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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently ....

What would you do if this was your last day on earth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I fucking hope not! Just my luck if I did though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better not be ...ive got a social to go to later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd probably fuck like there was no tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope not cause I won the euro millions last night.bummer.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer. "

Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.

It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.

If it's in the bible it must be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.

Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.

It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.

If it's in the bible it must be true."

Thank you.

In that case, my neighbour will be seeing me call at her door with just a towel around me in about 30 mins time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.

Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.

It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.

If it's in the bible it must be true."

Do we know the time approximately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have a cup of tea and cuddle my dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to die as I born so going naked, any one like to join me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in pain so i think it is a hot bath

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.

Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.

It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.

If it's in the bible it must be true."

I think this has been going to happen quite a few times even since my birth though?

People (usually chaps) have always been prophesising the end of the world. It's a little like prophesising your own or someone else's death - do it thousands of times and one day you just might be right!

As to what would I do - spend the time with my loved ones like most people - and eat a LOT of chocolate!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.

Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.

It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.

If it's in the bible it must be true.

Do we know the time approximately

I think it starts after the lottery draw. Somebody's lucky numbers will be up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.

Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.

It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.

If it's in the bible it must be true."

Its not in the Bible, any where I know I have read it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm having the most rubbish last day on earth ever!

I feel poorly and broken

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Better not be ...ive got a social to go to later

Ditto!

I'm not shaving my legs for the world to end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im going the pub later, cant it wait till tomorrow when im hungover and i feel like the worlds ending anyway?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

[Removed by poster at 23/09/17 10:28:57]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better not be ...ive got a social to go to later

Ditto!

I'm not shaving my legs for the world to end! "

Ditto!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Apparently ....

What would you do if this was your last day on earth?"

Have a walk on the cost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to leave this world the same way that I entered it - in close acquaintance with a vagina!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Flipping typical, I've got a meet at 7:43

At least the earth will move for her

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

Can we just put this end of the world thing on hold for 40 years, I haven't finished living yet!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"[End of the world Removed by poster for a fue mor years at 23/09/17 10:28:57]"

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By *ndebs47Couple
over a year ago

Bury

It's all true it's on the internet and experts have said it......bye all hope everyone has a happy ending, so to speak x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking typical, the world ends on a Saturday and screws the weekend up.....what's the matter with a Monday morning.....?

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

There goes my plans of having a kids free day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to cancel next week's flights...

Can I get a refund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to cancel next week's flights...

Can I get a refund

No and you will be fined for not turning up, end of world is no excuse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At what time exactly? I've just put a stew in the slow cooker.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Tell his wife..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water the duraniums

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Lol I've just dun a quik google and nasa have aparointley a live feed from the I.S.S to prove its not going to happon lol

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wjzsjGLVibs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.

Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.

It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.

If it's in the bible it must be true."

This seems great...until you notice that it actually isn't in the bible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell his wife..

Oooh naughty x

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By *amesYork17Man
over a year ago

York

I'd probably just have a wank!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Off to cancel next week's flights...

Can I get a refund

No and you will be fined for not turning up, end of world is no excuse...

*See Conditions 'Acts of God'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell his wife..

Oh, me too

And I would do it in style

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.

Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.

It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.

If it's in the bible it must be true.

This seems great...until you notice that it actually isn't in the bible!"

Some loose reference in Revelations, a star called Wormwood.

I've not read the bible myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later

Have you seen Team America?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later

Have you seen Team America?

Haha well yes, I was hoping for more of a Bruce Willis, Will Smith type combo really . Perhaps I should go and have sex with the neighbour just incase

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later

God bless America, I'll get the razor back out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.

Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.

It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.

If it's in the bible it must be true.

This seems great...until you notice that it actually isn't in the bible!

Some loose reference in Revelations, a star called Wormwood.

I've not read the bible myself."

Wormwood is a plant not a planet though apparently chernobyl translationto eEnglish is wormwood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better not be ...ive got a social to go to later

Here here

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Wait a minute...apparently?? How accurate is your source? My answer will change depending on your answer.

Shock prophecies about the end of the world claim on September 23, Nibiru will appear in the skies to fulfil the biblical book of Revelations.

It has been claimed the monstrous planet – 10 times the size of Earth – will cause widespread chaos and destruction on Earth, due to its immense gravitational pull.

If it's in the bible it must be true.

This seems great...until you notice that it actually isn't in the bible!

Some loose reference in Revelations, a star called Wormwood.

I've not read the bible myself.

Wormwood is a plant not a planet though apparently chernobyl translationto eEnglish is wormwood! "

Every days a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23 September? In which time zone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm certainly doing well considering this news today. I'm a lot more chipper than I should be.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Apparently ....

