FabSwingers.com forum: Lounge Chat 45

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My turn again

Packing, socials and selecting a pussy

Onwards people

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over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm still not cleaning my house yet. It's covered in hair dye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still not cleaning my house yet. It's covered in hair dye

Haha lazy bugger

sure your guests won't mind though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still not cleaning my house yet. It's covered in hair dye

Just enter it for the Turner Prize

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Selecting a foof you say?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

There should be no selection! I thought you were practically one. I need to shave my yetiesque legs and decide what colour to paint my nails. Effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be no selection! I thought you were practically one. I need to shave my yetiesque legs and decide what colour to paint my nails. Effort."

Have a lovely birthday weekend x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There should be no selection! I thought you were practically one. I need to shave my yetiesque legs and decide what colour to paint my nails. Effort."

There is no selection - that's true

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

There should be no selection! I thought you were practically one. I need to shave my yetiesque legs and decide what colour to paint my nails. Effort.

Have a lovely birthday weekend x"

Thank you! I have a couple of hours of fannying around and trying to be presentable enough.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

There should be no selection! I thought you were practically one. I need to shave my yetiesque legs and decide what colour to paint my nails. Effort.

There is no selection - that's true "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Have a fucking awesome weekend Meli mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh yes

Have a tip top birthday weekend Meli with no drama and lots of good memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My turn again

Packing, socials and selecting a pussy

Onwards people

Selecting a pussy? Where's the choices on offer?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"My turn again

Packing, socials and selecting a pussy

Onwards people

Selecting a pussy? Where's the choices on offer?"

You have to compile your own list, you should know by now that men on Fab have to do all the work

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"you should know by now that men on Fab have to do all the work

Not all the men

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"you should know by now that men on Fab have to do all the work

Not all the men

Hang on I'm referring to the chase

. Although there are ladies happy to chase too, but they are few and far between

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you should know by now that men on Fab have to do all the work

Not all the men

Hang on I'm referring to the chase

. Although there are ladies happy to chase too, but they are not on fab

Fify.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"you should know by now that men on Fab have to do all the work

Not all the men

Hang on I'm referring to the chase

. Although there are ladies happy to chase too, but they are not on fab

Fify.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all, quiet today, what's going on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's almost as though there's a social!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's almost as though there's a social! "

Those that didn't go suggested we should all have sex,

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"It's almost as though there's a social!

Those that didn't go suggested we should all have sex,

Oh well I’d be ok you and Thatguy are in the north west

However I just want my white knight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello from North Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's almost as though there's a social!

Those that didn't go suggested we should all have sex,

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Hello from North Devon

I smell the country air from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello from North Devon

I smell the country air from here

That's his aftershave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello from North Devon

I smell the country air from here

That's his aftershave. "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Hello from North Devon

I smell the country air from here

That's his aftershave.

If only he knew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello from North Devon

I smell the country air from here

That's his aftershave.

If only he knew

I'm sure he'll get wind of it somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening - weird things going on here - had a strange dream last night involved workstuff - and a bonfire - i got worked cos of a missing person - a security alert and then soem burnt paper - i actually woke up to the smell of burning and i thought my house was on fire- never moved so quick in my life - there was a burning smell outside but couldnt see anything and tonight within 2 minutes of each other i had a friend from work text me asking if everything was ok and a rather urgent sounding phone call off daughter asking if i was ok - she was with me only a few hours earlier -- very strange x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"evening - weird things going on here - had a strange dream last night involved workstuff - and a bonfire - i got worked cos of a missing person - a security alert and then soem burnt paper - i actually woke up to the smell of burning and i thought my house was on fire- never moved so quick in my life - there was a burning smell outside but couldnt see anything and tonight within 2 minutes of each other i had a friend from work text me asking if everything was ok and a rather urgent sounding phone call off daughter asking if i was ok - she was with me only a few hours earlier -- very strange x "

Oh my very bizarre

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hi you lovely lot

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Hi you lovely lot

Hi Babs, hi boobie woobies

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hi you lovely lot

Hi Babs, hi boobie woobies

I've had something called slippery nipples

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Hi you lovely lot

Hi Babs, hi boobie woobies

I've had something called slippery nipples

Oh I like jelly tot nipples

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hi you lovely lot

Hi Babs, hi boobie woobies

I've had something called slippery nipples

Oh I like jelly tot nipples

I just like nipples

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Hi you lovely lot

Hi Babs, hi boobie woobies

I've had something called slippery nipples

Oh I like jelly tot nipples

I just like nipples

I like my nipples

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hi you lovely lot

Hi Babs, hi boobie woobies

I've had something called slippery nipples

Oh I like jelly tot nipples

I just like nipples

I like my nipples

I like your nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's applaud nips

