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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Someone come and fix our boiler!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with it Clem ?

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"What's wrong with it Clem ? "

I think it's fucked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with it Clem ? "
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It's fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know anything about them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But most of them are fuckers that go fucked alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried switching it off and back on again?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"What's wrong with it Clem ? "

Lights for 10 minutes, then spend an hour or so running the fan and ignitor with no gas.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Have you tried switching it off and back on again?"

Many many many many times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with it Clem ?

Lights for 10 minutes, then spend an hour or so running the fan and ignitor with no gas."

Sounds like an ignition problem....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with it Clem ?

Lights for 10 minutes, then spend an hour or so running the fan and ignitor with no gas."

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Is it pre fault code

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"What's wrong with it Clem ?

Lights for 10 minutes, then spend an hour or so running the fan and ignitor with no gas.

Sounds like an ignition problem.... "

I reckon gas valve. Loads of spark but no fuel.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"What's wrong with it Clem ?

Lights for 10 minutes, then spend an hour or so running the fan and ignitor with no gas..

Is it pre fault code "

Definitely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electronic ignition? Or pilot light?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with it Clem ?

Lights for 10 minutes, then spend an hour or so running the fan and ignitor with no gas.

Sounds like an ignition problem....

I reckon gas valve. Loads of spark but no fuel. "

Yeah that sounds possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with it Clem ?

Lights for 10 minutes, then spend an hour or so running the fan and ignitor with no gas.

Sounds like an ignition problem....

I reckon gas valve. Loads of spark but no fuel. "

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Aha, solenoids, more than likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try posting in the Meets forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's wrong with it Clem ?

Lights for 10 minutes, then spend an hour or so running the fan and ignitor with no gas.

Sounds like an ignition problem....

I reckon gas valve. Loads of spark but no fuel. "

I knew a guy like that once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

overuse of the f word there clem mi laddo

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Stick another 50p in the meter, ur outta gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take the front of the boiler and give the thermocouple a wipe and blow the top of the pilot light -

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"take the front of the boiler and give the thermocouple a wipe and blow the top of the pilot light - "

Blowing the pilot! Is that safe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take the front of the boiler and give the thermocouple a wipe and blow the top of the pilot light -

Blowing the pilot! Is that safe? "

it is if not on - mind your nose hair though

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"overuse of the f word there clem mi laddo "

As if that's even possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take the front of the boiler and give the thermocouple a wipe and blow the top of the pilot light -

Blowing the pilot! Is that safe?

it is if not on - mind your nose hair though "

just a gentle blow - diesnt take much to clear a blockage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take the front of the boiler and give the thermocouple a wipe and blow the top of the pilot light -

Blowing the pilot! Is that safe? "

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https://youtu.be/_WQfZYacEAw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take the front of the boiler and give the thermocouple a wipe and blow the top of the pilot light -

Blowing the pilot! Is that safe? .

https://youtu.be/_WQfZYacEAw"

ace film

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"take the front of the boiler and give the thermocouple a wipe and blow the top of the pilot light -

Blowing the pilot! Is that safe? .

https://youtu.be/_WQfZYacEAw"

I'm gonna regret it if I watch this aren't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take the front of the boiler and give the thermocouple a wipe and blow the top of the pilot light -

Blowing the pilot! Is that safe? .

https://youtu.be/_WQfZYacEAw

ace film "

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There's not many films that even though I've watched dozens of times still make me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"take the front of the boiler and give the thermocouple a wipe and blow the top of the pilot light -

Blowing the pilot! Is that safe? .

https://youtu.be/_WQfZYacEAw

I'm gonna regret it if I watch this aren't I? "

no - its funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a bunny?

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCpleCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Pay your bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you want a bunny? "
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I picked a fine day for giving up glue sniffing

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"take the front of the boiler and give the thermocouple a wipe and blow the top of the pilot light -

Blowing the pilot! Is that safe?

it is if not on - mind your nose hair though

just a gentle blow - diesnt take much to clear a blockage "

No dice.

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

What I do when my boiler breaks down is to ask a bunch of randoms on a swinging site for advice.

Then when my boiler is still fucked a few hours later I call a heating engineer

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