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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm currently bedridden with flu. When I say flu, I don't mean it's a cold, I mean actual flu. I didn't brush my teeth for 3 days and at one point, I definitely thought I was going to die in a pool of my own sweat with only my cat for company. I also have really bad tonsillitis.

So, please make me feel better by telling me how bad your life currently is.

Winner gets my knickers that I took off this morning after 4 days*

*Not really, I'm actually burning them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm full of chicken korma and therefore cannot currently eat the lovely tiramisu that's sat in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm full of chicken korma and therefore cannot currently eat the lovely tiramisu that's sat in the fridge. "

I hate you a little bit.

I've eaten a yoghurt today! *party emoji*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Until you've suffered man flu. You won't get sympathy from me

(But I do hope you get better)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Until you've suffered man flu. You won't get sympathy from me

(But I do hope you get better) "

Yeah, I didn't quite go full mantard so it clearly wasn't too bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Until you've suffered man flu. You won't get sympathy from me

(But I do hope you get better)

Yeah, I didn't quite go full mantard so it clearly wasn't too bad! "

Nope, what you have is just the sniffles to us men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im at the airport and my flight is delayed. My friends back home have already started drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm full of chicken korma and therefore cannot currently eat the lovely tiramisu that's sat in the fridge.

I hate you a little bit.

I've eaten a yoghurt today! *party emoji*"

I could share.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It's my birthday weekend and it coincides with a social where I really wanted to meet a few people but now I have to have a weekend of luxury instead. Alas, I won't even be able to treat myself as the other is doing the treating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's my birthday weekend and it coincides with a social where I really wanted to meet a few people but now I have to have a weekend of luxury instead. Alas, I won't even be able to treat myself as the other is doing the treating. "

My heart breaks for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im at the airport and my flight is delayed. My friends back home have already started drinking "

Oh that's never nice. How long do you think it'll take?

I still think I win, no gross knickers for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still suffering from Delhi belly revenge of the Vindaloo.

It's a stinger .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's my birthday weekend and it coincides with a social where I really wanted to meet a few people but now I have to have a weekend of luxury instead. Alas, I won't even be able to treat myself as the other is doing the treating. "

I'm not giving you any sympathy (or sweaty knickers). However, two things:

Happy Birthday

And

TREAT YO' SELF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After working all week thinking I've then got the weekend full of work so decide not to go on a much needed blow out with my mates on a cruise work gets cancelled!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am still suffering from Delhi belly revenge of the Vindaloo.

It's a stinger . "

Oh no!

I recommend Sudocrem!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After working all week thinking I've then got the weekend full of work so decide not to go on a much needed blow out with my mates on a cruise work gets cancelled! "

Nooooooo! Okay, that's pretty terrible.

However, who puts work before a booze cruise!? Silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was supposed to be going out on a blind date ....til it got cancelled ...parent in hospital but rearranged so quiet night in for me ....and had babysitter arranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lacey's saying it's my turn to put the kettle on ... life's so unfair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww op you have my complete sympathy I had really bad tonsillitis and mouth ulcers and at one point I was coughing up blood lasted 2 weeks I could not eat and even drinking water was like swallowing razor blades on the plus side I lost a stone get well soon big hugs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you a little bit! Xx hope you feel better soon xx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I work with a bunch of bitches who constantly bitch about people behind their backs.

They only ever do work when the boss is about and to top it all off I was given a more hours and then some pillock advertised the job externally and now I can even get an interview for the job I'm doing.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I work with a bunch of bitches who constantly bitch about people behind their backs.

They only ever do work when the boss is about and to top it all off I was given a more hours and then some pillock advertised the job externally and now I can even get an interview for the job I'm doing.

"

Can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I hear 'woe is me' I juat think of the Rocky Horror Show

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well I don't have a roof over my head or money to feed my 15 children and 21 grandchildren or put clothes on our back's. With Christmas coming it's all too much,but don't worry about us though we're all fit and healthy

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I'm tired and I'm hungry and I think I've caught a cold.

My impending birthday has me feeling very old.

The children will be home quite soon and mither until bed.

They care not that I just want to rest my weary head.

The sun has disappeared and I'm sat here in the gloom

But I wish you well and really hope that you feel better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is full of ups and downs, and it depends only on you how you perceive them – as a springboard or as an insurmountable obstacle."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nooooooo! Okay, that's pretty terrible.

