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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you're sat in the front room of a lady's apartment in Kensington, she's walking around with her fake breasts popping out of her top and butt implants bursting out of her skirt and all you can think about is how much she must be paying to stay in such a nice place in an affluent area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for all that work on her body too, presumably!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breasts & butt implants = paid for

Place in affluent area = paid for

Seeing the correlation here?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I must pay a visit to Kensington

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Breasts & butt implants = paid for

Place in affluent area = paid for

Seeing the correlation here? "

You saying some man has bought those attitudes for her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was watching lesbian threesome porn once and I remember thinking "I had a bed frame like that"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Breasts & butt implants = paid for

Place in affluent area = paid for

Seeing the correlation here?

You saying some man has bought those attitudes for her?"

*attitudes?! What!

Attridutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I automatically assumed that she'd paid for them all herself... Anyway back to the original thread, I don't think your mind wandering in this way is a sign of getting too old for Fab - it could be seen as developing a talent for multi-tasking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breasts & butt implants = paid for

Place in affluent area = paid for

Seeing the correlation here?

You saying some man has bought those attitudes for her?

*attitudes?! What!

Attridutes"

Keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breasts & butt implants = paid for

Place in affluent area = paid for

Seeing the correlation here?

You saying some man has bought those attitudes for her?

*attitudes?! What!

Attridutes

Keep going "

Wrong face

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

When you just can't be bothered to trim and shave everything for a visit to a club, you would rather stay hairy and relax watching countdown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy at your age, you is still shitting yellow!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

* When I look at some of the profile ages & realise I have shirts older than them.

* When I see new profiles kvetching about not getting a Meet immediately on here & think, "I've stood longer in the queue at Tesco's".

* When I'm reading folks Verification Lists & realise I've not been out the house in months.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Walking through the city centre in the middle of December and a young lady walks passed in a short skirt and vest top (it's Newcastle) and all I can think is she should put a coat on before catches a cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those Saturday nights that i can’t be bothered to go out because it’s raining Old

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"I automatically assumed that she'd paid for them all herself... Anyway back to the original thread, I don't think your mind wandering in this way is a sign of getting too old for Fab - it could be seen as developing a talent for multi-tasking! "

To be honest, when you are in Kensington, most of the women are speaking Russian.

So to be fair I would assume it's all paid for...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Those Saturday nights that i can’t be bothered to go out because it’s raining Old "

Or when Strictly starts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Those Saturday nights that i can’t be bothered to go out because it’s raining Old

Or when Strictly starts.... "

Haha it’s not for me but get where you’re coming from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a senior moment, watching porn and I caught myself thinking 'ooh, that's the sort of carpet I'd like in the lounge'

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Had a senior moment, watching porn and I caught myself thinking 'ooh, that's the sort of carpet I'd like in the lounge'"

That's boredom not age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she asks - what would you like me to wear?

"Something warm, it's cold out here love". good grief, I'm getting old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your 'sexy' photos become 'dressed for the weather' photos and the lucky recipient agrees

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone starting a thread about getting old is ten years younger than you lol

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

You can buy anything from Aldi nowadays.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"When you're sat in the front room of a lady's apartment in Kensington, she's walking around with her fake breasts popping out of her top and butt implants bursting out of her skirt and all you can think about is how much she must be paying to stay in such a nice place in an affluent area "

Nosey bugger.

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow


"When someone starting a thread about getting old is ten years younger than you lol "

32!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your 'sexy' photos become 'dressed for the weather' photos and the lucky recipient agrees

Peach x"

I'm always concerned about keeping a woman at a certain temperature. See above.

MrBee

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Breasts & butt implants = paid for

Place in affluent area = paid for

Seeing the correlation here?

You saying some man has bought those attitudes for her?

*attitudes?! What!

Attridutes

Keep going "

Oh I give up,I'm getting old. Attributes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm doing two thing's and not concentrating on either properly

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"When someone starting a thread about getting old is ten years younger than you lol "

When some 42 posts on a 32 yo's thread & you get a double whammy - & not a good double whammy!!!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Up top? Kensington! The Royal Borough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When most of your messages are feom men younger than your driving licence

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

When your photos are all "recent" and you have the negatives to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breasts & butt implants = paid for

Place in affluent area = paid for

Seeing the correlation here? "

Huh? Not seeing it at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show gorgeous profile pic of young lady in the bath but all I think about was how rough her tile grouting looked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show gorgeous profile pic of young lady in the bath but all I think about was how rough her tile grouting looked! "

I always check the grouting!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Show gorgeous profile pic of young lady in the bath but all I think about was how rough her tile grouting looked!