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Hi you lovely lot

Hi Babs, hi boobie woobies

I've had something called slippery nipples

Oh I like jelly tot nipples

I just like nipples

I like my nipples

I like your nipples

I quite like your nipples

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Let's applaud nips

Totally! They're the best

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Let's applaud nips

Totally! They're the best

I prefer making them hard

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hi you lovely lot

Hi Babs, hi boobie woobies

I've had something called slippery nipples

Oh I like jelly tot nipples

I just like nipples

I like my nipples

I like your nipples

I quite like your nipples

Oh shucks! Thanks, I quite like my nipples as well

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Hi you lovely lot

Hi Babs, hi boobie woobies

I've had something called slippery nipples

Oh I like jelly tot nipples

I just like nipples

I like my nipples

I like your nipples

I quite like your nipples

Oh shucks! Thanks, I quite like my nipples as well

I like your left one best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipple competition? I'll gracefully withdraw..

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Nipple competition? I'll gracefully withdraw.."

You couldn’t compete with Babs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hi you lovely lot

Hi Babs, hi boobie woobies

I've had something called slippery nipples

Oh I like jelly tot nipples

I just like nipples

I like my nipples

I like your nipples

I quite like your nipples

Oh shucks! Thanks, I quite like my nipples as well

I like your left one best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's applaud nips

Totally! They're the best

I prefer making them hard

Dry ice is good for this. Especially at Halloween

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nipple competition? I'll gracefully withdraw..

You couldn’t compete with Babs

I couldnt compete with many..but certainly not Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

Mission complete! She has now rolled over and is finally quiet! I could have done that 2 hours ago

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

Mission complete! She has now rolled over and is finally quiet! I could have done that 2 hours ago

I didn’t like to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

Mission complete! She has now rolled over and is finally quiet! I could have done that 2 hours ago

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

Mission complete! She has now rolled over and is finally quiet! I could have done that 2 hours ago

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

Mission complete! She has now rolled over and is finally quiet! I could have done that 2 hours ago

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

And the both lived happily ever after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

Mission complete! She has now rolled over and is finally quiet! I could have done that 2 hours ago

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

But still not as pleasurable as a woman's moans during her third climax.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

Mission complete! She has now rolled over and is finally quiet! I could have done that 2 hours ago

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

But still not as pleasurable as a woman's moans during her third climax.

Were climaxes 1 and 2 below the expected quality level?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

Mission complete! She has now rolled over and is finally quiet! I could have done that 2 hours ago

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

But still not as pleasurable as a woman's moans during her third climax.

Were climaxes 1 and 2 below the expected quality level? "

I'm never normally there during the first two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

Mission complete! She has now rolled over and is finally quiet! I could have done that 2 hours ago

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

But still not as pleasurable as a woman's moans during her third climax.

Were climaxes 1 and 2 below the expected quality level?

I'm never normally there during the first two. "

Actually 1 is an achievement for me

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"For 2 hours and 18 minutes I've sat listened to my roommate snoring! I may have to smother

Don’t do it Babs, although you could do it with your nipples

Just contemplating throwing a pillow in that direction

Go for it and report back the result...snoregate

Mission complete! She has now rolled over and is finally quiet! I could have done that 2 hours ago

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

But still not as pleasurable as a woman's moans during her third climax.

Were climaxes 1 and 2 below the expected quality level?

I'm never normally there during the first two. "

You arrive late to the party? Or did someone find her for you, then ask you to join the 2 lovely ladies?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Morning all

Morning sweetheart, Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Good morning all x

Morning, did you enjoy the social?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

But still not as pleasurable as a woman's moans during her third climax.

Were climaxes 1 and 2 below the expected quality level?

I'm never normally there during the first two.

You arrive late to the party? Or did someone find her for you, then ask you to join the 2 lovely ladies?

Chance would be a fine thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning all x

Morning, did you enjoy the social?

Yes thanks, had a great time. Some lovely people. And a few surprise attendees x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all

Morning sweetheart, Sunday morning

Morning angel, if only it was that Sunday morning

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

But still not as pleasurable as a woman's moans during her third climax.

Were climaxes 1 and 2 below the expected quality level?

