FabSwingers.com forum: Desert island dicks

By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

You gotta spend a year stuck on an island, all Sun, sea and sangrias (or gin)

Who are the three sexually attractive people you will take with you and why..

My three are -

1. Nigella Lawson, I reckon she is a real goer and obviously a good cook.. don't wanna be eating only coconuts

2. Siam Selby, she can let me know how the weather is any time and I want to know when any storms are impending so I can head to bed early.

3. Andrea Corr, it's not all gonna be food, sex and weather, I will need some entertaining and she certainly could sing me to sleep at night...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Bear Grylls.

Hot as fuck, and knows how to do all that survival stuff...

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Bear Grylls.

Hot as fuck, and knows how to do all that survival stuff...

Don't want anymore than him?

I'm sure it'll be all rosy right up to the point he wants you to drink his Piss or shove a hose up your arse and full you full of stagnant bird shit infested water..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bear Grylls.

Hot as fuck, and knows how to do all that survival stuff...

Don't want anymore than him?

I'm sure it'll be all rosy right up to the point he wants you to drink his Piss or shove a hose up your arse and full you full of stagnant bird shit infested water..

I'm failing to see any cons in this choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can take care of myself survival wise, so I shall be accompanied by:

Amber Heard

Mila Kunis

Mrs N

I'm easily pleased

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Gary Glitter, Bernard Manning and Sandi Toksvig. Because i can't stand her, and ill enjoy watching her suffer.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Henry Cavill because he is hot at fuck.

Someone off here cause he is hot as fuck and is alright to natter too.

One of the river cottage chef's so he can forage and cook.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Keeley Hawes - (a) she's hot and (b) errr there needs to be a (b)?

Alex Polizzi - (a) she's hot and (b) she'd sort us a luxury hotel in no time

Ruth Wilson - (a) she's hot and (b) Refer to Keeley Hawes

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Gary Glitter, Bernard Manning and Sandi Toksvig. Because i can't stand her, and ill enjoy watching her suffer. "

You are a really sick puppy.. surely crucifixion would be a much more humane way to make her suffer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael fassbender...just because

Bear grylls.... so he can hunt for food and he is dreamy as well

Will Smith.... just to make me laugh

That's my 3sum

4sum including me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't subject anyone to the torture of being with me on a desert island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone off here cos he's as horny as Fuck and would help keep my weight down and libido high

Heaven 17 cos I could talk for hours with them both

Colin Firth cos I could have me MMF with him and my 1st choice

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