However, who puts work before a booze cruise!? Silly. "

I even rushed down with no luggage trying to make it but alas my ship had sailed!.....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm off to the Brum social tomorrow, and noticed a zit manifesting itself just below ma lower lip this morning

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"I'm off to the Brum social tomorrow, and noticed a zit manifesting itself just below ma lower lip this morning "

There is a Birmingham social tomorrow?

Why couldn't it have been yesterday when I was there.

Poor planning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to ge going to the brum social tomorrow but my car is unreliable and the train is EXPENSIVE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I started I might not stop suffice to say my very clever 7 year old decided to 'sharpen her nail' in a pencil sharpener and that is mildly bad compared to the rest of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was supposed to be going out on a blind date ....til it got cancelled ...parent in hospital but rearranged so quiet night in for me ....and had babysitter arranged "

I sympathise with how precious child-free nights are! Eat chocolate, drink wine and perv on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lacey's saying it's my turn to put the kettle on ... life's so unfair!

"

Get out of the thread, immediately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awww op you have my complete sympathy I had really bad tonsillitis and mouth ulcers and at one point I was coughing up blood lasted 2 weeks I could not eat and even drinking water was like swallowing razor blades on the plus side I lost a stone get well soon big hugs xx"

Whoa! That sounds horrific. I'm hoping it's taken a bit of timber off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love you a little bit! Xx hope you feel better soon xx "

Thanks beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I work with a bunch of bitches who constantly bitch about people behind their backs.

They only ever do work when the boss is about and to top it all off I was given a more hours and then some pillock advertised the job externally and now I can even get an interview for the job I'm doing.

"

You want me to come windmill them all when I next come home?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I don't have a roof over my head or money to feed my 15 children and 21 grandchildren or put clothes on our back's. With Christmas coming it's all too much,but don't worry about us though we're all fit and healthy "

Does it compare to not being able to partake in fish & chip Friday though!? It's a tough one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tired and I'm hungry and I think I've caught a cold.

My impending birthday has me feeling very old.

The children will be home quite soon and mither until bed.

They care not that I just want to rest my weary head.

The sun has disappeared and I'm sat here in the gloom

But I wish you well and really hope that you feel better soon."

Just for that, I'm sending you my gross knickers. You may need a Haz Mat suit upon delivery though...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I work with a bunch of bitches who constantly bitch about people behind their backs.

They only ever do work when the boss is about and to top it all off I was given a more hours and then some pillock advertised the job externally and now I can even get an interview for the job I'm doing.

You want me to come windmill them all when I next come home? "

Oh yes please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm off to the Brum social tomorrow, and noticed a zit manifesting itself just below ma lower lip this morning "

Apparently massaging zits helps! I read it on Wikipedia so it must be true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to ge going to the brum social tomorrow but my car is unreliable and the train is EXPENSIVE "

Word!

It's the reason I couldn't go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I started I might not stop suffice to say my very clever 7 year old decided to 'sharpen her nail' in a pencil sharpener and that is mildly bad compared to the rest of it "

I kinda like her curiosity though!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Chinese for me today has had a bit of a splurge on Apple products

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lacey's saying it's my turn to put the kettle on ... life's so unfair!

Get out of the thread, immediately. "

Oooooohhhhhh.

Stick your knickers up your arse then !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww op you have my complete sympathy I had really bad tonsillitis and mouth ulcers and at one point I was coughing up blood lasted 2 weeks I could not eat and even drinking water was like swallowing razor blades on the plus side I lost a stone get well soon big hugs xx

Whoa! That sounds horrific. I'm hoping it's taken a bit of timber off! "
it was horrendous and bet it has like I said I'm down a stone xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I was going to ge going to the brum social tomorrow but my car is unreliable and the train is EXPENSIVE "
Have you looked at national express

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no excuse for not brushing the choppers for three days straight. Get well soon! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work with a bunch of bitches who constantly bitch about people behind their backs.

They only ever do work when the boss is about and to top it all off I was given a more hours and then some pillock advertised the job externally and now I can even get an interview for the job I'm doing.

"

It's shit. Similar in the building game they may be big blokes with balls but they will still hide round the corner and bitch like school girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tickets to see Mark Steele and my friend has let me down. Chances of finding someone available at 24 hrs who is interested are almost zero. Sitting arranged and everything..