I'm never normally there during the first two.

You arrive late to the party? Or did someone find her for you, then ask you to join the 2 lovely ladies?

Chance would be a fine thing.

And it’s not the lack of trying that’s stopping you

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Good morning all x

Morning, did you enjoy the social?

Yes thanks, had a great time. Some lovely people. And a few surprise attendees x "

Oh now that’s amazing when that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning all x

Morning, did you enjoy the social?

Yes thanks, had a great time. Some lovely people. And a few surprise attendees x

Oh now that’s amazing when that happens

Yes, I hadn't been looking at the guest list too close so was good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

But still not as pleasurable as a woman's moans during her third climax.

Were climaxes 1 and 2 below the expected quality level?

I'm never normally there during the first two.

You arrive late to the party? Or did someone find her for you, then ask you to join the 2 lovely ladies?

Chance would be a fine thing.

And it’s not the lack of trying that’s stopping you

Out of 1000's of messages sent out, you'd expect at least one reply right?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops forgot to drop in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops forgot to drop my knickers in here"

This should happen more often than it does.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"oops forgot to drop my knickers in here

This should happen more often than it does.

For god sake can someone help the man out

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I didn’t like to say

I love a happy ending

just make sure she's still breathing

Silence is golden

But still not as pleasurable as a woman's moans during her third climax.

Were climaxes 1 and 2 below the expected quality level?

I'm never normally there during the first two.

You arrive late to the party? Or did someone find her for you, then ask you to join the 2 lovely ladies?

Chance would be a fine thing.

And it’s not the lack of trying that’s stopping you

Out of 1000's of messages sent out, you'd expect at least one reply right? "

You mean I was one of 1000s

I thought I was special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops forgot to drop my knickers in here

This should happen more often than it does.

not wearing any to drop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oops forgot to drop my knickers in here

This should happen more often than it does.

not wearing any to drop

In a rush eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's everyone

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Afternoon

I'm on way way home from Brum

It's been a really great weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good afternoon.

Little algebraic equation.

Me + Beers + Late night × Early get up + Football = Me ÷ Not Well + Feeling like death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not even algebra is it.

I'm too tired.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And now I'm back, from outer space

Or Ilfracombe to give it its Earth name

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I'm almost back in cloudy Wokingham, can't say I'm feeling too thrilled about that right at this moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry I need food

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"And now I'm back, from outer space

Or Ilfracombe to give it its Earth name

Did you leave behind the smell?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm hungry I need food "

Bloody hell, how hungry? Would you eat pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry I need food "

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm hungry I need food

It won’t work, you’re not confusing my body clock today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And now I'm back, from outer space

Or Ilfracombe to give it its Earth name

Did you leave behind the smell?

Most of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry I need food

Bloody hell, how hungry? Would you eat pizza?"

Yes if it was pepperoni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry I need food

Well I haven't eaten since breakfast this morning! You had 2 breakfasts!

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over a year ago

"I'm hungry I need food

It won’t work, you’re not confusing my body clock today

I'm confusing my own body clock today. You wouldn't believe what I managed to achieve before 9:30 this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry I need food

Well I haven't eaten since breakfast this morning! You had 2 breakfasts!

Including a James Hunt breakfast, I had three breakfasts this morning. Hold on, I've lost count of how many breakfasts I had this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry I need food

It won’t work, you’re not confusing my body clock today

I'm confusing my own body clock today. You wouldn't believe what I managed to achieve before 9:30 this morning."

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm hungry I need food

It won’t work, you’re not confusing my body clock today

I'm confusing my own body clock today. You wouldn't believe what I managed to achieve before 9:30 this morning."

I’m not sure I dare ask

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I'm not sure how these things happen to me but flying out for the weekend I was proposed to by a man named Sam. I then had a near death experience on landing!

Just checked in to come home and apparently I was trying to smuggle in a deodorant that was too big. Did they confiscate and bin it? No, they made me stand with my arms up and sprayed both of my armpits then binned it but not before telling everyone in the queue that it was ok because I now smelt very nice.

Thank goodness for staff with a sense of humour!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm not sure how these things happen to me but flying out for the weekend I was proposed to by a man named Sam. I then had a near death experience on landing!

Thank goodness for staff with a sense of humour! "

Did they check your nipples in the scanner?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I'm not sure how these things happen to me but flying out for the weekend I was proposed to by a man named Sam. I then had a near death experience on landing!

Thank goodness for staff with a sense of humour!