What would you do if this was your last day on earth?"
. go to work as normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully I'd have time to travel to a special spot in Scotland where my heart and soul can rest .....

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Apparently ....

What would you do if this was your last day on earth?"

have a massive gang bang

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It hasn't ended yet. Although here in the desolate wastelands of the east midlands we're about 20 years behind the times so the world will end for us in about 2037, just after we're due to get fast broadband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not again

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By *hickone48 and christinaMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Fuck my next door neighbour she well fit and the lass I like few doors down from her

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I'm just gonna stay in bed. Someone wake me up when it's over please.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Lie in & a long weekend. Woohoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell his wife..

Oh, me too

And I would do it in style"

Without pictures it didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off to cancel next week's flights...

Can I get a refund

No and you will be fined for not turning up, end of world is no excuse...

*See Conditions 'Acts of God'"

Shabbat Shalom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later

Shave my legs

Think I'd rather sit and wait for the world to end...

And have a wee Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't care, I'm destined for heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have we lost anyone yet?!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Have we lost anyone yet?!

Still waiting

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

"Apparently ....

What would you do if this was your last day on earth?"

Good, disgusting evil race are humans! No sympathy

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Breeding fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better not be ...ive got a social to go to later

Ditto!

I'm not shaving my legs for the world to end! "
Well shave your fanny instead, and spend your last moments alive with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it time yet?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Better not be ...ive got a social to go to later

Ditto!

I'm not shaving my legs for the world to end! Well shave your fanny instead, and spend your last moments alive with me

It's waxed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later

Shave my legs

Think I'd rather sit and wait for the world to end...

And have a wee Bush

Just up to the knees then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have we lost anyone yet?!

Still waiting

Must be a bunch of people on a mountain top somewhere, ready to sacrifice themselves for us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No that will be tomorrow when I wake up with a hangover lol C X

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Have we lost anyone yet?!

Still waiting

Must be a bunch of people on a mountain top somewhere, ready to sacrifice themselves for us all "

Skipping naked around a campfire reciting poetry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have we lost anyone yet?!

Still waiting

Must be a bunch of people on a mountain top somewhere, ready to sacrifice themselves for us all

Skipping naked around a campfire reciting poetry?"

They're the ones yes . Drink the magic potion at 7pm and they'll be saved

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Have we lost anyone yet?!

Still waiting

Must be a bunch of people on a mountain top somewhere, ready to sacrifice themselves for us all

Skipping naked around a campfire reciting poetry?

They're the ones yes . Drink the magic potion at 7pm and they'll be saved

They're the chosen ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the best news I’ve heard all day. Well, I’m spending tonight with the GF at the Mnc Social so it’ll all end with a G&T in my hand and a hottie on my arm. I could think of worse ways to kick the bucket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better not be ...ive got a social to go to later

Ditto!

I'm not shaving my legs for the world to end! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, America will sort it .They like saving the world and all that jazz. We can just sit back and drink tea/shave our legs and look thankful later

Shave my legs

Think I'd rather sit and wait for the world to end...

And have a wee Bush

Just up to the knees then ?

You sure there's enough time left to shave anything..

After all if we only have a couple of hours until oblivion...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I told my kids about this end of the USA,thay then told everyone in school it was all over there mum and dad going mad? Because all the kids was shiting it lol

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By *hickone48 and christinaMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Just to let you all know I'm still alive but then you lot might not be so why I telling you this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we are all still here! No wait what's that in the sky getting bigger and bigger! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postponed till October 15th apparently...

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

I'm already doing my favorite thing in the world and that's having steak with chips and mixed fried peppers for dinner about 5pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Postponed till October 15th apparently..."

Its the end of the world you just don't go around postponing that sort of thing! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Postponed till October 15th apparently...

Its the end of the world you just don't go around postponing that sort of thing! Lol"
You do if you're doom merchants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Postponed till October 15th apparently...

Sorry dahlings, I can't possible manage the 15th, if you are really quick I gave half an hour on the 14th? Otherwise it will just have to wait, talk to my social secretary they can slot it in somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Postponed till October 15th apparently...

Haha

Well with less than a week left to live I'll be cancelling everything and doing everyone and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Movember 4th ... Apparently the anarchists are shaving off their beards and running amok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently ....

What would you do if this was your last day on earth?"

I'd better get that door painted then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 15th you say? Saves me filing my tax return then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Movember 4th ... Apparently the anarchists are shaving off their beards and running amok

How appropriate. I shall be suitably equipped..

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Ok. Ill not bother doing the housework then.

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