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I was also due to go to the social in Birmingham tomorrow but my husband put a giant spanner in the words so now I'm at home with 2/3 of my little people.

I had sex this morning with my favourite though and got myself a massive bar of mint aero, I also have some gin so it's not all bad.

After 4 days you should start to feel better hey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been ill all week with man flu, obviously this is far more serious and unpleasant than your every day lady flu so think yourself lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just unwrapped a very big bar of Galaxy... I now have the impossible decision to make - which end to start on!

Can't make my mind up so will have to open this tub of Ben & Jerry's.

Any ladies fancy a spoon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chinese for me today has had a bit of a splurge on Apple products "

You get out, too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was going to ge going to the brum social tomorrow but my car is unreliable and the train is EXPENSIVE Have you looked at national express"

Last time I got a National Express, some kid vommed up Quavers and the bus smelt of cheesy sick all the way home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have tickets to see Mark Steele and my friend has let me down. Chances of finding someone available at 24 hrs who is interested are almost zero. Sitting arranged and everything.. "

Oh that sucks. Can you go alone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was also due to go to the social in Birmingham tomorrow but my husband put a giant spanner in the words so now I'm at home with 2/3 of my little people.

I had sex this morning with my favourite though and got myself a massive bar of mint aero, I also have some gin so it's not all bad.

After 4 days you should start to feel better hey? "

I felt sorry for you until you mentioned the chocolate and sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been ill all week with man flu, obviously this is far more serious and unpleasant than your every day lady flu so think yourself lucky."

But did you consider having a wee in bed because you felt too bad to move!? I win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have just unwrapped a very big bar of Galaxy... I now have the impossible decision to make - which end to start on!

Can't make my mind up so will have to open this tub of Ben & Jerry's.

Any ladies fancy a spoon?"

Ther is no woe in this, whatsoever...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have just unwrapped a very big bar of Galaxy... I now have the impossible decision to make - which end to start on!

Can't make my mind up so will have to open this tub of Ben & Jerry's.

Any ladies fancy a spoon?

Ther is no woe in this, whatsoever..."

There

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"It's my birthday weekend and it coincides with a social where I really wanted to meet a few people but now I have to have a weekend of luxury instead. Alas, I won't even be able to treat myself as the other is doing the treating.

I'm not giving you any sympathy (or sweaty knickers). However, two things:

Happy Birthday

And

TREAT YO' SELF"

I hope you get better soon you beaut! x

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I was hoping for a wankathon tonight as my wife is out with her friends but my laptop has broken so I can't get any porn lifes just not fair boo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, my journal is at home and I am not, although I want to record yesterday evening's events but I cba to make the half hour round journey back home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww

I would give you get well soon boobie hugs but you've got the lurgy and rancid breath... so I'll just pat the top of your head

I left work last Wednesday evening full of joy as I had a delicious 11 days off work - loads of slutty behaviour, boozy lunches and stuff planned....

But I fell off my bike and bruised and scraped myself all over

Felt bloody awful all week, came on my period and have done fuck all other than spend money!

I feel a bit better now but it's time to go back to work on Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been ill all week with man flu, obviously this is far more serious and unpleasant than your every day lady flu so think yourself lucky.

But did you consider having a wee in bed because you felt too bad to move!? I win."

No, I didn't stop to think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently bedridden with flu. When I say flu, I don't mean it's a cold, I mean actual flu. I didn't brush my teeth for 3 days and at one point, I definitely thought I was going to die in a pool of my own sweat with only my cat for company. I also have really bad tonsillitis.

So, please make me feel better by telling me how bad your life currently is.

Winner gets my knickers that I took off this morning after 4 days*

*Not really, I'm actually burning them."

Here on my own on a Friday night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Awwww

I would give you get well soon boobie hugs but you've got the lurgy and rancid breath... so I'll just pat the top of your head

I left work last Wednesday evening full of joy as I had a delicious 11 days off work - loads of slutty behaviour, boozy lunches and stuff planned....

But I fell off my bike and bruised and scraped myself all over

Felt bloody awful all week, came on my period and have done fuck all other than spend money!

I feel a bit better now but it's time to go back to work on Monday!

"

Haha, I brushed my teeth as soon as I could properly stand! I even showered last night!

