FabSwingers.com forum: If you could know the definitive answer to one question

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... the absolute, undoubtedly correct answer to one question, what would you ask ?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Does Kylie minogue have the world's best pussy?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"... the absolute, undoubtedly correct answer to one question, what would you ask ?"

What will tonight's winning Euromillions numbers be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does Kylie minogue have the world's best pussy?"

She should be so lucky !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will I, will I be famous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight's lottery numbers before 7pm

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

23+38

Always wanted to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... the absolute, undoubtedly correct answer to one question, what would you ask ?

What will tonight's winning Euromillions numbers be?"

Never had you down as a material girl !

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By *illToPleaseMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

How much cum does a cum slut cum when a cum slut cums from cum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When will I, will I be famous?"

I can't answer that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will I, will I be famous?"

Don't stress it...

It will only be for 15 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"What was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase?"

Kylie minogues pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight's lottery numbers before 7pm"

It could be you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase?

Kylie minogues pussy"

He should be so lucky

Hang on, damn you Laceyandsam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"23+38

Always wanted to know"

If you find out then let me know too please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much cum does a cum slut cum when a cum slut cums from cum?"

A bucket and a half

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"... the absolute, undoubtedly correct answer to one question, what would you ask ?

What will tonight's winning Euromillions numbers be?

Never had you down as a material girl !"

Only so I can redustribute it all to worthy causes of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase?"

Mias worn panties and a copy of viz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Lisa Stansfeild ever find her baby ? Lots of sleepless nights thinking about that poor lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did Lisa Stansfeild ever find her baby ? Lots of sleepless nights thinking about that poor lady

Lacey loves a bit of stansfield.

Sleep well sir, her baby was found alive and well loading a skip in the service yard of her local Woolworths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will the end of human life be?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I have the question but I know I'll never get the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will the end of human life be?"

Last I heard that was tomorrow. Fancy a bunk up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Lisa Stansfeild ever find her baby ? Lots of sleepless nights thinking about that poor lady

Lacey loves a bit of stansfield.

Sleep well sir, her baby was found alive and well loading a skip in the service yard of her local Woolworths "

Phew ! Thanks that’s put my mind at rest

Love a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck?"

This I can answer for the powers that be with a definitive undoubtedly final word...

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When will the end of human life be?"

Tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have the question but I know I'll never get the answer

But if you could ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What time is it? "

Time Lacey put the kettle on...

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Will I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I? "

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

"... the absolute, undoubtedly correct answer to one question, what would you ask ?"

Does god exist? which I already know is no of course not but just to prove to a few billion people how ridiculous the whole god thing is and hopefully we can drop this whole bloody religion nonsense.

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

What are tonight's euro millions going to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... the absolute, undoubtedly correct answer to one question, what would you ask ?

Does god exist? which I already know is no of course not but just to prove to a few billion people how ridiculous the whole god thing is and hopefully we can drop this whole bloody religion nonsense."

He does.

God exists for everyone in some way... my god wore no10 for us ,Australia 2003 rwc final and I'll never stop believing in him.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What's the point,we're born we die. What for exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What time is it?

Time Lacey put the kettle on..."

Is it always that time of day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are tonight's euro millions going to be "

On someone else's ticket as I don't pay the hope tax.

It could be yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the point,we're born we die. What for exactly?"

What is the purpose of life?

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

"... the absolute, undoubtedly correct answer to one question, what would you ask ?

Does god exist? which I already know is no of course not but just to prove to a few billion people how ridiculous the whole god thing is and hopefully we can drop this whole bloody religion nonsense.

He does.

God exists for everyone in some way... my god wore no10 for us ,Australia 2003 rwc final and I'll never stop believing in him."

O'h well seems Iv'e been wrong about this one all this time nevermind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the point,we're born we die. What for exactly?"

Just like my wife, it's the parts in the middle that make it so essentially enjoyable

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"What's the point,we're born we die. What for exactly?"
. To make someone smile, to change someone's life, to save someone's life, to create a life that will make someone happy, that will change someone's life, that will save a life, the list is endless but all are possibilities

Mrs blue eyes

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"What's the point,we're born we die. What for exactly?"

We are put here to procreate and nurture our young. The rest is irrelevant.

I'll start working on all the other answers one at a time

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Cake or death?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Wally?

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Cake or death?"

Death. No I meant cake. Aagh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What time is it?

Time Lacey put the kettle on...

Is it always that time of day?