Did they check your nipples in the scanner?

Funnily enough she did spend rather a long time checking out my bra because the scanner kept buzzing. Properly frisked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry too. I thought Sexy doing a Sunday roast was optimistic. Even for a northern woman.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm not sure how these things happen to me but flying out for the weekend I was proposed to by a man named Sam. I then had a near death experience on landing!

Thank goodness for staff with a sense of humour!

Did they check your nipples in the scanner?

Funnily enough she did spend rather a long time checking out my bra because the scanner kept buzzing. Properly frisked!

Oh Babs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure how these things happen to me but flying out for the weekend I was proposed to by a man named Sam. I then had a near death experience on landing!

Thank goodness for staff with a sense of humour!

Did they check your nipples in the scanner?

Funnily enough she did spend rather a long time checking out my bra because the scanner kept buzzing. Properly frisked!

Are they bullets or your nipples love?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I'm not sure how these things happen to me but flying out for the weekend I was proposed to by a man named Sam. I then had a near death experience on landing!

Thank goodness for staff with a sense of humour!

Did they check your nipples in the scanner?

Funnily enough she did spend rather a long time checking out my bra because the scanner kept buzzing. Properly frisked!

Are they bullets or your nipples love?

I keep my bullets in my other bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry too. I thought Sexy doing a Sunday roast was optimistic. Even for a northern woman."

Haha where did you expect me to rustle up a roast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What the feck is going on here? 24 hours?

Shame on your houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry swing, been a bit busy today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the feck is going on here? 24 hours?

Shame on your houses

It's been a while hasn't it. Nearly as long as the last Manchester Lounge social itself!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Been catching up on sleep. Napping on and off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I’ve been having a very lazy day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some edumachashun needed here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some edumachashun needed here"
m

Your right I could do with a drink as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some edumachashun needed herem

Your right I could do with a drink as well.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Good evening

What a day

I want pjs, a cuppa and a cuddle. Two out of three ain't bad I guess

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm hungry I need food

Well I haven't eaten since breakfast this morning! You had 2 breakfasts!

Including a James Hunt breakfast, I had three breakfasts this morning. Hold on, I've lost count of how many breakfasts I had this morning."

What is a James Hunt breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm hungry I need food

Well I haven't eaten since breakfast this morning! You had 2 breakfasts!

Including a James Hunt breakfast, I had three breakfasts this morning. Hold on, I've lost count of how many breakfasts I had this morning.

What is a James Hunt breakfast? "

The sex? With lots of air cabin crew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry I need food

Well I haven't eaten since breakfast this morning! You had 2 breakfasts!

Including a James Hunt breakfast, I had three breakfasts this morning. Hold on, I've lost count of how many breakfasts I had this morning.

What is a James Hunt breakfast?

The sex? With lots of air cabin crew

Where did he find cabin crew in the hotel?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm hungry I need food

Well I haven't eaten since breakfast this morning! You had 2 breakfasts!

Including a James Hunt breakfast, I had three breakfasts this morning. Hold on, I've lost count of how many breakfasts I had this morning.

What is a James Hunt breakfast? "

That'll be a cunt.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm hungry I need food

Well I haven't eaten since breakfast this morning! You had 2 breakfasts!

Including a James Hunt breakfast, I had three breakfasts this morning. Hold on, I've lost count of how many breakfasts I had this morning.

What is a James Hunt breakfast?

That'll be a cunt."

You’ll be proud of Swing and I we’ve been discussing poop

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm hungry I need food

Well I haven't eaten since breakfast this morning! You had 2 breakfasts!

Including a James Hunt breakfast, I had three breakfasts this morning. Hold on, I've lost count of how many breakfasts I had this morning.

What is a James Hunt breakfast?

That'll be a cunt.

You’ll be proud of Swing and I we’ve been discussing poop

Ooooo smashing

I managed to slip it into a birthday thread earlier. I think that was a first for even me.

So... splash back or ghost poo?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm hungry I need food

Well I haven't eaten since breakfast this morning! You had 2 breakfasts!

Including a James Hunt breakfast, I had three breakfasts this morning. Hold on, I've lost count of how many breakfasts I had this morning.

What is a James Hunt breakfast?

That'll be a cunt."

I prefer pancake batter to fanny batter for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry I need food

Well I haven't eaten since breakfast this morning! You had 2 breakfasts!

Including a James Hunt breakfast, I had three breakfasts this morning. Hold on, I've lost count of how many breakfasts I had this morning.

