FabSwingers.com forum: Dirty tricks

By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Bollox, the Jehovah's witnesses are employing attractive young ladies to knock at your door!

They almost had me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All old round these here parts

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Try and get them naked and let us know how you get on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollox, the Jehovah's witnesses are employing attractive young ladies to knock at your door!

They almost had me..."

Haha. My post woman has me up most mornings when she calls. She's guessed why I order so much from Amazon.

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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

They have already gone to regroup with the rest of their gaggle...

I politely tipped them bollocks when I realised all they wanted to give me was a bloody leaflet on God..

I would have taken it too if a blow job was offered with it.. I do think they are maybe missing a trick here..

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By *icky-discoMan
over a year ago

oxford

"Bollox, the Jehovah's witnesses are employing attractive young ladies to knock at your door!

They almost had me..."

Were they American by any chance?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Ask them if they adopt the missionary position

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Funny enough, I had them here yesterday, and posted on my FB.

I'd just got out the shower, was expecting my daughter, so when the bell went I just thought she'd forget her keys again.

Opened the door in nothing more than a towel, and holding a feisty chihuahua under my arm.

Poor bloke, went 10 shades of red!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny enough, I had them here yesterday, and posted on my FB.

I'd just got out the shower, was expecting my daughter, so when the bell went I just thought she'd forget her keys again.

Opened the door in nothing more than a towel, and holding a feisty chihuahua under my arm.

Poor bloke, went 10 shades of red! "

Tell me what time u usually take shower? I will knock the door and try my luck..

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"They have already gone to regroup with the rest of their gaggle...

I politely tipped them bollocks when I realised all they wanted to give me was a bloody leaflet on God..

I would have taken it too if a blow job was offered with it.. I do think they are maybe missing a trick here..

If a hot JW calls always ask her for a bj. 99% chance she will fuck off smartish - win. 1% chance you'll get one - win. What's not to like?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Tell me what time u usually take shower? I will knock the door and try my luck..

It varies day to day.

But you've got my number

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

They don't seem to call round here but at our last house it seemed they would send the type of people they assumed represented the area. I know they were very helpful to a few elderly neighbours and I have respect for those who lead by example but I still don't want to knpw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell me what time u usually take shower? I will knock the door and try my luck..

It varies day to day.

But you've got my number

I like to surprise

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

They rarely come to my door as I engage them in an argument and they never have any convincing answers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollox, the Jehovah's witnesses are employing attractive young ladies to knock at your door!

They almost had me...

Haha. My post woman has me up most mornings when she calls. She's guessed why I order so much from Amazon.

Aw come off it...first signs of a secret crossdresser that amazon

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

The Mormans sent sexy, young, American guys to my door last time. I was disappointed with myself for sending them on their way.

JW's tend to be people with disabilities....

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

"Bollox, the Jehovah's witnesses are employing attractive young ladies to knock at your door!

They almost had me..."

Next time tell them that they've just disturbed you from being on Fabswingers.

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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Bollox, the Jehovah's witnesses are employing attractive young ladies to knock at your door!

They almost had me...

Were they American by any chance?"

No, well spoken London accents, definitely not yanks..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Why don’t the hookers for Jesus ever knock on my door?

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By *lue Narwhal OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Why don’t the hookers for Jesus ever knock on my door?"

Next time they knock I will send them your direction..

Unless they oblige the blowjob request in which case they are welcome every Saturday morning after 10am (just in case I fancy a lay in).

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