No, I do my fair share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Lisa Stansfeild ever find her baby ? Lots of sleepless nights thinking about that poor lady

But then re: songs..... what was it that meatloaf wouldn't do?

He was bloody adamant about it ...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery' "

I predict we will. In the future

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Did Lisa Stansfeild ever find her baby ? Lots of sleepless nights thinking about that poor lady

But then re: songs..... what was it that meatloaf wouldn't do?

He was bloody adamant about it ..."

There's No way that meatloaf was also adam ant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn't exist before I existed (I was non-existent) but now I exist, does that mean that when I no longer exist again that I will be (or be not) in the exactly the same state that made my existence possible the first time, i.e. non-existence?

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Who shot JFK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Lisa Stansfeild ever find her baby ? Lots of sleepless nights thinking about that poor lady

But then re: songs..... what was it that meatloaf wouldn't do?

He was bloody adamant about it ...

There's No way that meatloaf was also adam ant"

Now there's another question to be answered...?

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By * SCARED x STIFF xCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

Where do my socks go to die?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Who shot JFK? "

I'd have to kill you if I told you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake or death?"

Death by cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where's Wally?"

Walkabout creek

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By *a72Man
over a year ago

london

"Who shot JFK? "

Nicholas Cage knows the answer to this

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Why are we here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did Lisa Stansfeild ever find her baby ? Lots of sleepless nights thinking about that poor lady

But then re: songs..... what was it that meatloaf wouldn't do?

He was bloody adamant about it ..."

Snog fuck avoid threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's love got to do with it?

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Am I getting any tonight? Well...am I?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Why are we here?"

To get laid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did Lisa Stansfeild ever find her baby ? Lots of sleepless nights thinking about that poor lady

But then re: songs..... what was it that meatloaf wouldn't do?

He was bloody adamant about it ...

There's No way that meatloaf was also adam ant"

Ever seen them in the same room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I didn't exist before I existed (I was non-existent) but now I exist, does that mean that when I no longer exist again that I will be (or be not) in the exactly the same state that made my existence possible the first time, i.e. non-existence? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who shot JFK? "

The CIA

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Where did I leave my sanity?

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"Why are we here?

To get laid "

lol no I means humans, why are we here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where do my socks go to die?"

superdrug, just like me moms hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Lisa Stansfeild ever find her baby ? Lots of sleepless nights thinking about that poor lady

But then re: songs..... what was it that meatloaf wouldn't do?

He was bloody adamant about it ...

Snog fuck avoid threads "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are we here?"

We're just here for the beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's love got to do with it?"

Nothing at all.

It's just a second hand emoticon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I getting any tonight? Well...am I?

If you're not, you bloody well should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where did I leave my sanity? "

It's down the side of the sofa with that new lippy you brought last weekend

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Is it possible to stop my dog farting all day?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Will the my cancer come back?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are we here?

To get laid

lol no I means humans, why are we here?"

Because the bfg wouldn't have a job without us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it possible to stop my dog farting all day?"

Afraid not my pedigree chum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will the my cancer come back? "

I wish I could say no but unfortunately I don't have a answer for this one, sorry.

However, I am going to raise some money by growing a moustache for movember to support cancer research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will my next location update be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I get given such an enormous schalong when I clearly didn't want one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I get given such an enormous schalong when I clearly didn't want one?

I'm the opposite got a tiddler for my piddle

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there life on Mars?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who IS Keyser Soze ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I get given such an enormous schalong when I clearly didn't want one?

I'm the opposite got a tiddler for my piddle

Why?"

Shame I can't put mine on eBay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I get given such an enormous schalong when I clearly didn't want one?

I'm the opposite got a tiddler for my piddle

Why?

Shame I can't put mine on eBay

I wonder would you auction or sell your weapon of mass schalong . Price per inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the point of it all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What will my next location update be?"

Blah blah blah... this site is shit, I'm off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the universe flat or round?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did I get given such an enormous schalong when I clearly didn't want one?

It's the sorting hats fault !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I kick it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why?

Carpet burns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the universe flat or round?

It's infinite 8

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did I get given such an enormous schalong when I clearly didn't want one?

I'm the opposite got a tiddler for my piddle

Why?"

Only one question per member.

Even smaller members

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there life on Mars?"

The one I found behind the seat in my van had some kind of life growing on it so ... yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why?

Carpet burns."

Get knee pads from Screwfix that will help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who IS Keyser Soze ???? "

No idea, soz.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the point of it all?"

It's rude to point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the point of it all?