Oh no, that the worst. Are the scrapes all healing okay!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm currently bedridden with flu. When I say flu, I don't mean it's a cold, I mean actual flu. I didn't brush my teeth for 3 days and at one point, I definitely thought I was going to die in a pool of my own sweat with only my cat for company. I also have really bad tonsillitis.

So, please make me feel better by telling me how bad your life currently is.

Winner gets my knickers that I took off this morning after 4 days*

*Not really, I'm actually burning them.

Here on my own on a Friday night

"

Nope. Being on your lonesome on a Friday night can be awesome!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm a 29 year old virgin.

And will probably never find a partner.

Can't get mutch worce than that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a 29 year old virgin.

Can't get mutch worce than that "

Ahh Seeside. Why did I not know this!?!

I think you win!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I'm a 29 year old virgin.

Can't get mutch worce than that

Ahh Seeside. Why did I not know this!?!

I think you win! "

Yay i win

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

You haven't quite got the hang of this feminist thing. It's your bra you should be burning.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham


"I'm tired and I'm hungry and I think I've caught a cold.

My impending birthday has me feeling very old.

The children will be home quite soon and mither until bed.

They care not that I just want to rest my weary head.

The sun has disappeared and I'm sat here in the gloom

But I wish you well and really hope that you feel better soon.

Just for that, I'm sending you my gross knickers. You may need a Haz Mat suit upon delivery though... "

I can't tell if I'm being rewarded or punished. Either way, I'm treating this as a win. Huzzah!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Poorly Blue oh no, bug huggggssss.

I have a small amount of misery. Yesterday I ate some gluten by mistake. After 2 hours and 40 minutes I really thought I'd got away with it.

At about 2 hours 45 mins I moved into the bathroom for the next three hours. Luckily I have a chair in there so was able to sit relatively comfortably with my head over the toilet

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Poorly Blue oh no, bug huggggssss.

I have a small amount of misery. Yesterday I ate some gluten by mistake. After 2 hours and 40 minutes I really thought I'd got away with it.

At about 2 hours 45 mins I moved into the bathroom for the next three hours. Luckily I have a chair in there so was able to sit relatively comfortably with my head over the toilet "

That shut everyone up

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Poorly Blue oh no, bug huggggssss.

I have a small amount of misery. Yesterday I ate some gluten by mistake. After 2 hours and 40 minutes I really thought I'd got away with it.

At about 2 hours 45 mins I moved into the bathroom for the next three hours. Luckily I have a chair in there so was able to sit relatively comfortably with my head over the toilet "

My wife has that, incidentally this weekend it's 1 year since she left me and i ended up having a mental breakdown, and I'm spending it alone.

Can I have the knickers too please

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Poorly Blue oh no, bug huggggssss.

I have a small amount of misery. Yesterday I ate some gluten by mistake. After 2 hours and 40 minutes I really thought I'd got away with it.

At about 2 hours 45 mins I moved into the bathroom for the next three hours. Luckily I have a chair in there so was able to sit relatively comfortably with my head over the toilet

That shut everyone up "

Working in the catering bisnias i no how bad that can get.

Good job it wos just a small amount.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Poorly Blue oh no, bug huggggssss.

I have a small amount of misery. Yesterday I ate some gluten by mistake. After 2 hours and 40 minutes I really thought I'd got away with it.

At about 2 hours 45 mins I moved into the bathroom for the next three hours. Luckily I have a chair in there so was able to sit relatively comfortably with my head over the toilet

That shut everyone up

Working in the catering bisnias i no how bad that can get.

Good job it wos just a small amount."

I still think my ,,condition,, is worce thoe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently bedridden with flu. When I say flu, I don't mean it's a cold, I mean actual flu. I didn't brush my teeth for 3 days and at one point, I definitely thought I was going to die in a pool of my own sweat with only my cat for company. I also have really bad tonsillitis.

So, please make me feel better by telling me how bad your life currently is.

Winner gets my knickers that I took off this morning after 4 days*

*Not really, I'm actually burning them."

I am into week two with no dick and I am in cold sweats, shivering and crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no bad news, sorry. Have you been drinking plenty of fluids?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poorly Blue oh no, bug huggggssss.

I have a small amount of misery. Yesterday I ate some gluten by mistake. After 2 hours and 40 minutes I really thought I'd got away with it.

