day. If it's crappy sex, I'll take a tub of Haagen Daaz (praline and cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex first, lots of it, to build up an appetite for steak on toast later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me decent sex over food any day. If it's crappy sex, I'll take a tub of Haagen Daaz (praline and cream

That fecker comes before or with sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food is my comfort in the absence of sex"

I wish I could do that..

If I did I'd be the fat bastard I used to be!

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

I wasn't hungry for food OP but I do fancy some strawberries and cream now!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I crave both but at very different times..... unless had a huge session and then I crave food after it

Def crave GOOD sex over food though any day!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I love both

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'd be happy with "Sunday morning" it was exquisite

Explain. "

Descriptive veris with explicit sexual content not my thing

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"I had a double sausage muffin this morning.

Wasn't craving anything except that

I like a bit of muffin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food is famously a substitute for sex. I'm a gourmet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am craving something so sweet and delicious that i could gorge on it all day

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I'd have sex as many times as I'd have meals if it was at all possible but alas it isn't

So I'm going to eat my yoghurt and think about the awesome sex I had yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be happy with "Sunday morning" it was exquisite

Explain.

Descriptive veris with explicit sexual content not my thing

Is this cryptic Saturday or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For you, it certainly should be possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to have some pie n mash later. Probably not much meat in it.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'd be happy with "Sunday morning" it was exquisite

Explain.

Descriptive veris with explicit sexual content not my thing

Is this cryptic Saturday or something? "

Stop whinging, see kik

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be happy with "Sunday morning" it was exquisite

Explain.

Descriptive veris with explicit sexual content not my thing

Is this cryptic Saturday or something?

Stop whinging, see kik

I read it..."Descriptive veris with explicit sexual content not my thing ".

Yeh, sure it isn't.

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