It's rude to point"

Forgive me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I get given such an enormous schalong when I clearly didn't want one?

I'm the opposite got a tiddler for my piddle

Why?

Only one question per member.

Even smaller members "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the universe flat or round?

It's infinite 8

It started from a point and is expanded so how can it be infinite?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the universe flat or round?

It's your round in my universe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I kick it?

Yes you can.

Unless it's a man getting down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the universe flat or round?

It's your round in my universe.

Nice try big fella!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Will the my cancer come back?

I wish I could say no but unfortunately I don't have a answer for this one, sorry.

However, I am going to raise some money by growing a moustache for movember to support cancer research."

Thank you.. Any money raised by any method. Cakes, moustache growing going sober or any other way is brilliant.

Thank you again. I want pics of the tash.

Sorry if I put a downer on the thread too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Dr Foster live near me..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will the my cancer come back?

I wish I could say no but unfortunately I don't have a answer for this one, sorry.

However, I am going to raise some money by growing a moustache for movember to support cancer research.

Thank you.. Any money raised by any method. Cakes, moustache growing going sober or any other way is brilliant.

Thank you again. I want pics of the tash.

Sorry if I put a downer on the thread too x"

Not at all.

I shall garnish you with regular updates

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By *anB451Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Will i get away with this?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Will i get away with this?"

probably not but smile sweetly and you might

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does Dr Foster live near me..

Doubtful, I do know he went to Gloucester in a shower of rain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Will i get away with this?"

Yup.

I've been getting away with it all my life

Getting away with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the universe flat or round?

It's infinite 8

It started from a point and is expanded so how can it be infinite?"

limitless or endless in space, extent, or size; impossible to measure or calculate. Infinite Space

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Will the my cancer come back?

I wish I could say no but unfortunately I don't have a answer for this one, sorry.

However, I am going to raise some money by growing a moustache for movember to support cancer research.

Thank you.. Any money raised by any method. Cakes, moustache growing going sober or any other way is brilliant.

Thank you again. I want pics of the tash.

Sorry if I put a downer on the thread too x

Not at all.

I shall garnish you with regular updates

Please you x

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

The meaning of life, mine to be precise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The meaning of life, mine to be precise."

I'm really sorry.

It's pointless.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Will the my cancer come back?

I wish I could say no but unfortunately I don't have a answer for this one, sorry.

However, I am going to raise some money by growing a moustache for movember to support cancer research.

Thank you.. Any money raised by any method. Cakes, moustache growing going sober or any other way is brilliant.

Thank you again. I want pics of the tash.

Sorry if I put a downer on the thread too x

Not at all.

I shall garnish you with regular updates

Please you x"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"The meaning of life, mine to be precise."

You live you die you pay taxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you knew the answer to a question 100% accurate,would anyone else believe you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you knew the answer to a question 100% accurate,would anyone else believe you?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The meaning of life, mine to be precise."

Getting your knee down and your cock up

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"The meaning of life, mine to be precise.

I'm really sorry.

It's pointless.

Wow, I had the answer already

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"The meaning of life, mine to be precise.

You live you die you pay taxes "

Taxes? I'm on ESA

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"The meaning of life, mine to be precise.

Getting your knee down and your cock up

That made me smile on the outside!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

If a woodchuck could chuck wood,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

(If a woodchuck, could chuck wood)..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a woodchuck could chuck wood,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

(If a woodchuck, could chuck wood).."

No cunnilingus for Lacey tonight.

You've twisted my tongue

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By *arnsleycouple7683Couple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Is there life after death?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there life after death?"

Yes, but only if you're at one with the force.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Is there life after death?"

Is there life on Mars?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

If i new the arnsar i woodount need to arsk the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The meaning of life, mine to be precise.

You live you die you pay taxes

Taxes? I'm on ESA

And I'm self employed

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Are you always this funny or just today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you always this funny or just today? "

I'm always funny as fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there life after death?"

You were dead (nonexistent) before you existed. Nonexistence is the very condition which brought about your existence. This is the mystery of life that most don't want to face. We are already in a life after death. You exist! This is life after nonexistence and you will exist again if you become nonexistent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there life after death?

Is there life on Mars?"

Repeater...

See above.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Are you always this funny or just today?

I'm always funny as fook

"
no your just you and lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i new the arnsar i woodount need to arsk the question

But if you hadn't asked the question then how would you know that you already had the answer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you always this funny or just today? "

Funny how ?

Oh... I see ... my appearance

You'll see just how funny looking I am tomorrow at the scary social

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Is the universe flat or round?