At about 2 hours 45 mins I moved into the bathroom for the next three hours. Luckily I have a chair in there so was able to sit relatively comfortably with my head over the toilet

That shut everyone up "

Oh Kinks! My best friend is a Coeliac and she gets the same reaction to gluten. Are you feeling better today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have no bad news, sorry. Have you been drinking plenty of fluids?"

I have thanks, Brain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm currently bedridden with flu. When I say flu, I don't mean it's a cold, I mean actual flu. I didn't brush my teeth for 3 days and at one point, I definitely thought I was going to die in a pool of my own sweat with only my cat for company. I also have really bad tonsillitis.

So, please make me feel better by telling me how bad your life currently is.

Winner gets my knickers that I took off this morning after 4 days*

*Not really, I'm actually burning them.

I am into week two with no dick and I am in cold sweats, shivering and crying"

Cold turkey dick!? I feel you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poorly Blue oh no, bug huggggssss.

I have a small amount of misery. Yesterday I ate some gluten by mistake. After 2 hours and 40 minutes I really thought I'd got away with it.

At about 2 hours 45 mins I moved into the bathroom for the next three hours. Luckily I have a chair in there so was able to sit relatively comfortably with my head over the toilet

My wife has that, incidentally this weekend it's 1 year since she left me and i ended up having a mental breakdown, and I'm spending it alone.

Can I have the knickers too please "

Ahh sorry to hear that. How're you feeling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the knickers still available?

I've just stubbed my f'kin toe so hard, I think I may have broken it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you pull through, Windy Miller.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are the knickers still available?

I've just stubbed my f'kin toe so hard, I think I may have broken it. "

They disintegrated during the night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope you pull through, Windy Miller."

I'm actually feeling much more human today.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got to drive my camper van all the way to Bournemouth tomorrow ... gonna need clean pants for the journey and the brief stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you pull through, Windy Miller.

I'm actually feeling much more human today. "

Nice one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got to drive my camper van all the way to Bournemouth tomorrow ... gonna need clean pants for the journey and the brief stay

"

Bournemouth is beautiful. I liked the unintentional pant pun though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to choose where to go for dinner tonight! It's either tapas in the lovely Spanish place not far from us, the Italian that does the most amazing fungi crostini, or the Greek that has the most amazing meze platter. I just can't pick and it's getting me angry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to choose where to go for dinner tonight! It's either tapas in the lovely Spanish place not far from us, the Italian that does the most amazing fungi crostini, or the Greek that has the most amazing meze platter. I just can't pick and it's getting me angry "

That's a tough choice. I'd definitely go Greek, purely for meat sweats.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm stuck at work doing a 12hr shift on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday an automatic coffee machine mugged me and I missed the last connecting train home. Meaning I had to walk 5 miles home after 2 bottles of wine

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Poorly Blue oh no, bug huggggssss.

I have a small amount of misery. Yesterday I ate some gluten by mistake. After 2 hours and 40 minutes I really thought I'd got away with it.

At about 2 hours 45 mins I moved into the bathroom for the next three hours. Luckily I have a chair in there so was able to sit relatively comfortably with my head over the toilet

My wife has that, incidentally this weekend it's 1 year since she left me and i ended up having a mental breakdown, and I'm spending it alone.

Can I have the knickers too please

Ahh sorry to hear that. How're you feeling? "

I've felt better...

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over a year ago


"Are the knickers still available?

I've just stubbed my f'kin toe so hard, I think I may have broken it.

They disintegrated during the night"

Disintegrated!

What did you do? Supply them as armament for Kim's latest missile test?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life is terrible at the moment!

I was supposed to be seeing someone this weekend but due to circumstances it’s not happening. I was really looking forward to it too

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over a year ago


"My life is terrible at the moment!

I was supposed to be seeing someone this weekend but due to circumstances it’s not happening. I was really looking forward to it too "

Ahh that's a shame. I bet she feels terrible too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are the knickers still available?

I've just stubbed my f'kin toe so hard, I think I may have broken it.

They disintegrated during the night

Disintegrated!

What did you do? Supply them as armament for Kim's latest missile test? "

They were THAT bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up with a brown lump on my chest this morning. Damn me for not checking that there was no chocolate in my bed when I crawled in late last night.

It's not the first time it's happened. I had an unfortunate experience years ago after a couple of light ales when I fell asleep with a Milky Bar in my pocket.

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