What is a James Hunt breakfast?

That'll be a cunt.

I prefer pancake batter to fanny batter for breakfast

I had a full English breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am too darn fussy ... and that's my problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening all -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evening all -

Missed you at the social xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin'.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evenin'. "

Where you been hiding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evenin'.

Where you been hiding?"

I've popped in and out a few times

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evenin'.

Where you been hiding?

I've popped in and out a few times

Did you shake it all about too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evenin'.

Where you been hiding?

I've popped in and out a few times

Did you shake it all about too?"

Think it's called a windmill

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Morning loungers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning ragamuffins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning

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By *ebbkev1Couple
over a year ago

west Midlands

Morning everybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mornin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning -

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm sleepy

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Anyone free to massage my temples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my temples? "

I'll do it tomorrow? Busy til bedtime

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my temples?

I'll do it tomorrow? Busy til bedtime

I'll book you in for about 11?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my temples?

I'll do it tomorrow? Busy til bedtime

I'll book you in for about 11?

That's absolutely perfect. I'll be there with bells on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my boobs? "

Yes, when?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my temples?

I'll do it tomorrow? Busy til bedtime

I'll book you in for about 11?

That's absolutely perfect. I'll be there with bells on! "

Now that I would love to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my temples?

I'll do it tomorrow? Busy til bedtime

I'll book you in for about 11?

That's absolutely perfect. I'll be there with bells on!

Now that I would love to see

You can ring my bell anytime Babs

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Anyone free to massage my feet?

Yes, when?

You’re so kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my feet?

Yes, when?

You’re so kind

Feet are weird, get out.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my feet?

Yes, when?

You’re so kind

Feet are weird, get out. "

It's a no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my feet?

Yes, when?

You’re so kind

Feet are weird, get out.

It's a no from me

I hate feet. So much.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Anyone free to massage my feet?

Yes, when?

You’re so kind

Feet are weird, get out. "

You won’t get any arguments from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my feet?

Yes, when?

You’re so kind

Feet are weird, get out.

You won’t get any arguments from me

That's a first!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my feet?

Yes, when?

You’re so kind

Feet are weird, get out.

It's a no from me

I hate feet. So much. "

Me too. The only time I think about below the ankles is when I have shoe envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my feet?

Yes, when?

You’re so kind

Feet are weird, get out.

It's a no from me

I hate feet. So much.

Me too. The only time I think about below the ankles is when I have shoe envy

I never get that, as i have the most beautiful pair of trainers ever made.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Anyone free to massage my feet?

Yes, when?

You’re so kind

Feet are weird, get out.

It's a no from me

I hate feet. So much.

Me too. The only time I think about below the ankles is when I have shoe envy

I never get that, as i have the most beautiful pair of trainers ever made.

Beautiful and trainers don't go together

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

What a day

I'm cracking open a bottle of gin. Anyone want a small one, I fear I will need several large ones this evening

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"What a day

I'm cracking open a bottle of gin. Anyone want a small one, I fear I will need several large ones this evening

Babs will join you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"What a day

I'm cracking open a bottle of gin. Anyone want a small one, I fear I will need several large ones this evening

Babs will join you

I will definitely join you. Purely medicinal obviously

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"What a day

I'm cracking open a bottle of gin. Anyone want a small one, I fear I will need several large ones this evening

Babs will join you

I will definitely join you. Purely medicinal obviously

Obviously!

Mine is purely to reduce my simmering blood pressure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flavoured Gin....right or wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a day

I'm cracking open a bottle of gin. Anyone want a small one, I fear I will need several large ones this evening

I have a glass, any gin going?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"What a day

I'm cracking open a bottle of gin. Anyone want a small one, I fear I will need several large ones this evening

Babs will join you

I will definitely join you. Purely medicinal obviously

Obviously!

Mine is purely to reduce my simmering blood pressure

Oh dear! An extra large one for you then.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Flavoured Gin....right or wrong?"

Right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flavoured Gin....right or wrong?

Right

That's a tonic...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Flavoured Gin....right or wrong?

Right

So right

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Flavoured Gin....right or wrong?

Right

So right

Join us. Ms_mac has a bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flavoured Gin....right or wrong?

Right

Isnt that what gin is anyway?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Flavoured Gin....right or wrong?"

Right! Love rhubarb and ginger and Zymurgorium do a wonderful sweet violet gin, and a rose gin too.

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