It's the shape of your average potato; or rather, it was, a VERY long time ago. Light doesn't travel fast enough for us to see it as it is now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you always this funny or just today?

I'm always funny as fook

She's just as amusing in person as well

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Is the universe flat or round?

It's infinite 8

No it isn't, but it's a bit big and spreading out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Han Solo shoot first? ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there life after death?

Is there life on Mars?

Repeater...

See above."

We just started our journey through the infinity of time, space aka universe.

We all will know the answer eventually to death. It will be a euphoric moment when I have my last breath, just as it was when I took my first.

I BELIEVE I will see my loved ones but it won't be in this light.

Love, live, laugh and learn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did Han Solo shoot first? ??"

pre 1997 or after?

No or yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you always this funny or just today?

I'm always funny as fook

no your just you and lovely x "

I'm happy to be a bit odd. Just buy me nice things and be gentle..... at first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there life after death?

Is there life on Mars?

Repeater...

See above.

We just started our journey through the infinity of time, space aka universe.

We all will know the answer eventually to death. It will be a euphoric moment when I have my last breath, just as it was when I took my first.

I BELIEVE I will see my loved ones but it won't be in this light.

Love, live, laugh and learn

That's deep bro!

If you put that on a tshirt I think it would sell

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Is the universe flat or round?

It started from a point and is expanded so how can it be infinite?

limitless or endless in space, extent, or size; impossible to measure or calculate. Infinite Space

Our universe is very definitely finite. It exists in the space-time continuum, possibly with other universes. We currently have no way of determining the size or shape of space-time, so it may be infinite, but I doubt it.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"If i new the arnsar i woodount need to arsk the question

But if you hadn't asked the question then how would you know that you already had the answer?"

True

Ok then

wots the point of life ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i new the arnsar i woodount need to arsk the question

But if you hadn't asked the question then how would you know that you already had the answer?

True

Ok then

wots the point of life ?

To draw pretty pictures in the sand on the beach.

That's why we're here.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

Where the fuck are my car keys?

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

What is "dark" matter?

Also, what is "dark" energy?

The answer to either or both questions may lead to the key to interstellar and even intergallactic travel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i new the arnsar i woodount need to arsk the question

But if you hadn't asked the question then how would you know that you already had the answer?

True

Ok then

wots the point of life ?

It is a waste to ask a question when you're the answer.

Life is your own personal journey.

Enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where the fuck are my car keys? "

*disappears up the stairs with wife*

In the bowl still

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"If i new the arnsar i woodount need to arsk the question

But if you hadn't asked the question then how would you know that you already had the answer?

True

Ok then

wots the point of life ?

It is a waste to ask a question when you're the answer.

Life is your own personal journey.

Enjoy it

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there life after death?

Is there life on Mars?"

Is there life in Peckham?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

In which decade will I make my first £ billion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there life after death?

Is there life on Mars?

Is there life in Peckham?"

I don't know but only fools and horses makes life fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does Kylie minogue have the world's best pussy?

She should be so lucky !"

Lucky, lucky, lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there life after death?

Is there life on Mars?

Is there life in Peckham?"

Yes.

There's even swinging

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In which decade will I make my first £ billion?

This one.

I feel this would be the perfect opportunity to declare our undying love and affection for you and would love to serve you in any way possible.

Wait.... you're not Deborah meaden are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does Kylie minogue have the world's best pussy?

She should be so lucky !

Lucky, lucky, lucky

With my rubber ducky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to the teddy I lost when I was 4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It had nits and died.

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the idea at the end of the Italian job?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"What was the idea at the end of the Italian job?

Not a lot of people know that.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"What was in Marcellus Wallace's briefcase?"

Fuck yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with me?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"What's wrong with me?"

You're a hypochondriac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It had nits and died.

Sorry

Noooo, snowy toes did not die!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Which women and couples on fab will meet me for steamy hot sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to cure hangovers (currently not able to lift head off pillows but in desperate need of a drink)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to cure hangovers (currently not able to lift head off pillows but in desperate need of cock)"

That's my suggestion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which women and couples on fab will meet me for steamy hot sex

Name search - steamy hot, then look to see if any are seeking men for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to cure hangovers (currently not able to lift head off pillows but in desperate need of cock)

That's my suggestion

Well that would be wonderful, but it's not happening today. Unless there's any offers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How to cure hangovers (currently not able to lift head off pillows but in desperate need of a drink)"

For your personal hangover...

Furious masterbation over our pictures.

Then a big greasy fry up

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