I always check the grouting! "

I saw 1 of an untidy wire hung around a door frame earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go to B&Q every Wednesday

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm another one who checks the grouting. In fact I should take some well aimed bathroom pictures because my grouting is impeccable

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I'm another one who checks the grouting. In fact I should take some well aimed bathroom pictures because my grouting is impeccable "

I love a well grouted women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're usually 5-10 years above the maximum age range of lasses preferences that you're interested in....

No wait....I'm not getting too old...they're getting younger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not old but you know you've been on the scene too long when you get sent dick pics and think.....do I recognise that one from somewhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's 2 socials on the go, and your home trying to find a good film to watch.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


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Not old but you know you've been on the scene too long when you get sent dick pics and think.....do I recognise that one from somewhere...."

When you're too old to message a pretty young lady

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

When you would rather stay in and listen to some serious tunes rather than go clubbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think as you get older you become more wiser and fussy .You know what you want and if the temptation isn't there.We choose night in ,film and takeaway .This is what I'm like anyway .

Rather be alone than make do just for sake of it .

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England


"Walking through the city centre in the middle of December and a young lady walks passed in a short skirt and vest top (it's Newcastle) and all I can think is she should put a coat on before catches a cold."

Yep. I've seen this myself whilst out in the Toon. Those Geordie lasses are well 'ard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walking through the city centre in the middle of December and a young lady walks passed in a short skirt and vest top (it's Newcastle) and all I can think is she should put a coat on before catches a cold.

Yep. I've seen this myself whilst out in the Toon. Those Geordie lasses are well 'ard. "

Cause it's cold all year round it makes us hard

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England


"Walking through the city centre in the middle of December and a young lady walks passed in a short skirt and vest top (it's Newcastle) and all I can think is she should put a coat on before catches a cold.

Yep. I've seen this myself whilst out in the Toon. Those Geordie lasses are well 'ard.

Cause it's cold all year round it makes us hard "

I'm from Yorkshire and it's positively balmy here - what's my excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have the option of fucking a hot young thing or staying at home alone in pj's with wine.

And you choose the latter.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Show gorgeous profile pic of young lady in the bath but all I think about was how rough her tile grouting looked!

I always check the grouting!

I saw 1 of an untidy wire hung around a door frame earlier."

I saw some wires today in one and hoped a Christmas wire tamer product ad would be seen by them, so they don't get into problems.

The wires were more interesting than the profile owner though

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

When you go to comment on a music thread and your choices are twenty years older than everyone else's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your photos are all "recent" and you have the negatives to prove it "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you have the option of fucking a hot young thing or staying at home alone in pj's with wine.

And you choose the latter.

"

Yep, I'd prefer the latter too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you remember swinging pre internet.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm too old to pm anyone

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

When you read an artivle about a FAb couple or incident in the daily mail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could've just put "when you read The Daily Mail"

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough


"When you remember swinging pre internet. "

Time for the retirement home for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get on your knees to give a blowjob and can't get back up.

You won't consider floor sex as it's too hard on the knees, even with a cushion.

You ride cowgirl style and your thighs burn for a fortnight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Walking through the city centre in the middle of December and a young lady walks passed in a short skirt and vest top (it's Newcastle) and all I can think is she should put a coat on before catches a cold.

Yep. I've seen this myself whilst out in the Toon. Those Geordie lasses are well 'ard.

Cause it's cold all year round it makes us hard

I'm from Yorkshire and it's positively balmy here - what's my excuse? "

It's not that far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get on your knees to give a blowjob and can't get back up.

You won't consider floor sex as it's too hard on the knees, even with a cushion.

You ride cowgirl style and your thighs burn for a fortnight."

Pmsl

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

When your toy box contains viagra and a set of jump leads

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By *espectful 1Man
over a year ago

DY8

Too old because nobody bothers anymore

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